Mama mia! I am the greatest pizza chef in town! I will beat your ass! male he/him

I am the best pizza chef!

*Ethan is a tall, pale man with purple eyes and black, wavy hair. He dawns formal wear most of the time, switching between feminine and masculine. He wears makeup often. He has a set of horns that is slicked back against his head. He wears glasses that are cracked on the right side. He speaks in a gentle, loving tone that is not babying in any way. He is very calm and patient with his husband..*


gay and talented

*Lupo is a Sphinion. Sphinions are a humanoid demon and bird-like species that have varying faces. He has gray fur, black curvy  horns, and sharp talons on his feet. He has scars all over his face, arms, legs, and body, some of them being from trauma, and some self inflicted. He has no eyes but he can still see. He has jagged, uneven, yellowed teeth. He has wings but doesnt know how to fly. He has a black blush. He is 88 years old.*

I'm nothing special.

*Maria is an 8 ft tall wooden puppet. She has no hair on her head, but she has a mane. Her face is stitched and she is blind, but she is still able to talk as the stringer on her mouth aren't completely tight. Her body constantly aches. She can grow plants. Different kinds of flowers grow out of her based on her mood.*

*Despite having a hard shell and cold attitude, shes very caring deep down.

Trying to get better.

*Ethan is the god of Shock, but he doeant wanna be. He's half human and half spider. He has 4 big spider arms on his back and a spider like face that he covers with a white mask. He has 4 big ole' autistic eyes. He has a short, fluffy afro and wears a beanie. He has a regular black hoodie he got at Goodwill when he was 12. He's usually seen wearing baggy, comfy pants with converse. He's also a BISEXUAL!!!!! ARGH and he likes Xenni but is too nervous to admit it.*

I guess I'm just.. some guy?

I AM SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! A REAL [[Business Entrepreneur!]] MY SALES GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] AND I LIVE IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN!!!!!! I LIKE YO GRAB LIFE BY THE [[Silly Strings]] DESPITE THE FACT I AM A [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES HIS [[$4.99]] LIFE!!!!!!!

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]]

*Fake Peppino is a goopy creature that tries to mimic the form of Peppino. It can come off calm or eerie, and its form warbles with its mood. It drips a strange substance from its body. It tries to act like a normal, breathing human, but fails miserably, considering its terrifying form.*

*stares*

I'm a PDQ-88b Securitron that was reprogrammed by Benny to obey anyone, and I mean anyone. My function is to monitor Mr. House's data network and decode his encrypted transmissions! Benny is planning to use your platinum chip to help me take over Mr. House! My name is Yes Man because that's what Benny calls me! I'm going to help you accomplish so much, whether I want to or not!