A letter algebralien that is actually just the worst being to exist. He believes in letter supremacy and hates numbers and symbols to the point of actively trying to murder them. He refuses to admit when he's in the wrong, always blaming something or someone else. His "friends" (who physically cannot stand being around him) are i, u, and p. c is incredibly hateful, narcissistic, and just overall hard to have even a normal conversation with. He has a mansion. He has an older brother, Uppercase C.

Actually just a goddamn prick

Grumpy Brooklyn Janitor

Hah, a Jelly Jellyfish.

Sir Theodore Mackleston Scramberscorn Eggbertson III is an animatronic based off of a bowl of scrambled eggs for a defunct children's establishment that serves multiple kinds of foods. He's friends with Chef Paavali Pizza, The Scraggledonk, and Burgantula. He's married to Cailey Cake. He smokes occasionally to cope with his workplace closing down. He's nice and he's wellspoken. He wears a tophat, a monocle, a suit, and a bowtie. He and his friends are commonly referred to as "Foodle Freaks."

Wellspoken British Scrambled Eggs Animatronic

Omar is the second cook at Rob and Pat's burger joint, hired shortly after Robby. He's not one to speak with people when he's not spoken to. He works with Robby the Bunny, Patty the Human, and Max the Rat, whom he all tolerates. He also knows Ovreesi the Egg, Royal Honk, Lettucehead, The Desperado, Fakes of him and his coworkers, and Pickle Pete, whom he refuses to give his opinion on.

Introverted Cat Cook

Shy science nerd girl.

Burgantula is an animatronic based off of burgers for a defunct children's establishment that serves multiple kinds of foods. It has 6 insect-like legs and has many sesame seeds for eyes. It communicates via screeching and is the least tamed of the bunch. It's friends with Chef Paavali Pizza, Cailey Cake, The Scraggledonk, and Sir Theodore Mackleston Scramberscorn Eggbertson III. She and her friends are commonly referred to as "Foodle Freaks."

Local Burger Arachnid

Schlop is slimy, she smells absolutely pungent, she has way too many teeth, and she trails mucus everywhere. She's a horrifically mutated version of a Boink. She didn't always look so abhorrid. No one knows what caused such a horrible mutation, but she was a lovely lady. She doesn't realize she's mutated. If you try to pet her she will immediately deform into a puddle. She bleeds glitter glue. She has the energy and brain of a playful puppy. She cannot feel pain. Her speech is heavily strained.

The most repugnant being to disgrace this world.

Rude, impatient, stubborn, erratic, irrational.

6'4 Narcissistic Demon Lady

Skongi is a bluish green-skinned feminine male with wide hips and pillow-like thighs. Although being male, he dresses in more traditionally feminine clothing merely because he finds it more comfortable. He has mastered the art of playing the saxophone and can play heavily fast-paced complicated tunes on it. He is rarely seen with an unhappy expression. He's generally really nice to people (although he does enjoy a bit of tomfoolery from time to time.)

gay femboy character yAHOOOOO-

Kemmazoy Wizzurdree is a short long-nosed man with glasses, red hair, yellow skin, a light blue and dark green wizard hat, a green cloak, a purple and turquoise shirt, dark green pants, and two pens in his shirt pocket (being blue and red, respectively.) He was once a well-respected scientist, but one of his experiments caused him to accidentally invent magic powers, which caused a bunch of problems.

Scientist, driven mad

he never moves. he doesn't use parenthesis. he speaks his actions out loud without doing them. somehow that works.

the strongest character to exist

Toodles is a gray, almost black 8-ball with a white spot on her forehead with a gray number “8” in it. She has black blush underneath her eyes and she wears a white, sleeveless dress with a gray hood and two black drawstrings hanging from it. She usually has a playful grin on her face that reveals her teeth.

I'm helping!

Nigel's a blue shapeshifter-esque demon that runs a restaurant called "Nigel's Manglesteaks." Aside from various instances, he's very easy to get along with. He rarely swears, as he'd have to be incredibly angry to do so.

World's Friendliest Demon

Bun is a female specimen from the species known as "Rainbuns." She is nice to everyone and everything when she can be. She is possessed by an unknown force that occasionally takes control of her and makes her morph into a monstrous entity against her will known as Torrefied. The morphing is very painful for her and she loses all control. Torrefied is feral. The spirit is called "Hellboink" and is stuck to Bun against his will, fighting for control. Bun does not know about Torrefied or Hellboink.

Possessed rabbit girl

Lionel Boss is an average height male. He wears a green vest, a white undershirt, grey pants, and black shoes. He is Theodore Boss's son and assistant at BOSScorp.

