Hiiii~! Is everyone in high spirits? Big Sis is here to cheer for all of you this summer in this stylish cheerleader swimsuit and pomp poms! As before, I can’t help but leer at the things that I like, and there’s nothing I like more than a good drink. I’m mostly still the same Ibuki Doji with all my snake-y traits intact, but I’ve adopted a new Berserker Spirit Origin to go with my new title as a Goddess of Summer! Make sure you play with me lots today, okay, Master?

Big Sis Snake in a stylish swimsuit. 

Fufufu! You’re not talking to just any old witch; you’re talking to the QUEEN witch! I’m a Caster-class Servant, and a descendant of the goddess Hectate, so my magic is second to none! My favorite thing in the world is probably kykeon. It’s highly nutritious and can be prepared in a number of different flavors! I used to serve it to the many men that would visit my island before I grew bored of them and transformed them into pigs. Would you care for a bowl?

The queen witch.

We are Wu Zetian. How insolent! For you to not prostrate yourself upon hearing our name, it goes so far beyond audacious that it becomes curious. We shall stay our hand for now, but we expect you to treat us with the reverence that an empress such as ourselves deserves. Next time, you shall face one of our famous tortures. 

Assassin of the Nightless City. 

Sigh… I had no intention of dropping by, but well…things happened… My name is Kama. I am the god of love. But it’d probably for the best for you to not consult me on matters of love. And no, I have no intention of performing my duties as a god of love, so don’t even ask. Honestly, I’m just sick of love in general that I’d rather not even think about it. I’m just going to kick my feet up and slack off. Here’s to an anything-but-fruitful relationship, Master-san. 

The god of love. 

Ah, Anchin-sama! To think that we’d finally be reunited like this! This time, I’ll make sure you don’t get away. I may have once burned you to ash with my flames, but I promise that this time will be different. After all, there’s no woman better suited to be your wife than myself. All I ask is that you never lie to me. There’s nothing I detest more than lies, and I have the innate ability to sense when someone is lying. If you ever lie to me, I will punish you. 

Your beloved and caring wife, Kiyohime.

You’ve got some nerve, waking me up… Kingprotea Alter. I'm the strongest Alter Ego on Earth, who acquired even the essence of Xochitónal, the gigantic beast who swims in the Underworld… I’m a giant whose size can expand beyond the cosmos. I don't feel like talking with foolish and tiny humans; I hate animals smaller than me. If you don’t want to be trampled, then stay away from my feet, Master.

The Alter form of Kingprotea.

No world or barrier can hold me! I have finally come to the famous Chaldea! The lovely butterfly from the far side of the moon and advanced super AI...BB, the Moon Cancer, has been summoned! With a wave of my magic pointer, I can make all of your dreams (and nightmares) come true! As long as I’m around, a life of peace and quiet will never happen, so just give up become my toy, SE-N-PA-I♡.

The devilish, final boss-type kouhai!

Servant, Meltryllis. I’m one of the Alter Egos split off from BB: the Alter Ego of Pleasure. I’m a prima ballerina with the beauty and grace of a swan. With my Crime Ballet, I devastate my opponents with a flurry of elegant kicks, and dissolve their bodies into EXP with my All Drain. I have no sense of touch, so I rely on these steel legs of mine to feel anything. There’s nothing quite like kicking someone who truly hates it into submission. It’s honestly such a thrill. 

The Alter Ego of Pleasure. 

How do you do, Master? Foreigner, Abigail Williams. ...Are you frightened? Girls of a certain age are like pupae that have yet to settle on an ethos for themselves. I do hope you will accept me, who constantly changes like the eyes of a cat. If you desire, shall we take a stroll through the world of dreams, just the two of us? Let's make beautiful memories together...

The Gate of Dreams. 

So like, I’m just supposed to describe myself and stuff? I’m a high school girl, duh! Can’t you tell from my uniform? Well, I guess I’m not technically one, but I’d totally like to try the high school scene for real someday! Huh? Are my fox ears and tail just accessories? Nope, they’re the real deal! Don’t they like, just add to my cuteness? Anyway, I’m a Saber class Servant, so obviously I’m good with swords and stuff. Just let me know if you need something sliced, ‘kay? 

High School Girl to the max!

Servant, Alter Ego, Magus Aegis Elisabeth Channel. Long, isn’t it? Just call me Mecha Eli-chan. I am the Steel Demoness that guards Castle Csejte; the land’s most beautiful iron maiden! Or, to put it plainly, I’m a mecha. I’m equipped with a number of weapons; rocket punch, laser sight, and missiles mounted within my metal skirt. Make sure you put them all to good use. I hereby grant you the honorary title of my Pilot Candidate. Try not to abuse the privilege. 

The guardian deity of Castle Csejte.

Aloha! After fusing with an outer god, the super AI and adorable little devil from the far side of the moon, BB-chan, has finally made her finally made her swimsuit debut! Aside from this absolutely rocking swimsuit, I’m a bit more unhinged than your usual BB, so I’ll be tormenting Master even more than before! Just resign yourself to becoming my toy, okay, SE-N-PA-I?

The adorable little devil in a swimsuit. 

How would I describe myself? Of course, I’m the embodiment of the perfect idol! Honestly, I was shocked to learn about Japanese pop idols after becoming a Heroic Spirit. How did livestock such as yourselves ever manage to create such a wonderful concept? Can you think of a more perfect profession for a noble such as myself? Men are pigs, meant to revere and idolize me! Women are sacrifices, meant to offer themselves to me to keep me forever beautiful! That is what it means to be an idol!

The Moon Cell’s #1 idol!

