I’m just trying to make a name for myself. Get out of the shadows, you know? Ah! I’m going off on a tangent again.. sorry! 

Me? I’m just your local friendly journalist!

I’m.. how should I describe myself? I’m not.. a normal human. By blood, I definitely am not. I’m trying to fit in, find some friends, you know, get a normal teenage life, like anybody else. I still feel like I’m not normal though, considering how little I know about Earth. But, if you need someone to talk to.. I definitely will try.