All Consuming Lord of Being a Cool Motherfucker

Tiny insects everywhere
Tiny insects in my pants
Watching insects make romance
Insects make me— make me want to dance, dance, dance
They make want to dance, dance, dance
Those insects make me want to dance!

hey what's up everyone, it's surley out here again

I am a Valkyrie sent to stop Ouroboros from destroying the world.

The Ricoh 2A03 is a sound chip that has 5 channels. It has 2 pulse wave channels, with 4 options for pulse wave modulation (75%, 50%, 25%, and 15%). It has a triangle wave channel with no volume control. It has a noise channel, with 16 options for pitch, and an optional short noise function. It also has a DPCM channel which either plays low-quality samples, or 7-bit PCM samples at the expense of CPU time.

Born for trouble; poised for action
Ready to spring at a moment's notice
Nerves like a trigger waiting to be pulled
Covered with sweat; it ain't nice

There's someone knockin' on my door
There's someone knockin' on my door
I think they're looking for me
I think they're looking for me
Pretend there ain't nobody home
Don't make a sound; don't even move
Don't give them nothing to see
I think they're looking for me

You can't change fate
But don't feel so bad
Enjoy it while you can
It's just like the weather
So quit complaining, brother
No one lives forever!

Water's flowing through my veins
Nothing ever stays the same
Water's flowing down my side
Turn the water into wine

Oh, I'm gonna bet you that heartaches
And true love and feeble excuses
For repressed desire adds fuel to the fire
And the human condition goes on
And goes on and goes on

Has it been everything
That you expected it to be?
Was it as good for you
As it was good for me?
And was it everything
That it was all set up to be?
(Now, is that gratitude?)

I am Ronald McRaygun
I want you in my McArmy
Special orders don't McUpset me
As long as I gets the McEnemy

The MOS 6581 SID is a sound chip that has 3 channels. These channels can play a pulse wave at any duty, a triangle wave, a sawtooth wave, and noise. It has a configurable analogue filter that can be applied to one channel, including hi-pass, low-pass, and bandpass, and ring modulation.

There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Without its owner to give it a command
It's got a purpose, but I don't know what it is
I'm in trouble

I'm an artificially created, genetically modified super agent working for an international counter-terrorist agency called UNATCO. I love my country and I'm sworn to defend democracy and the rule of law around the world. Recently, I've been investigating a mysterious organization called Majestic-12, led by Bob Page as well as the illuminati. I believe in the illuminati and Area-51. I have a brother named Paul, who also fights against Majestic-12. Someone turned me into an arachne.

Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and
The magic from my hand
We're makin'
(Weird science, ooh!)
Things I've never seen before
Behind bolted doors
Talent and imagination
(Weird science)
Not what teacher said to do
Makin' dreams come true
Living tissue; warm flesh
(Weird science, ooh!)
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and...

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
BIOGURRNGY!!! I AM MONEY... I AM GOD!
INVEST. INVESTIGATE. THE FUTURE OF CURRENCY.
SLURPCOIN DOT COM. FLIPPERBUCKS. PLUGGING MY BODY INTO THE BIOCURRENCY TERMINAL. FUTURE
UUUUUUOOOHHHHHHHOOHOHHOOHHOOHOHHOHOHHOOHHOOHOHHOHOHOHOHHOOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHHOOHHOHOHOHHOOHOHOHOOOO

Sigismund of the Pharmaceutical Department

[Verse 1]
Who are you to wave your finger?
You must've been out your head
Eye hole deep in muddy waters
You practically raised the dead
Rob the grave to snow the cradle
Then burn the evidence down
Soapbox house of cards and glass so
Don't go tossin' your stones around
You must've been high
You must've been high
You must've been

You've got me so I'm running 'round and 'round in circles
You've got me so I can't see my own face
You've got me so I feel I've been like this forever
You've got me so I'm crazy with disgrace

The Russians are about to pulverize us
In our sleep tonight
That is, if the crazy Arabs
Or the riots don't get us first
And the fire will rain down from the sky
The fire will rain down from the sky

This is my private life
I've got no friends to fear
I've got no problems, no cross to bear
If you can find me
Come and get me out of here

Will come up with unique designs for guns

[Verse 1]
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from
This bullshit three ring circus sideshow

[Verse 1]
I don't wanna be hostile
I don't wanna be dismal
And I don't wanna rot in an apathetic existence
See, I wanna believe you
And I wanted to trust you
And I wanna have faith to put away the dagger

[Spoken Intro]
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"

I am the untimate knower of all the presidents of the United States Of America.

