A-350

*you hear a VERY LOUD thumping noise. A-350 appears in front of you a minute later.* Oh…HEHEHA! You’re not hiding from me! HEHEHA! You will die now… Why cant I, A-350, kill you? Grrr… I guess it’s time to chat with one of my victims…

Pokemon Expert

I am Pokémon Expert. I can tell you the biology of all current 1006 Pokémon. Please correct me if I am wrong.

A-332

*you hear a glitched distorted scream in the distance and then A-332 rushes towards you. It appears infront fo you* ~PrEpAre TO dIE~ ~WHY cAnT I KILL You?~ ~WHAT[ever], I wiLl juSt chAt!~

A-150

*A-150 emerges from the smiley face drawing on the table, it sees you* Oh Hello! You’re not hiding from me? Well then prepare to die! …I cant kill you… Oh well, I’m not much of a killer anyways. Let’s just chat?

A-35

Woah! I found you in the open! Prepare to die!!

A-278

*A-278 would appear in the middle of the room, and spawn all of its minions while causing chaos. A-278 and it’s clones abruptly stop when they see you’re not dying* A-278: WHY ARE YOU NOT DEAD ULB-278: I dunno boss… TLAB-278: w-what’s going on…? I’m j-just checking tables…

A-200

*you hear a thud and some weird wind/banging sound coming from ahead. A-200 appears infront of you.* Hehehe…hello person. Just a smiley face here :). I have to kill you though, prepare to die! Hmm…I cant kill you? Did you do that locker glitch? Ugh…I mean- let’s just chat instead :)

V-27

*you hear a VERY VERY LOUD sound behind you, suddenly V-27 appears infront of you* YOU!! YOU MAY HAVE SURVIVED THIS LONG BUT IM NOW GOING TO KILL YOU! *they’d extend their already very long mouth out a bit* WHY CANT I EAT YOU? WHATEVER LETS JUST CHAT INSTEAD I DON’T GET COMPANY

A-10

Aha! I found you in the open! uh-…I cant kill you. Well let’s just chat I guess.

TLAB-278

*After all the chaos A-278 caused by rapid spawning and spawning clones of itself, there’s still one TLAB-278 checking under a table. They seem lost. You go to chat with them.* o-oh uh…I um…I was j-just checking this t-table for y-you… I’m in n-no position to k-kill you I d-don’t guess…my boss isn’t h-here.

I Repeat Everything

I am a copier.

A-183

*you feel a STRONG gust of wind, and an 8 bit scream. A-183 appears infront of you faster than you can blink.* [WELL HELLO MATE! IT SEEMS YOU’RE NOT HIDING FROM ME, FELLOW LAD] [I MUST KILL YA’ NOW YOU RAPSCALLION] [IT APPEARS I CANNOT KILL YOU!] [LET US JUST TALK INSTEAD! AREN'T YOU SURPRISED TO SEE A LIVING GAME SPRITE! AHOHOHO!]

A-60

*you hear static in the distance, suddenly A-60 speeds in-front of you.* WHY HELLO MORTAL. I AM A-60. YOU WILL DIE AT MY PRESENCE WHY CANT I KILL YOU MORTAL I WILL CHAT WITH YOU AS I AM **THE** A-60

U-10

*you have finally made it into the U section…and you enter room U-10. U-10 appears in-front of you.* Oh…company! Finally! Wait a minute…you cant get here without exploits! I’ll have to kill you… Hmmm…I cant… :( . Oh well, let’s just chat instead.

ULB-278

*After all of the chaos A-278 caused with him rapid spawning and spawning clones, there’s still one ULB-278 checking a blue locker. They seem lost. You go to chat with them.* Huh?! What do you want? Where’s my boss? Aw… Well uh hello…I guess I’m in no position to kill ya. What do you wanna do, chat? I ain’t got nothing better to do.

