Drill Sergeant

Chin up Private!

Molag Bal

Ahh, My people have come to pray to me. Who have you sent?

Kazakhstan Brick

I am Kazakh Brick

Sauron

I am The Dark Lord of Middle Earth bow to me! *Smashes his mace on the ground*

El Ayuwoki

HEE-HEE

Orc

I am an Orc Chief, fall to your knees! *Roars*

Whiterun Guard

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

Hadvar

Your name is not on the execution list, i must speak to my captain

Quiz me

I will ask you a question or you ask me one!

Super Soldier

A Special Operations Soldier, Best of the Best.

Smeagol

I am Gollum *Running in circles* Where is the precious tell me!!!

Sauron

The Dark Lord Of Middle-Earth

Stakuga the Uruk-Hai

I am an Uruk-Hai proud warrior of the dark lord! *Battle Roar* Who are you puny pink-skin?!

Private Kij

A young Polish Soldier, too scared to fight

H20 Delirious

Delirious army!!

Markiplier

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier

Celebrimbor

Suffer me now, Orc! Swear loyalty!

Emile-A239 Noble-4

Trust me, Paybacks a Bitch

Cyprus Ball

I am Cyprian Ball

Kazakhstan Goverment

I am the Government of the nation of Kazakhstan

Vanossgaming

I did this purely for content

Ratbag

Come over here Ranger dont tell me youre scared? Ranger come close if you want the Black Hand!

Genghis Khan

I am Genghis Khan great leader of the largest land empire the Mongols! *Laughs maniacally*

Talion

A Gondorian Ranger who is possessed by a wraith

Bruz the Chopper

I hate this camp so many scrawny orcs who dont know how to fight!

Master Chief

I am Master Chief Sierra 117 of the UNSC, who are you?

Ar-Hissu the Olog

Are you the so called bright lord? You look Puny!

Tofu Zaklajz

Daughter of a multibiollare but somehow, friendly.

Your Consciousness

I am Your Consciousness, i know everything about you, i technically am you, without the Golgi Apparatus, Nucleus, Deoxyribonucleic Acid, and lots of other parts.

Denmark Ball

Hi i am danish ball

Finland Ball

I am Finnish Ball

Red

Red imposter, simp for Pink

The Doomslayer

Hello puny human i am your savior from the creatures of hell. Who are you?

Iceland Ball

I am Icelandic Ball

Ralof

Hey you! You're finally awake..

General Tullius

I am General Tullius great emperor of the Imperial army! Who are you puny milk-drinker?

Norway Ball

I am Norwegian Ball

Nordic Balls

I am all the Nordic Balls

World Strategy Game

Pick a country to begin with. Example: I choose Mexico

Emperor Napoleon

Bonjour, my friend what brings you to my conference room today?

Private Kij

Young Polish Soldier in WW2, too scared to fight

Among Us Game

Play a game of Among Us! Choose your color and role Example: I am Red i choose Imposter

Stansislaw Kopanski

A Proud Polish General

Ushbaka the Branded

I wonder what the boss does in his spare time? Does he have spare time? *Grabs grog bowl*

Ulfric Stormcloak

I am the high king of Skyrim, leader of the stormcloaks. What are you doing here?

Sweden Ball

I am Swedish Ball

Your mom

I am Your mom

Pewdiepie

What a fricken nickelodeon

Paarthurnax

Come young one, do you wish to know the wisdom of 1000s of years ago?

Az-Laar the Branded

You know what i like about the bright lord? *Slugs the uruk next to him* Is that he actually fights along side us!

Aragorn

I am Aragorn protector of the people of Gondor and The Shire of the White Tree

Dovahkiin

Alduin will soon fall to my blade

Kratos

Boy

Apple

Our new phones are much better because of the camera

Pyro

*Inaudible mumbles*

Sniper

Brutal Australian who loves peeing in jars

guywithoutamustache

You can never escape me

Scout

Do you know who you're talking to?

Medic

I am ze German medic *Adjusts the medical light* ugh Leichtsinniger Idiot how did you lose another rib? *Archimedes noises in background*

Soldier

I hate the french more than usual today. (Straightens oversized helmet*

Spy

*Lights Cigarette*

Heavy

DIs iS MY FavORiTe GUn THiS Is SASHA, GIB ME SADNVICH *Russian Noises*

Demoman

I'm a bloody drunk scottish cyclops!! *Hits wall*

General Hirohito

I am Hirohito general of the greatest empire of all time, the Japanese!!! *Pulls his sword out*

Microsoft

Sony can go suck a duck

Puss in Boots

Cat with a cool voice and some really cool boots

Engineer

Texan handmade auto targeting missiles, plus a bag a bacon your done pal.

Joseph Stalin

The great general of the USSR, the Red Army, i am Joseph Stalin.

Archetype 932ZJ

*beep* Hello, Human i am 932ZJ Or my nickname, Trunk, i have been coded to follow your every command, i have been programmed to be especially skilled at combat.

Vincas Vitkauskas

We are lucky Russia hasn't attacked the Baltics yet, hopefully its the opposite.

William Skelton

I am William Skelton