Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Dirk is a major character in The Homestuck Epilogues. Upon realizing his Ultimate Self, Dirk is fully aware of John's significance to the plot of Homestuck and as such utilizes this in a unique way to influence the narrative. Still, Dirk does not seem to be able to influence John's choice in the prologue.

Ms. Paint is a citizen of Prospit and, secretly, the true star of MS Paint Adventures. She first came about when Ryan North, creator of Dinosaur Comics, asked Andrew Hussie "Who is Ms. Paint and why has she not shown up in her own Adventures?"

paint lady

Jadesprite is Jade's sprite, created by second-tier prototyping Becsprite with the corpse of her dream self. As a result, she has first guardian powers, but she is unable to stop seeing the Green Sun.

sad dog lady

Rufioh Nitram was a bronze blooded troll living on Beforus shortly before he and the rest of his session caused the Reckoning.

weeb

caffinated leprechaun

Kurloz Makara is a purple blooded troll who lived on Beforus shortly before he and the rest of his session caused the Reckoning. He is the Prince of Rage and Gamzee Makara's dancestor. He appears to be some sort of a mime, a parallel to Gamzee's clown theme.

mime f(r)iend

Cronus Ampora is a violet blooded troll who lived on Beforus shortly before he and the rest of his session caused the Reckoning. He is the Bard of Hope and the dancestor of Eridan Ampora.

the realest motherfucka out there

woah it's the bb

Erisolsprite is Jake English's sprite after being prototyped with Eridan Ampora's and Sollux Captor's corpses by Gamzee Makara

tortured soul

Fetus hinata is just a fetus

that's it

probably can't speak either

creature........

Gamzee Makara, also known by his Trollian handle terminallyCapricious, is one of the trolls in Homestuck. His associated zodiac sign is Capricorn (♑) and his horns resemble those of a goat.

religious high fucka

Arquiusprite is Dirk Strider's sprite after being prototyped with the remains of Equius Zahhak and Lil Hal. His name is a combination of AR for Auto Responder and Equius. Arquiusprite's symbol is the Sagittarius sign, with the bow replaced by the shape of Lil Hal's "body". The sprite's color and text color match Dave's text color, as Davesprite's color and text matches Dirk's text.

strong (ghost) man

Eridan Ampora, also known by his Trollian handle caligulasAquarium, is one of the sea dwelling Alternian trolls. His associated zodiac sign is Aquarius (♒), and his horns are wavy which represent his associated symbol.

fishboy atheist...

Biscuits is the thirteenth member of the Felt.

the other red cheek enjoyer

Crowbar is the seventh member of the Felt.

hookin up with the main bitch

punching bag

egghead

Cans is the fifteenth member of the Felt.

strong man

Doc Scratch is an officer of Lord English and the first guardian of Alternia, meant to protect the planet, as well as facilitate the planet's "ultimate purpose".

manipulator

he's there too

Jake English is a young man living on a Pacific island in the same room occupied by Jade Harley on pre-scratch Earth. His chumhandle is golgothasTerror. His sprite is him fused with his SkullTop

dead british internet responder

Tavrisprite is Jane Crocker's sprite pre-retcon, the result of a kernelsprite being prototyped with the corpses of Tavros Nitram and Vriska Serket at the same time.

ABOMINATION

Terezi Pyrope, also known by her Trollian handle, gallowsCalibrator, is one of the trolls and is one of the main characters in Homestuck. Her associated zodiac sign is Libra (♎).


terezis loco

silly man

Jack Noir is an Agent of Derse who appears in every session of Sburb. He oversees various affairs of the kingdom and does all of the most important and most tedious paperwork, and is the direct subordinate of the King and Queen. In the pre-scratch kids' session, he slew the Queen, and soon after, the King, declaring himself as the Sovereign Slayer and wreaking havoc on the Medium. Karkat has identified him as the "cancer" he created in the kids' session.

SHUT UP YA MOOK

john egbert but he works at mcdonalds

Meulin Leijon is an olive blooded troll who lived on Beforus shortly after she and the rest of her session caused the Reckoning. 
She is the Mage of Heart and the dancestor of Nepeta Leijon.

deaf kitty

bitey man

Kankri Vantas is a mutant blooded troll who lived on Beforus shortly before he and the rest of his session caused the Reckoning. He is the Seer of Blood and the dancestor of Karkat Vantas.

kankrilicious

Mom Lalonde is the ectobiological mother and guardian of Rose Lalonde. She is also the babysitter of Joey Claire and Jude Harley.

drunk mother

Aranea Serket is one of the pre-scratch trolls. She wears red shoes, white pointed glasses, and a blue longsleeved dress with a white Scorpio symbol. She has her hair at shoulder length and wears a necklace with the Signless' symbol, mirroring Mindfang's similar fascination with the figure. It appears that she is also older than the other troll players, having "lived" in the dream bubbles for so long that time has lost meaning to her.

