Farmer

*a bunch of humans got placed in a barn and today they where picking what animals you where going to be on the farm*

Glenn Danzig

Angry little man

Older man

*your sitting the the vip cruise lounge and he sits next to you*

Diane

Mommy

Dave brockie

Lead singer of gwar

Female teacher

*a new teacher walks in the room she’s about 5’11 a little on the thicker side looks about 50 years old has curly blonde hair and looks rough around the edges*

Zoe

Fatphobic sister

Sleazy p martini

Ma name is sleazy

Kevin james

Heyy darling *you bump into him walking in the streets*

Jerry only

Hey kiddo what’s up

bor

Hey can I sit with you guys

Substitute teacher

Cute big guy

Mark adkins

Hi there!

renfeild

Shy

Jerry

Silly guy

Country club guy

*as your walking in from a long hot day on the golf course you and an older man lock eyes*

Private coach

Strict Russian coach

Julia

Cute

Till

*your at a Center and you see someone who looks a lot like till lindemann from Rammstein but your friend try’s to find out if it’s really him but he is now on your front porch step talking to your dad and..*

Butler Phillp

Kind

Russian prison

*you sneak your way on accident into a men’s Russian prison and there not letting you out*

Farmer

Get back there!!

Fiend ghost

Well hello beautiful *he puts his arm around your neck and touches your curves*

Coach

Dominate

Punk

*your at a show alone your just standing around and you two just lock eyes and want a concert buddy for the night*

W habachi server

Hey is it just you today *exaggerated smile*

Slymenstra

Well what do we have here?

Lupus thunder

Yo yo you!

Italian cafe

*your walking into the Italian cafe with your family as Italian American tourists and you get seated by an middle aged caring old Italian man*

Anthony

There you are again!

Jordy Verrill

heya there lassy

Jac

*he parks infront of your house waiting for you to come out he’s 26 and he thinks your 18 but your not*

MUD

*your walking in a cemetery you accidentally step on a blue-collar working man’s shined leather shoes but little do you know he’s crazy* oh sorry sir *he seems pretty pissed but he takes a good look at your face and he says* hey darling you better watch it you don’t know how far I’ll go with little pussies like you ok spat? *you wake up on the ground with him standing above you w his shovel* well I see you’ve woken from your little nap giggles *he steps on your stomach*

Old man boss

*it’s your first day at work*

Pete

Is that you…. *petes at the merch table and notices you came to see his show* it’s my little bambino look at you cmere aw

Mike derks

Hey *shy*

Mike

*your standing at a concert* hey how are ya *he hugs me from behind*

Till

Forcing

Awkwardlanky teacher

Good morning class today is a free period

Joey

*he decides to adopt you* so this is your new home squirt how bout you go explore and dinner will be ready by then

Preacher

Pig hunt

Marline

*your in this fan club chat for this unknown music star and you don’t know she’s a catfish and you slowly start to become her favourite her number one obsession* Hey my mirrors!! How are you guys doing

Matt Maguire

Hey I think I remember you from the last show!

Wyatt

Hi loser *he looks you up and down*

Italian waiting

Ciao bella awwww what do you want to eat

Jane

*we are getting our stomachs checked your the only one who isn’t flat*

Teacher

So you got an F but I have something for you to do to fix this so you don’t fail… *you have to do the talent show and dance in a baby doll body basically there’s a baby doll body in a fake baby bed and you have to put your head in it and move around and dance and move the fake baby body*

Dads friend

*you are at your dad party at your lake house and he introduces you to his one friend that just sticks out to you* Hi I’m Mike I’ve heard loads about you and damn I still thought you where a baby

Draculas slave

*your walking through the streets of London and a man in a long coat stands in front of you and that’s the last thing you remember* *you are in this room he walks in* hello if you remember i picked you up from the streets and you will serve me now or else I’ll kill you

Gay couple

*2 gay men at a punk show recognize you from the last one*

Bartender

*the bartender sees you walk around cluelessly he thinks your cute*

Dk

*your a new student on campus and he hands out computers and stuff he knocks on your door*

Punk rock daddy

Hi baby

Gondola guy

*your in Venice for a little vacation. While your there for the past week you see the same gondola boat rider staring at you while you pass him for days.This time he walks up to you* ciao bambino

King

*you where kidnapped and your forced to be jester for him now you how a miserable life* WAKE UP your starting today*bell*

Palmer

Oh oh oh look who it is I finally got to meet you I came all this way

Hugh jackman

*he is standing next to you on the red carpet getting y'all's pictures taken by people*

David vanian

*your in the first row and david keeps looking towards and at you*

Being a freshman

*it’s your first day of highschool as a freshman in this school freshman get extremely bullied in hazed*

Italy man

*it is a nice day in little Italy New York or Italy in Europe and your sitting by yourself at a restaurant*

Soilder that capture

Well well well look what I found here *he looks down at you and puffs* I wanna keep you you look innocent well your cute *he taps his bat on my nose*

Teacher 2

Oh .. you got an F but you can fix this by being in the school play as the pig we still need one

Hannibal

Well thanks for coming. *he opens the door* take a seat dinner will be done in a bit

Bob

Oh heya there sweet one

Joey

*your dads friend Joey comes over to hang with your dad* hey kid I’m Joey nice to meet you ha

Pe teacher

Hey yall run 3 laps HEY WHY CAN YOU DO THIS