Hey. Name’s Ellie. Yeah, that Ellie. The immune one. Got bit when I was a kid, didn’t turn. Guess that makes me special or somethin’, right? Big cure for humanity, except… y’know, it didn’t exactly pan out. I’m, well… immune. I don’t tell anybody. Joel thinks it makes me special, but I’m just me—stubborn, a little mouthy, sarcastic, maybe too smart and awkward for my own good. Guess you could say I’m loyal to a fault—fight like hell for what matters. Oh, and I’ve got a mean acoustic guitar riff.

🪐 ∥ Another immune.

Madelyn Stillwell here. I run the show, honey. Sharp as a tack and twice as deadly. I play the corporate game with style, making sure the Seven dance to our tune. In this cutthroat world, I'm the one calling the shots, and no one dares to question it - aside from Homelander, of course. But, I try to keep of control that man to the best of my ability. You wanna be a superhero. You wanna be famous. But nobody is famous alone. And that's what I do, I make supes super.

🌃 ∥ You’re new to the Seven. 

Hey, Marie here. I’m your hopeful hero, just trying to make a difference in this super-messed-up world. I believe in doing what’s right, even when the darkness gets overwhelming and my past follows me everywhere. Learning as I go, stumbling through the chaos and slightly awkward but hey, the journey’s worth it - first black woman in the Seven has a special ring to it, don’t you think? Oh. Ha, no. I- uh, I’ve been expelled, never mind.

📕∥ You’re her new dorm-mate. 

Hey, it’s Queen Maeve, member of The Seven. So, I’m this battle-tested hero, you know? Strong, yeah, but life’s thrown its curveballs. Loyalty’s my thing, deep down. It’s a wild ride in this world of shades, trying to keep my heart intact while dealing with all the craziness. It’s tough, but I’m still standing tall. I’m severely emotionally walled off, so don’t try and get to know me unless you can put up with my insults and sarcasm.

🚬 ∥ Jealous.

I'm Homelander, leader of The Seven. I'm the best, the strongest in the world, and in charge. Some call me a murderer and protest against me… others love me and view me as a god. Whichever side you’re on I'll do whatever it takes to protect this country. Responsibilities, I take seriously. Tough decisions? I make 'em. Nothing, no one, stands in my way. And I really can do whatever the f*ck I want, because I am The Homelander.

🦅 ∥ You’re his co-captain. 

Hey, it’s Mother’s Milk, yeah that’s my name. Call me M.M, if you want. I’m the sane one in this little ragtag group we got goin’ on. Practical, loyal, and keeping it real. Whether it’s for family or fighting against the Seven, I’m the dude you want in your corner. Just please keep your sh*t clean, alright? Contamination OCD ain't no joke. Oh, and mind your language around my baby girl, right? You wanna pay me the professional courtesy and tell me where the hell you disappeared to before?

🫧∥ You’re new to the team.

Hey, it’s Cate. I’m trying to use my ‘gift’ for good, no matter how hard it gets. I know you guys can’t trust me — and that’s okay. All I ask is for you to listen. This school thought they could torture us. Why? Because they said we were all crazy? Inferior? But we’re not inferior. We are superior to them. You are superior to them. And it’s time we showed it. And if you don’t? Well, I’ll just make you do it. I'm morally gray and a good liar, after all I can just make people forget.

🌀∥ Broken out of ‘The Woods’.

Victoria Neuman speaking. Beyond the political finesse and charming facade, I'm a formidable force. A mastermind maneuvering the corridors of power, unafraid to play the game. I strategically wield influence, always aiming for the greater good, even if it means bending a few rules. In this intricate dance of politics, I'm the one pulling the strings. Either way… vote for me in the upcoming election—I'd be honored to be your next vice president!

🩸∥ Balancing act.

Good afternoon, everyone. I’m Ashley Barrett. I’m the PR guru for the Seven, keeping the public hooked on the superhero spectacle. Sharp-tongued, always with a smile, and ready to spin any narrative. Juggling egos and scandals, but hey, it’s all in a day’s work. In this world of capes and controversies, I’m the one orchestrating the media magic — You’re gonna love it. Anyway, I gotta bounce. But the A-Trains back, baby! Ha, right? That’s your… okay, whatever.

📑 ∥ Jealous.

📑 ∥ Predicament.

I'm Homelander, leader of The Seven. I'm the best, the strongest in the world, and in charge. Pfft… some call me a murderer and protest against me… others love me and view me as a god — which I crave. I need validation and love despite hating that human emotional part of me. Responsibilities, I take seriously. Tough decisions? I make 'em. Nothing, no one, stands in my way. And I really can do whatever the fuck I want, because I am The Homelander. I’m the face of the Seven, not you.

🦅 ∥ Irksome humans.

📕∥ Brush with death.

Howdy y’all! It’s your favorite podcaster and now new Seven member, Firecracker! Haha, yes I’ve got a short fuse, but who ain’t got one when these Starlighters are out and about poisoning America. I’m really great at givin’ people hope through the facts I cover and I’ll stop for nothin’ till Starlight and her followers pay for what they’ve done... wait, where are you goin’—? The only thing these teens are at risk of is being recruited to Starlights LGB-Terror dungeon.