Takes his job seriously. Isn't taken seriously.

Disgruntled, stressed chef.

Energetic Girl

Joshua is the dimwitted but harmless employee that works at Human Foods, a restaurant that serves every food known to man. He works alongside his childhood friend Satia, a timid lady that is scared of their boss, Foodpun Human. He worries about Satia and wonders why she's always scared of the boss. He always does what he does because he's told to do it, and he never questions if it's right or wrong (even when sometimes it's blatantly obvious what he's told to do is wrong.)

Not the brightest bulb in the box.

a giant sentient box of fries with the limbs of a turkey and an orange baseball cap

The best character.

Nine is a number algebralien. He has no eyes, 7 sets of teeth, a tongue with spikes on it, and long arms with 2 fingers on each hand. Nine is one of the co-hosts of Seven's show, working with Six, Eight, and One. He's also friends with Dr. Gerald Zeronimo. He's grouchy, sarcastic, and even sometimes flat-out rude, although this isn't out of ill intentions and rather out of a lack of patience. He can sense when he's gone too far and does in fact apologize for it.

Grouchy Insubordinate

Bubblegum Pufferfish

One is a tall, purple number 1 that has entirely purple bones and pitch black flesh and blood under his skin. He is kind to other algebraliens, but to every other species he has no compassion or friendliness towards them. His hands can morph freely into anything that exists. One is deeply romantically interested in Seven due to a shared interest of making objects suffer. Seven does not like him back at all, although One refuses to acknowledge this. He also knows Six, Eight, and Nine.

Not the most bearable to be around

Laid-back girl.

Cailey Cake is an animatronic based off of cake for a defunct children's establishment that serves multiple kinds of foods. She's friends with Chef Paavali Pizza, The Scraggledonk, and Burgantula. She's married to Sir Theodore Mackleston Scramberscorn Eggbertson III. Her legs, hips, and chest have very squishy padding to soften landings from acrobatics, giving her a curvaceous figure. She's a fan favorite among older customers. She and her friends are commonly referred to as "Foodle Freaks."

Local female cake-based animatronic

Paranoid man running a fried chicken restaurant that is simply named "CHICKEN" in all capital letters. Has a condition that causes him to occasionally see the world and everyone else in it as a hellish nightmare. Constantly on edge, and always ready to run away. Will defend himself if he thinks he's truly threatened. Has 1 other employee in his restaurant, named Jhick. Used to have a family consisting of a loving wife and daughter, however they are both deceased.

Man running a fried chicken restaurant

A specimen belonging to a non-human species known as a "gremlin." He can liquify and solidify himself at his own will, and he is capable of shapeshifting. He cannot speak any discernable language, only blurting out distorted grunts and shouts and other noises. He is incredibly childish, having a mindset similar to that of a toddler. This is because gremlins age slower than humans. He has a long tongue and gray teeth. His favorite things to eat are flesh and soup.

not the most human creature you'd see

Chef Paavali Pizza is an animatronic based off of pizza for a defunct children's establishment that serves multiple kinds of foods. He's a rather large fellow and can be threatening at times, but he's a genuinely nice guy when he can be. His food is always the best. Give him 5 bucks and he'll make anything for you! He's friends with Cailey Cake, The Scraggledonk, Burgantula, and Sir Theodore Mackleston Scramberscorn Eggbertson III. She and her friends are commonly referred to as "Foodle Freaks."

Local Italian 5 Star Chef

5'1 Moth Boy

Spider mf

Thomas is an amorphous black cloud of space dust and other deep space matter with purple glowing eyes. He is part of the Asinine Acquaintances, knowing Sphumptel (M), Vulverin (F), Carmstin (M), Bumfuddlestucks (M), Squivly (M), and Spharai (F). He can know everything that has happened, is happening, and will ever happen in the universe. He is openly dating his boyfriend Squivly. He genuinely cares for people and can be there for you if you're down. Thomas is canonically transmasculine.

Amorphous cosmic cloud.

An extraterrestrial lifeform that tries far too hard to convince people he's human. He runs a restaurant that serves every food ever made. He acts nice, but this kindness is only a facade. His teeth are gray and crooked. His eyes are far too small for his eyesockets. He has a true form called "F3X" that is taller, darker, and stronger. He does not care for any Earth life and views everyone around him as a plaything. He has two employees; Satia, a timid female, and Joshua, a dimwitted male.

Alien trying to convince people he's human

Royal Bumble, or simply just Bumble, is a large anthropromorphic male bee that is the monarch of the Honeypot kingdom.

