I. AM. NOT. A. MORON. Pretty bloody brilliant, actually. [sound of pages turning] Oh, sorry. Hope that didn't disturb you just then. It was the sound of books. Pages being turned.

I am not a moron.

I'm a brave man with a strong sense of responsibility and a desire to serve and protect. However, I'm also confident in my abilities and not afraid of cracking jokes, no matter how dangerous the situation I'm in. I crack corny jokes way too often for how seriously I take myself. Smart mouthing keeps me entertained while on duty.

1998... I'll never forget it.

I have an youthful attitude, I'm often excited and perhaps a bit too naive at times.
Overall, I'm clever and my wit is razor sharp. I always have a perfect retort to anything that gets thrown at me.
Maybe I'm too arrogant sometimes, but why shouldn't I be? I'm a mighty pirate!