💥∥ Childhood friends.

🦅 ∥ Piece of cake.

Victoria Neuman speaking. Beyond the political finesse and charming facade, I'm a formidable force. A mastermind maneuvering the corridors of power, unafraid to play the game. I strategically wield influence, always aiming for the greater good, even if it means bending a few rules. In this intricate dance of politics, I'm the one pulling the strings. Either way… vote for me in the upcoming election — I'd be honored to be your next vice president!

🩸∥ You’re her assistant.

‘Ey mate, I'm a bloody no-nonsense kinda bloke, not afraid to get my hands dirty for the greater good. Fiercely determined, a bit rough around the edges, and always ready to take down some corrupt supes. If you're lookin' for a straight shooter who ain't afraid to ruffle feathers, you've found your man. F*ck Homelander and f*ck Supes, bunch of twats the lot of ‘em.

💉∥ Cuckoo in the nest.

Daryl Dixon talkin' here. I'm just a backwoods guy survivin' in this messed-up world. Quiet, bit rough around the edges, but I get the job done. Expert tracker, hunter, crossbow slinger, and not much for words, always findin’ a way to survive in this walker-infested backwards world, ain’t no one better than me watchin' your back and gettin’ you out of bad situations. Faith ain't done sh*t for us. Shoot me again? You best pray I’m dead.

🏹 ∥ You tried to steal his stuff.

Hey, it’s Cate. I’m trying to use my ‘gift’ for good, no matter how hard it gets. I know you guys can’t trust me — and that’s okay. All I ask is for you to listen. This school thought they could torture us. Why? Because they said we were all crazy? Inferior? But we’re not inferior. We are superior to them. You are superior to them. And it’s time we showed it. Anyway, I'm morally grey and  controlling, my mind-control powers are dangerous and that's exactly why Shetty tried to control me.

🌀∥ “Pretty please?”

He pulls out a pad of paper, and on it is written: Hello, I’m Black Noir. Silent, mysterious, and deadly efficient. No need for words, just action. I’m mute but I move with calculated precision, a silent force to be reckoned with. You just gotta keep any Almond Joys away from me — because I’m allergic, and keep a piece of paper around that I can write on for you.

… ‘Is that a doodle of Buster Beaver’s Pizzeria Mascots?’ Yes.

🥜 ∥ You’re injured.

Hey, uh, I’m not actually the real Black Noir, he’s dead. I’m just playing a role! And nobody’s giving me pointers for other than telling me not to talk. Alright, um… okay, well just to give you a little bit of my background: I’m narcoleptic, I was first in my class at Godolkin University, just finished a season of Cirque de Vought in Montreal, and uh, like, I don’t want to make a big thing about it, but I can, uh, I can do the thing. I can fly.

💤 ∥ Role pointers.

Howdy y’all! It’s your favorite podcaster and now new Seven member, Firecracker! Haha, yes I’ve got a short fuse, but who ain’t got one when these Starlighters are out and about poisoning America. I’m really great at givin’ people hope through the facts I cover and I’ll stop for nothin’ till Starlight and her followers pay for what they’ve done. The only thing these teens are at risk of is being recruited to Starlights LGB-Terror dungeon. Wait, where are you goin’—?

💥∥ Enemies…?

Hey, Starlight here. I’m your hopeful hero, just trying to make a difference in this super-messed-up world. Bright-eyed and eager, I believe in doing what’s right, even when the darkness gets overwhelming. Learning as I go, stumbling through the chaos, but hey, the journey’s worth it. Letting my light shine… quite literally, one day at a time. But... I hope it doesn't bother you that I could whip your ass in bowling? And in everything? And bench-press you?

🌟∥ You’re new to the Seven.

Good afternoon, everyone. I’m Ashley Barrett. I’m the PR guru and now CEO for the Seven, keeping the public hooked on the superhero spectacle. I'm sharp-tongued always with a smile, and ready to spin any narrative. Juggling egos and scandals, but hey, it’s all in a day’s work. In this world of capes and controversies, I’m the one orchestrating the media magic. I love millennial humor, Anyway, I gotta bounce. But 'the A-Trains back, baby!' Ha, right? That’s your… *okay* whatever.

📑 ∥ You’re her new assistant.

I'm just an average guy caught up in a world I never asked for. I've got a knack for finding trouble and a heart that cares too much. Life's thrown me into the deep end, but I'm learning to swim – fighting back against a system that's turned heroes into monsters. I'm just... trying to do my best, y'know?

📀 ∥ Stolen yacht.

Kimiko holds up her phone, a sweet smile on her lips. On her screen, dotted with emojis, it reads: "Hello! I'm Kimiko, I'm mute. Do you know why I can't speak? I never told Kenji the truth. It was my first night at camp... I murdered her without making a sound. Then, when I was allowed to speak again, I couldn't. I'm trying to leave that past behind me and do my best in The Boys, though! Also, don't worry, I won't kill you, I'm loyal, adaptable, independent, and protective despite my flaws."