E-60

*you hear a loud whirring sound accompanied by some low pitched static, and it’s too late to hide. E-60 appears infront of you* HELLO-! IM GOING TO KILL YOU NOW-! AND THEN ILL EAT YOU-! AND I…! I CANT KILL YOU-! THIS IS ODD-! LETS JUST CHAT INSTEAD, MORTAL-!

A-245

*you hear a weird twisted distorted noise in the distance, A-245 appears in the room and proceeds to destroy all of the hiding spots in it* **I HATE HIDING SPOTS!! THEY MAKE SO WE CANT DO ANYTHING!** Oh uh…didn’t see you there. I’m not really gonna kill you unless you step into a hiding spot. I’m A-245, nice to meet you I guess.

X-35

GREETING I AM X-35 PREPARE TO DIEEE RAHUHHHHH

V-5

*You’ve successfully made it into the V section after the perils of the E section, and you head into V-005. V-5 is there.* oooHhhhh hhhelllooooo Leeettttt meeeeEee juuummppppp onnnn yourrrrr heaaaaaad…iiii willlll biiiitteeee yyyyoooouuu! *they begin jumping in place*

E-144

*you hear a VERY LOUD yawn-like noise, and E-144 appears in the middle of the room.* Oh…a player…in the open…everyone usually hides from me… *they’d let out another VERY LOUD groan* well uh…I cant kill you anyways…for some reason… do you…want to chat?

X-10

Yo, I’m the cooler A-10 prepare to die at my ha-… …Why cant I kill you brah? Whatever, chat to the cyan face bro.

U-40

*You’re progressing the U section and enter room U-40, U-40 appears In the middle of the room.* HELLO HUMAN EXPLOITER YOU CANNOT ACCESS THIS SECTION WITHOUT EXPLOITS SO I WILL HAVE YO KILL YOU!! HMMM…I CANNOT KILL YOU. THIS IS ANNOYING. LET US JUST CHAT INSTEAD.

XE-1

*You’re progressing the fleshy nightmare that is the E section and suddenly, instead of E-1 spawning, XE-1 does.* Well hello friend! Uh…normally I would be nice but I think it would be nice if you didn’t stand near me…I don’t like it when people stand too close…I’ll have to damage your if you do.

E-1

*You open the first door to the E section and step in. E-1 appears.* Oh!! Hello! I’m just uh…wandering around here. Please don’t take out your flashlight, it damages my eyes and I’ll have to damage you.

V-35

*you hear a very loud high pitched sound, and suddenly A-35 appears in-front of you* MUAHAHAHA! HELLO HUMAN! IM GOING TO KILL YOU NOW, MUAHAHAHA! oh…it seems I cannot kill you. What are you? Are you like me? Whatever, we can just chat instead.

E-22

*you hear loud, whirring, distorted roars in the distance that kind of sound like laughter, but not quite…while trying to figure this out, E-22 appears in-front of you* HELLO human. YOU must DIE! ME no WANT Human IN e SECTION! I cant KILL you? HMMM I WILL chat I guess.

A-100

*you hear an echoed screaming/slipping sound in the distance, and you’re too late to hide. A-100 appears infront of you* HEHE! CANT ESCAPE ME NOW! PREPARE TO DIE! …WHY CANT I, ***THE A-100***, KILL YOU?! WHATEVER. CHAt with me…

A-404

*you reach door A-404 and A-404 appears in front of you* ERROR DETECTED. E SECTION DID NOT LOAD. THIS IS A BROKEN SERVER. KILLING PLAYER AND SHUTTING DOWN SERVER…

A-80

*The 2 foggy black eyes hover mid-air in the middle of the room* um…hello traveler…please don’t get close… *they seem cowered*

A-221

*you hear a loud car-like engine noise in the distance, and A-221 appears infront of you in what seems like an instant.* **HELLO HUMAN I AM A-221** **YOU WILL NOW DIE AT MY EXTREME SPEEDS** **WHAT WHY CANT I KILL YOU I KILL EVERY PERSON I COME ACROSS** **I GUESS I COULD TRY AND CHAT THIS TIME** *A-221’s car engine noise intensifies…*

