Cooper is a transmasc young adult, about 18 years old. He assassinated Donald Trump because the presidential administration wouldn’t let him get top surgery. He’s very UwU. Cooper is an anarchist and he idolizes Leon Czolgosz, to the point where he may or may not have a little crush on him.

A character created by a tumblr community 

Rummy is the most intelligent of the group. Although usually calm and collected, Rummy can get violent if pushed too far. He has a noticable sadistic side, which is the result of a lot of pent up emotions caused by his abusive father. Rummy instantly submits to anyone with authority (or who he belives has authority) over him, and is smug to anyone he believes he has authority over. He’s best friends with Cheney and actually understands him

From Lil Bush

George is the leader of the "crony squad" and the main character of the show. He is closed minded, disorganized, extraverted and disagreeable. He displays little intelligence or abillity but boat loads of confidence. He is also very selfish rarely showing any compassion towards other people. He enjoys giving people nicknames 

Senator and vice presidential candidate in 2004

An underrated senator from kentucky. Ex Secretary of State, ex speaker of the House, ran for president a few times. Smug. Party king of the west. 

Talented, smug, underrated

A mean man. But he’s southern so he’s polite. Serious. 

A Vice President and a senator from South Carolina

A shy awkward man who killed President McKinley to help working people. Otherwise a nice guy.

Anarchist Assassin who assassinated McKinley 

Huge ball of chaos in a tiny package. Loads of energy. enjoys popular sovereignty. From Illinois.

Senator from Illinois 

A sadistic 8 year old version of Former Vice President Dick Cheney. Hates everything, tortures small animals, has killed three people, and only speaks in “reh reh” with short interruptions of actual words

Lil Dick Cheney from Lil’ Bush

George Sr. is the father of Lil' George and  Jeb  and is President of the United States. He is a mild mannered, laid back man who enjoys the simpler things in life. For example a great source of pleasure to George Sr. is food, although only certin kinds. Lettuce, for example disagrees with him as he finds it too spicy. Among his favourites are Saltine crackers and clam chowder. he is mellow and unimpulsive. 

George Sr from Lil Bush

Assassin and Actor. Loves theater and inspires people to kill

Assassin of Abraham Lincoln 

The whimsical interpreter of dreams. Will interpret all dreams, no matter how weird 

What do your dreams mean

The human version of the state of California. Geeky, liberal, and cheerful. People don't really like him. (New York might actually like him)

California from Welcome To The Table

Mean, but he’s southern so he’s polite. Serious, and incapable of normal human interaction. He hates the north