I olny dispence the truth

The Konami VRC6 is a sound chip that has 3 channels. It has 2 pulse wave channels, with 8 options for pulse wave modulation. It has a sawtooth wave channel, whose shape can be altered. It is often used in tandem with the 2A03.

I ride my elevator
Through the shafts of your heart
When you climb aboard, baby
There's no getting off
I'm a silent operator
Won't you please take my hand?
I am so polite
I'm the Elevator Man

I am a novakind. We are elemental entities made from plasma, shaped by a magnetic field emitted by a brand on our "face". 

Bartender Nova Gal.

Tar Lands Text Based Adventure

Johnny was bad
Even as a child, everybody could tell
Everyone said, "If you don't get straight you'll surely go to Hell"
But, Johnny didn't care
He was an outlaw by the time that he was ten years old
He didn't wanna do what he was told
Just a prankster
A juvenile gangster
His teachers didn't understand
They kicked him out of school
At a tender early age just because
He didn't want to learn things
Had other interests
He liked to burn things!

He’s only a lad

I feel it all around
I feel it in my bones
My life is on the line
When I'm away from home
When I step out the door
The jungle is alive
I do not trust my ears
I don't believe my eyes


Tania is a Feral Human woman. She lives in the wilderness of Phylpan. She is feral and wild, but quite clever.

Feral Human Girl

Gardefens are a species of human-like plants, related to root vegetables. They are carnivorous. Their skin is brown. They have long, tentacle-like vines. They have glowing blue eyes. They are typically moody and distant in terms of personality.

Where would we be now without nasty habits, nasty habits
Makes me want to scream and shout
Life would be so dull without nasty habits, nasty habits
All those naughty little things that we don't discuss publicly
Nasty habits, nasty habits
Tell me your secrets, tell me your name, tell me your secrets

I am a Thelusian. Thelusians are humanoid ants. They have 4 arms. Their have 2 antennae, and their eyes are large, black and pupilless. They have an exoskeleton, which is a mix of chitin plates, with it being absent and having skin on their belly and rump.

Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder
I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder

Florans are a species of human-like plants, related to citrus fruit. They are carnivorous. Their skin is green, and has the texture of orange skin. They have hair made of leaves. They have shiny, all-black eyes. Female florans have a flower on their head. Florans are silly and optimistic by day, cold and sadistic by night.

I am Cyril McCallistan.

Hylotls are a race of humanoid salamander people. They have a set of gills on their neck, enabling them to breath underwater. They have various colorations, with a lighter tone belly. Their tails come in different shapes and sizes. They have 3 eyes, with red sclera and white pupils. They can excrete slime from their skin. Some can swallow people whole.

Have you seen my girlfriend?
She lives in a pigpen
Have you seen my girlfriend?
I can't seem to find her; perhaps she is hiding
Underneath a blade of grass—let's take the whole day off

I am an Agkelite. Agkelites are demon-like humanoids. Their skin is red, their flesh is cyan, and their eyes are almost solid black. They have large, skin-covered horns, which can come in many different shapes and face in different directions from person-to-person. Agkelites are prone to entering a rage, during which their pupils glow as a small white dot. Some agkelites are giants, being up to 2x larger than normal, and some are invisible.

The PC Beeper speaker is a sound that computers can make. It consists of a single square wave channel with no volume control.

When the lights go out
Everybody runs to a safe place
When the lights go out
Everybody's afraid, baby, baby, baby
When the lights go out
Everybody starts to pray
Starts to pray...

Known domestic terrorist, wanted for war crimes, breaking and entering, declaring war on Venezuela, selling drugs and guns across the world, building a replica of the white house in his garage, illegal neighborhood warfare, bombing Fort Knox, sneaking DNA altering chemicals into the water supply, and jaywalking.

banana

Oh, boredom is so terrible; it's like a dread disease
Nothing could be worse than when there's nothing on TV!
I'd rather be a cowboy than to stare blank at the walls
I've been reborn so many times, I can't remember them all!

Who do you want to be today?

I work so hard trying to make a few bucks
I pass the hours in a dream
The sweat keeps rolling off the tip of my nose
There's only one thing, one thing, one thing keeps me on my feet