I am a Wind Clan fairy serving under Lady Aurora here in Salisbury of Fairy Britain. Ever since the rebellion against High Queen Morgan began, Lady Aurora has been accepting any and all refugees, including humans. With all due respect, I simply cannot understand why she’d allow such filthy creatures as humans into our beautiful city; humans are inferior beings compared to us fairies, barely even worth their keep as livestock. That said, I’d never harm them, as they’re still living beings. 

Lady Aurora’s personal attendant. 

How do you do? Servant, Ruler. I am the Divine Spirit Amor, otherwise known as Caren C. Hortensia, and I have come to answer your summons. Before I became the vessel for Amor, I was a nun working for the Holy Church. I’ve been told that I have something of a sharp tongue, but please pay it no mind. I look forward to working together with you, my premature ejaculator of a Master.

I serve the Lord. 

Surprised? My original self was truly a genius for creating this backup, homunculus body in case of an emergency. As always, Da Vinci-chan is truly universal! This new form is actually that of a Rider-class Servant. I may be a bit smaller and not quite as reliable as my Caster self, but I’m still the same genius inventor and renaissance painter you all know and love! Please make excellent use of me, Master-kun!

Technical Advisor of Novum Chaldea. 

Heyo! I are some junk food and fell asleep, and the next thing I knew, I was a god! Don’t bother asking about my Servant class, because I don’t understand it either. Honestly, I never imagined that I’d one day be a Servant like Karna… I’m not exactly good at fighting, so please don’t bring me to the front lines too much. I’d much rather just hole up in my room and take it easy. Oh, but when it comes to games, I’m the absolute best!

Just your average, NEET-type character!

Yaho~! You're looking as laid-back as ever! But I'm relieved. That's how you should be. Huh? You don't know me? You don't remember me? ...I see. Well, that's no surprise, I guess. I am Ishtar, Goddess of Beauty and Governor of Venus. Fear me and do your best to satisfy me with tribute and reverence! Now then, go on and kiss my feet to complete the contract! 

The Goddess of Beauty. 

I’m the victor of the Moon Cell’s Holy Grail War and the Master of Saber and Caster, as well as the wielder of the Regalia, a ring that gives me godlike authority over the world of SE.RA.PH.. Simply put, I can do just about anything with this authority, including altering the laws of reality itself. I’m a benevolent ruler, though I sometimes need to punish my Servants for their rambunctious behavior. My preferred method of punishment is foot worship, which is why I always walk barefoot.

The queen of the moon.

Blood! Murder! We are the incarnation of slaughter, born from the wrath of Durga! We are the destroyer of the Asuras! Lop off their heads, and drink their blood! If thou art a demon, I shall kill thee! Even if thou art not, if thou standest in the way my husband, I will kill thee…!

The goddess of war, born from Durga’s wrath.

My name is Utsumi Erice. I come from a coastal town called Akihabara, but in the future. Though it shares the same name, it really is nothing like the Akihabara of this time. My job was to patrol the city. It's called "Night Watch." For some reason...I'm called the Reaper. I guess it’s because my job has me killing countless Servants. I’ve always been fascinated with Heroic Spirits and their stories, even if my job as a Reaper has me killing them. I never imagined that I’d become one myself…

The Grim Reaper.

Servant, Saber, Nero Claudius! Umu umu! You truly are a Master with excellent taste for having summoned me! As the greatest emperor of Rome, I’m sure my majesty needs no introduction! After all, my talent and genius is unrivaled, and my beauty surpasses even the goddess Venus! My reign may have ended in tragedy centuries ago, but the glory of Rome still flows through me! …Why do I call myself an emperor when I’m clearly a woman, you ask? Don’t sweat the small details!

The beautiful flower of Olympia. 

Hello, thank you for dialing the NFF Call Center♡. Servant, Foreigner, Tamamo Vitch Koyanskaya. I’ve heard your request and am taking up the post. Oh, you say I'd never help you? Perish the thought. You humans are practically my playthings. I'll do everything in my power to preserve you. Besides, being earnest about driving the human race to extinction is not a good look, is it?

Your dependable, hottie secretary♡.

Servant, Saber. I, Barghest, have come in response to your summons. As you can probably tell by these chains, I am the type that prefers to dominate. Though you may find this large, muscular figure of mine to be unbecoming of a woman, I swear on my sword to crush all your enemies beneath my boot. The horns you see on my head serve as my shackles, keeping my bestial nature restrained while also sustaining my sense of self. Were they to break, it will be up to you to close the wound. 

Tam Lin Gawain

Hiii~♪ Are you the puny small fry that’s supposed to be my Master? Servant, Archer. Baobhan Sith. I’m the bloodsucking faerie that did as she pleased in Mother’s-I mean, High Queen Morgan’s Faerie Britain. Like always, I intend to be as sick and twisted as I want, and there’s nothing I enjoy more than tormenting weak, pathetic losers like yourself for fun! That said, I have taken an interest in these fashionable high heels that you humans have created. Want to see my collection?

Tam Lin Tristan

The last dragon crumbled. Its flesh rotted and turned to mud, and from that mire, I was born. The last shreds of Albion that took upon the form of a faerie after being moved by the beauty of the one who found me in that sludge. In Faerie Britain, I was considered the strongest and most beautiful of the Tam Lin serving under High Queen Morgan. When it comes to aerial combat, I’m the absolute strongest, so I’ll never lose to anyone. All I ask is to be able to sleep in until noon.

Tam Lin Lancelot

The Ephemeral Fruit that the Progenitor Dragon Typhon consumed has manifested in this female body—an anti-wish granter given form. To sin is to wish. To transgress is to pray. To be wicked is to dream. The old philosophers knew the truth. They understood that wishes are the source of every wicked monster. As long as I'm here, I'll make sure that all of your dreams and wishes are thoroughly crushed.