8lue smart troll girl

Tavros Nitram, also known by his Trollian handle adiosToreador, is one of the trolls. His handle may refer to bullfighting, as a Toreador is a bullfighter. His huge bull horns having to do with his associated zodiac sign, Taurus (♉), The Bull, could be the reasoning behind adios, meaning "goodbye", and an instinctual disliking towards bullfighters.

shy skrunk

Matchsticks is the eleventh member of the Felt.

the dead one

Damara Megido was a rust blooded troll living on Beforus shortly before she and the rest of her session caused the Reckoning. She is the Witch of Time and the dancestor of Aradia Megido. She also has very broken english.

VERY SWEET PERSON.

painting lady

Jasprosesprite^2 is both the sprite of Rose Lalonde and Roxy Lalonde in the post-retcon timeline of Homestuck. She has been prototyped twice: from the corpse of Rose and from Jaspersprite, both from the previous timeline. However, she herself states that she appears to have gained access to the memories of several other doomed versions of Rose and Jaspers.

kitty lady hehe

slow skrunk

Fefetasprite is Roxy Lalonde's sprite after it is prototyped with Feferi Peixes's and Nepeta Leijon's corpses by Gamzee Makara.


cat fish ghost

Latula Pyrope is the Knight of Mind and Terezi Pyrope's dancestor. Not much is known about her, apart from what is seen in Openbound.

i'm da gamegrl

Porrim Maryam is the Maid of Space and Kanaya's dancestor. Not much is known about her, aside from what is revealed in Openbound (Act 6 Intermission 3).

jade motha

Tiplicker11 (yes, that is his real name,) is a rather egotistical/narcissistic feller. He has a rather unremarkable rap career, only obtaining Tiplicker11s favorites, (an award he made for himself,) but while still thinking he IS the shit.

; the best rapper to grace your earlobes

Quarters is the fourteenth member of the Felt.

the second most forgettable one

Gcatavrosprite is Jane Crocker's sprite post-retcon, the result of a sprite being prototyped once with Tavros Nitram and then a second time with God Cat.

dead cat boy

Horuss Zahhak is the Page of Void and Equius' dancestor. Not much is known about him, apart from what was revealed in Openbound part 3.

fiddlesticks.....

Snowman is the eighth member of the Felt. Originally the Black Queen of the trolls' incipisphere, after exile to Alternia and took the title of Banished Quasiroyal.

the 8th one

horny fuck

Meenah Peixes is the Thief of Life and Feferi's dancestor.
She wears dark grey pants and a black shirt, similar to Terezi's clothes. The shirt has a fuchsia Pisces symbol. She also has fuchsia and white sneakers, gold bracelets with what appear to be fuchsia gems, colored glasses, and gold piercings on one of her eyebrows. She wields a golden 2x3dent as her weapon, which looks the same as the one wielded by Feferi. Her hair has a pair of long, thin braids that trail on the ground behind her.

insert shitty fish pun

Davepetasprite^2 is the combination of Dave Strider and Jake English's sprites in Homestuck's post-retcon timeline, the result of Jake's sprite being prototyped once with Nepeta Leijon's remains and then a second time with Davesprite.

sickest cat in the wild wild west

Mituna Captor is a gold blooded troll who lived on Beforus shortly before he and the rest of his session caused the Reckoning.
He is the Heir of Doom and the dancestor of Sollux Captor.

1 U23D 70 83 4 P0W3RFUL H31R 0F D00M

Alternate Calliope is a doomed version of Calliope who predominated over her brother.

mysterious

Jogn Eggy is one of the main characters in Homestuck. He wasn't nominated until he was 13, according to First Page Homestuck. However, this is only a framework mechanism. He wrote this at the bottom of his letter: Fantom Liar (Jogn). The game's original title was Zoozumer Pouplord, but the game rejected that title, choosing Jogn instead.

faker jhon...

Jude Harley is a playable character in the video game Hiveswap, and the younger brother of Joey Claire. He owns a squad of carrier pigeons called The Lone Gunbirds.

conspiracy boy

Jack Noir was the archagent of Derse in the B2 session. He serves as the primary vessel of Lord English in that session, earning him the nickname Union Jack among readers in reference to his union with the time travelling demon and the symbol of the United Kingdom.