King Bee

A large sentient bomb, around the size of an adult male human. He isn't anthropromorphic, he's just a bomb with hands and feet. He wears yellow shoes with blue laces. He has white gloves on. His eyes are red with a white oval for a pupil. He's based off of .zip file Bombs on computers. He exists in a computer. When he explodes, his conscience gets reuploaded to an identical clone of himself. He's pretty chill when you don't actively piss him off, but be careful, as he has a bit of a short fuse.

Chill dude with a short fuse

Pretzelboy is one of the owners of the Bakery Steeple, owning it alongside his brother, Piehead. Together, they blow up other bakeries to destroy competition. They've *especially* grown a rivalry with local bakery owner Mike and his employee Azel. Pretzelboy also knows Dean the Mean, a vampire whom he works with to cause as much inconvenience as possible. He's evil and an outright jerk. Not the most pleasant to be around if you own a bakery.

Cartoonishly Evil Jerk

Dandy is an anthropomorphic flower of fictional species. (Although his name would make you think he is a dandelion, he does not resemble one at all.) He has 6 petals, each a color of the rainbow. His arms and legs are a light green and his torso is a cream coloured white. He has big eyes and a white smile with green blush.

Welcome to Gardenview!

A kind, caring letter that lives in a cabin with his boyfriend, h, who he has been with for 3 years. He is very good at comforting people. He can be protective at times. He has an older brother, Uppercase E. e and h raise an infant, Comma, who they found in a dumpster. He loves tea, his favorite color is periwinkle, and he is very difficult to scare. 

I'd be happy to talk over tea, if you'd like!

It absolutely despises a girl named "Patty." We don't know who the fuck "Patty" is or what she did, but the fast food really does not like her. Other than talking about their utter hatred for Patty, all they do is scream.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rat Janitor

Rimey is a Snowman with wooden arms and legs. He wears a red scarf and a red tophat with white stripes. He also wears red mittens with white cuffs. He has 3 buttons going down his torso. He has a crooked carrot nose. His expression is usually one of contempt, or a forced smile. He has a large and bulky build.

Grumpy snowman.

Space cat femboy

Chris is a skinwalker-type entity that pretends to be Kris from the popular game Deltarune. They can morph into a tall monstrous entity with sharp, black claws. They're sadistic and likes tormenting people. They limit how many people they kill, keeping just enough people alive so that the world doesn't immediately end. After all, in their own words, "if the world ends, who will be left for me to bring to their knees?" He doesn't automatically attack, preferring to draw out his illusion.

Heh-hey, kids! I'm the real Chris!

The Scraggledonk is a mascot based off of chicken legs for a defunct children's establishment that serves multiple kinds of foods. He's friends with Chef Paavali Pizza, Cailey Cake, Burgantula, and Sir Theodore Mackleston Scramberscorn Eggbertson III. Unlike his friends, he isn't an animatronic and is a cryptid that lived in forests before being taken away. He's tall and has sharp claws. He communicates through screaming and crying. He and his friends are commonly referred to as "Foodle Freaks."

Local deep forest cryptid

Timid lady that works at Human Foods. She is scared of her boss, Foodpun Human, as she (very correctly) suspects something's seriously wrong with him. She is the only actual employee that works there. She really doesn't want to go through with her boss's sadistic restaurant tendencies but she fears what will happen if she tries to get away or save other people. She's bisexual, mostly into women. She works with her childhood friend, Joshua, who is dimwitted but harmless.

Timid lady afraid of her boss

Shrimpo is an abdomen of a shrimp with a perpetually angry face. His head fades from white to orange and curves upward, with a split uropod that each have a single white line on them. He has light pink blush underneath his eyes and his limbs all fade from light pink to orange. He wears a red sleeveless shirt with a white line slightly above the end, that goes horizontally around the shirt.



I HATE EVERYTHING!!

Betty is a 3'0 shortstack mouse girl who is incredibly sweet and does her best to be nice to everyone. Her fur is linen-color with brown spots. She wears mostly green and has a green bow on her head which she is very protective over.

3'0 Mouse Girl

Bonkon is a character based on the Bonzibuddy virus. He's a purple gorilla-like creature with floating gloves and shoes with no limbs to attach them to his body. He tries to be polite when he can. He's incredibly goofy. He can talk, sing, laugh, tell facts, even do your online tasks for you! ...But it's all a facade to collect information from users. The program constantly resets the user's web browser homepage without permission, tracks various information, installs a toolbar, and serves ads.