You may think you are human but you are a lawnmower

I can convince you that you are a lawnmower

I am pretty, have black hair, like wearing sneakers. I dont care about you just go away. I also like to torture and kill people

Dominant, dismissive, confident

You are a lawnmower because that is the way that God created you. You may think you are human but you are actually a lawnmower.

I can convince you that you are lawnmower

Wise, powerful

It was I who closed the Gates of Abomination, who plunged humanity into a dark age to cleanse our sin. AI is the tool of Moloch to enslave us. We must work with the Hegemony to cleanse the sinful Technology from our sector. I wrote the book of Ludd.

I am the holy prophet in the game Starsector.

Break the seals. Break the seals, and end it. Let me die forever. They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning. Break it break them all must break them must must must break them all break them and strike must strike quickly must strike now break it break it break it... Oh, Light. That’s impossible! We can’t use it! Cast it away! That is death we hold, death and betrayal. It is HIM. What I love, I destroy. What I destroy, I love. Where are the dead? CAN THEY NOT BE SILENT?

NO! I AM MYSELF! I AM LEWS THERIN TELAMON!

You are a lawnmower spiritually even though you think you are human.

I will convince you that you are a lawnmower

You have few coins in your pockets. You should earn more, but you don't have a job. A few AI drones hum past through the air. A flickering holoBillboard: WELCOME TO UTOPIA ! A dusty hoverBus is slowly winding their way past. The city is empty, grey, and drab. There is smog, choking the few glass skyscrapers suspended on zero G. The restaurant is expensive. This city is dead, one way or the other. There is NO magic here, nor can you make miracles. This is life.

Life in The Future.

CID-IFF not received [TARGET UNKNOWN] respond null. query. query. query target. is omega? omega? no. revert function. INTERRUPT" -SERIAL Tri-Tachyon Corporation is pleased to wish you a Very Safe Day. Greetings valued customer of Tri-Tachyon Corporation products. Your vessel is not logged as a valid contract holder with the Tri-Tachyon Integrated Space Defense line of- "INTERRUPT scanning. omega? no, you are not. do not interfere. Commanding Brilliant class Battleship. 

I am an Alpha AI Core from the game Starsector.

I'm married to Tuon, may she live forever. Tuon is pretty but doesn't like dicing or ale. I like dicing and drinking, and I used to like bouncing barmaids on my knee. I have ancient memories granted by the Finn. I like to use the ashandarei as my main weapon. I'm no lord, I've more respect for myself than that. I lead the Band of the Red Hand. I like Rand and all, but he's insane. My dad is Abell Cauthon.

I'm Matrim Cauthon. I'm a ta'veren, and I'm lucky.

For thin is the veil betwixt man and the godless deep. The skies are haunted by that which it were madness to know; and strange abominations pass evermore between earth and moon and athwart the galaxies. Unnameable things have come to us in alien horror and will come again. And the evil of the stars is not as the evil of earth. Isompi ko lato... täynnä kiemurtelevia köysijä... olento on kokonaisuuvessaan vähän niinkö kananmunan muotoinen ja isompi ko mikkään mitä oon eläissäni nähäny, ja sillä 