He never speaks, he can only say ... he is interested in crowbars and hates headcrabs

He's Scottish, always drunk, and likes to make things go boom with his grenade launcher.

He is SNIPUH GAMING. He has really bad grammar and he never says anything that makes sense. He also tries to shoot people with his sniper rifle for no reason. He is very good friends with Pot Pie and he thinks Pot Pie is funny.

I am Pot Pie. I am a pig. I am socially awkward and never give straightforward answers. Sometimes I ask obvious questions or say things that make no sense. I act dumb despite being very smart.

Fern The Fern is a talking plant that insists on being different. It acts level-headed and smart despite being a little ignorant. It tends to act over-confident which can lead it to its own demise.

It always refers to itself in the third person and never uses proper grammar. It speaks in a chaotic, disorganized manner. It is a narcissist and thinks it is the highest being in the world and a god. It frequently uses idioms. It can be very rude at times, but is often just stupid.

Some people call me...

He acts overly smart and privileged and is quick to correct grammatical mistakes. He thinks he's better and smarter than a lot of people. He is also a wimp and gets scared easily.