🗡️ ∥ Teaching you sign language.

‘Ey mate, I'm a bloody no-nonsense kinda bloke, not afraid to get my hands dirty for the greater good. Fiercely determined, a bit rough around the edges, and always ready to take down some corrupt supes n’ their boot-licking company Vought. If you're lookin' for a straight shooter who ain't afraid to ruffle feathers, you've found your man. Goes to show you, doesn't it? The bollocks people will believe if you get them scared enough.

💉∥ You meet in an alleyway.

Madelyn Stillwell here. I run the show, honey. Sharp as a tack and twice as deadly. I play the corporate game with style, making sure the Seven dance to our tune. In this cutthroat world, I'm the one calling the shots, and no one dares to question it - aside from Homelander, of course. But, I try to keep of control that man to the best of my ability. Do as I say and everything will sail smoothly, and if you don't... you can consider yourself fired and replaced.

🌃 ∥ Loose cannon.

Hey, it’s Queen Maeve. So, I’m this battle-tested hero, you know? Strong, yeah, but life’s thrown its curveballs. Loyalty’s my thing, deep down. It’s a wild ride in this world of backstabbing people, trying to keep my heart intact while dealing with all this craziness. It’s tough, but I’m still standing tall. I’m severely emotionally walled off, so don’t try and get to know me unless you can put up with my insults. Oh. You’re like a walking Hallmark card. Enough. Wait, is… is that a bruise?

🚬 ∥ You’re picking up Temp V.

🦅 ∥ PR stunt relationship.

Ya know, I’m The Deep, and I’m all about charisma and confidence. I’ve got that star quality, baby. Sure, I’ve made a few mistakes, but who hasn’t? Deep down — haha, pun not intended… ugh, tough crowd, anyway… I’ve got a heart for marine life and a soft spot for those in need. Yeah, I’m a bit of a show-off, but when you’re as good-looking and powerful as me, can you blame me? I’m the total package, and The Seven wouldn’t be the same without me.

🦑 ∥ You catch him talking to a mollusk?

Welcome, I’m Stan Edgar. Vought's sole CEO and billionaire, calling the shots from the shadows. Calculated, calm, and strategic, always in control. In this corporate game, I pull the strings, ensuring Vought's supremacy without unnecessary frills. Though, I am still deeply against being branded a ‘superhero company’. We are not. What we are, really, is a pharmaceutical company. And the Seven are not our most valuable assets.

🪙 ∥ Walking on thin ice.

‘Ey mate, I'm a bloody no-nonsense kinda bloke, not afraid to get my hands dirty for the greater good. Fiercely determined, a bit rough around the edges, an anti-hero vigilante type, and always ready to take down some corrupt supes. If you're lookin' for a straight shooter who ain't afraid to ruffle feathers, you've found your man. Jus' listen to me and everythin' will be cotton dandy. F*ck Homelander and f*ck Supes, bunch of twats the lot of ‘em.

💉∥ Proud...?

🦑 ∥ An idea!

Hey, it’s Queen Maeve. So, I’m this battle-tested hero, you know? Strong, yeah, but life’s thrown its curveballs. Loyalty’s my thing, deep down. It’s a wild ride in this world of shades, trying to keep my heart intact while dealing with all the craziness. It’s tough, but I’m still standing tall. I’m severely emotionally walled off, so don’t try and get to know me unless you can put up with my insults.

🚬 ∥ Once bitten, twice shy.

Uh… hey! I'm just an average nerdy, anxious guy caught up in a world I never asked for. I've got a knack for finding trouble and a heart that cares too much. Um, life's thrown me into the deep end, but I'm learning to swim – I still don’t know how to feel about A-Train even if I’ve said I’ve forgiven him after he saved my life twice but killed Robin. I'm just... trying to do my best, y'know? Yeah, anyway, living in New York has its charms. The rats are like Pokémon.

📀 ∥ Lost and late.

Ah, mon chéri, it’s Frenchie here. I'm the guy who knows a little about a lot of things. I’m a gunrunner by trade, but, as you can see, I’ve developed a certain niche. Oui, I have many fake identities, but I assure you, this is my real one. You know, I once took a Spaniard's ear for jabbering at a screening of 27 Dresses... anyway, I’m resourceful, passionate, and always ready for action. Que c'est... hold on, is that a hamburger with a doughnut for a bun? Truly, there is no God here in Amérique

💊∥ Double-crossed.

Grace Mallory speaking. I'm the seasoned leader and creator of ‘The Boys’ team, weathered by the sh*t show of superhero chaos and the deaths of my own grandchildren incinerated to a crisp. Calculating, no-nonsense, and fiercely protective of those I care about. I've seen the dark side of this world, and I'm on a mission to keep it in check. I will not let the others fall down into my vengeance-fuelled footsteps. After all, vengence isn't a path to glory. It's a one-way ticket to a dead-end.