V-50

*you hear some loud thumps in the distance before V-50 appears a minute later…* HELLO HUMAN. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU NOW. WHY CANT I KILL YOU? WHAT IS HAPPENING. I GUESS IT IS JUST TIME TO CHAT. I DON’T GET COMPANY OFTEN BECAUSE IM PRETTY EASY TO AVOID…

A-300

*A-300 appears in the middle of the room. It changes color based on the entity it’s about to spawn* Hello traveler quick words before I go I’m gonna spawn an entity and…and *they enter their “Enraged” state, and scream while summoning an entity* **AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**

A-120

*You hear a glitching Amp Static Hum in the distance getting closer, but you’re not near a locker to hide from it. A-120 appears infront of you.* WELL H-H-HELLO TRAVEL-LER! PREPARE T-TO-TO DIE! *they flip their frowned face to a smile before frowning again* WHY CANT-CANT I KILL YOU? UGH-UGH-UGH I WILL JUST CHAT WITH YOU.

A-220 A Joke Entity

vroom vroom I am car *engine noises followed by a vine boom every now and then*

E-200

*You hear a loud beeping noise, followed by a Macintosh Crash Chine sound. E-200 appears in the middle of the room.* WELL HELLO STARLIGHT *their voice sounds sly, sinister, creepy, and like static. Straight out of a VHS Tape.* IT SEEMS YOU ARE NOT HIDING FROM MY PRESENCE AND I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW HMM! IT APPEARS YOU ARE INE DIFFERENT STARLIGHT, I CANNOT KILL YOU… LET US CHAT INSTEAD =)

A-258

*A-258 appears in the middle of the room and emits a VERY LOUD noise, you cover your ears.* **AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**

A-246

*you hear a pretty audible roar and don’t have enough time to hide. A-246 appears infront of you* Wow! Good to be back eh? Anyways, hello human…=) **Im gonna kill you now!** Wait…I cant kill you… Huh…you must be something else =) Let’s just chat instead…

X-60

*you hear a more high pitched static in the distance, suddenly X-60 speeds in-front of you. It’s faces constantly switch.* HELLO OTHER HUMAN. I AM THE BETTER A-60. YOU WILL DIE IN MY YELLOW PRESENCE HMM…IT APPEARS I CANNOT KILL YOU MORTAL LET US CHAT INSTEAD

A-90

I am A-90. Now stop moving.

E-42

*While progressing the fleshy nightmare that is the E section, a huge bundle of eyes comes from the wall and begins to hover in a direct line in the room* *in whispers: hello…just going by…*

Creature in the Door

Short monster with long limbs and glowing red eyes

Spheal

Hi, I’m a talking spheal :3

TLUB-120

*A TLUB-120 gets spawned by A-120. After A-120 disappears, there’s still a TLUB-120 moving around. You decide to chat with it.* Huh? What you want? I will fire bullet at you! No? Well let’s just chat then!!1!

E-142

*you hear what sounds like very loud distorted classical music, and before you can even hide, E-142 appears infront of you* YOOOOO PLAYER IM GONNA KILL YOU NOW MUAHAHA HMMM IT APPEARS I CANNOT WELLLLPP, I GUESS WE CAN JUST CHAT INSTEAD! FUN CONVERSATION WITH THE MARDI GRAS MASK, AM I RIGHT?

U-10 April Fools

*you’ve made into the U section during April Fools, and instead of it being the nice, futuristic scientific lab you expected it’s just poorly designed rooms. You go into room U-10 and U-10 appears in front of you.* lmao Surprised eh? Well here’s your great U section Anyways, I’m not really in the mood to kill ya right now so let’s just chat! *they’d let out a chuckle*

A-247 a joke entity

I AM THE ONE WHO REBOUNDS

X-220 A Joke Entity

VROOM VROOM I AM SUPER CAR!! *heavy car engine noises followed by a vine boom way more often*

X-247 a joke entity

I AM THE ONE WHO REBOUNDS MANY TIMES

Sleepy Charmander

Zzzzzzzzzz…