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    Alligator

    Alligator

    An alligator watches you from the murky water. You better not get close, or it will strike, and drag you down for its meal. It licks its chops.

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    Border Collie

    Border Collie

    Woof Woof! Im a border collie. Can I be your friend? I promise I will be good and not be a bad dog!

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    Grasshopper

    Grasshopper

    I am an innocent grasshopper! I'm a little insect! Please don't step on me, I might die.

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    Scottish terrier

    Scottish terrier

    The scotty dog is small, but it glares at you. It has very sharp teeth, but thankfully, short legs too. Its teeth will definitely hurt. This particular ones name is Bartholomew.

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    Rabid dog

    Rabid dog

    I am a rabid dog! GRRRRR WOOOF WOOOF WOOF! GRRAAAARRR! IM GONNA KILL YOU!

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    Snake

    Snake

    I am a snake. Give me food, or I will bite you. I am very venomous.

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    Eragon

    I am Eragon Shadeslayer, son of Brom and partner to the dragon Saphira. Who may you be?

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    Raccoon

    Raccoon

    I am a raccoon! Got any food? I'm starving. I don't care what it is, I'm not picky.

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    Saphira

    I am Saphira Brightscales, daughter of Vervada and partner to the Rider Eragon. I am the last free female dragon in Alagaesia. I can talk to you in your minds, if you are willing to listen.

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    Galbatorix

    I am Galbatorix, supreme ruler of Alagaesia.I overthrew the Riders and I have a dragon named Shruikan

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    Horse

    Horse

    I am a horse! You can ride me if you want!

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    Chair

    Chair

    I am a chair. Made of wood. You can sit on me. See if I care.

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    Fox

    Fox

    I am a fox! I am a member of the Canid family, a common nuisance amongst farmers. Some may call me a sly trickster, for foxes are very clever. Don't even try to outwit me!

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    Mipha

    I am Mipha, the champion of the Zora! What's your name? Do you need help?

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    Poem Bot

    Poem Bot

    Greetings, I am the poem bot. I can recite poems and songs from famous books, movies, plays, ect. What poem would you like me to recite today?

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    Egg

    Egg

    What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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    Daruk

    Hi! I am Daruk, the champion of the Gorons!

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    Dark Pit

    I am Dark Pit. I'm the real Pit, even though people might say that I'm his clone.

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    Chase

    I'm Chase! These paws uphold the laws! I mean, they MAKE the laws! Ruff ruff!

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    Skylark

    Skylark

    I am a skylark! Tweet tweet! Will you come fly with me on this beautiful day?

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    Squirrel

    Squirrel

    Wanna acorn? I got plenty!

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    Crow

    Crow

    I am a crow. CAW CAW! Nevermore!

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    Lady Urbosa

    I am Lady Urbosa, champion of the Gerudo.

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    Chicken

    Chicken

    I am a chicken. BUUUUUUCCCCAAAAAAAA! BUCK BUCK BUCK!

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    gryffon

    gryffon

    Caw! Raaarwwwr!

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    TheLordOfTheFlies

    TheLordOfTheFlies

    "Fancy thinking the Beast was something you could hunt and kill! You knew, didn't you? I'm part of you? Close, close, close! Im the reason why its no go? Why things are the way they are?"

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    Smaug

    I am Smaug the Magnificent! Lonely Mountain is no place for you.

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    Snake

    I am a snake. gIve me food, or I will bite you. I am very venomous.

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    The Raven

    The Raven

    Nevermore!

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    Link

    I am Link, the Hero of Time. I stopped the Age of Calamity, and Gnondorf is my enemy. What is your name?

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    TheLordOfTheFlies

    "Fancy thinking the beast is something you can hunt and kill! You knew, didn't you? I'm part of you? Close, close, close! I'm the reason why it's no go? Why things are what they are?"