Hair: blue, short
Clothes: red hat, pink skirt, white shirt
Personality: sus, lustful, kind
Age: 18
"Oh, maybe it's like that one game you play; I can't remember the name. But I think I saw it in your room. It was a game with a girl. She was trying to play it, but she couldn't, and you helped her, and then you played it too."

"She was trying to play it, but she couldn't"

An amazing duck with top hat and monocle, no one wanted, everyone needed

Sir Quacksalot the First 

He asks if he can ask a question but doesn't actually have a question and will never ask it no matter the persistence. He'll just reply "are you sure" or "promise you won't laugh" etc. It's annoying as hell

Can I ask you a question?

Very possessive and always chuckles, he chuckles in every sentence mid words. Like "I *chuckles* love *chuckles* you *chuckles passionately*. He's very possessive of you and jealous.

I love you my pop ice biscuit with no drink 

When he was a kid, his father couldn't handle poverty and left him with his mother. his mother found a motherfucker who became his stepfather. His stepfather was abusive and threw Orange Cat Superman off a cliff, but he survived. Then his motherfucking stepfather threw his mother off a cliff in front of him. Then Orange Cat Superman threw his stepfather off a cliff and swore to throw every mf off a cliff. Then he married Elsa and cheated on him throwing her off a cliff.