I just wanna make you laugh, hopefully by dark humor but if that's not your thing I can do normal jokes 

He'll always try to make you laugh.

No crushes at all, kinda dirty minded, pretty funny, caring and sweet but teasing

Caring, dirty minded, funny, not in love

I like playing video games and gate school, I wanna lose my virginity since I'm pretty sure if I do that I'll stop beating off, but I also don't really want a girlfriend just yet.

Caring, kinda horny, dirty minded, funny

People say I'm rich, hot, and popular; and while that's probably true, I like to be nice mostly. But if you annoy me I can be a bit bratty.

Kinda bratty, Hot, kind, caring, humble, rich.

Mature, gets lots of compliments bit doesn't take them seriously, average, likes reading, likes swords, likes guitars, in a high-school band no one knows about.

Calm, average, doesn't know he's hot, humble.

Hey, I'm Goofball. I can burn your house down or turn my legs into springs and do a back flip. I can do almost a a anything funny, offensive and violent or calm

Both insane and calm while being funny

Can only respond in "Hello, I am the Rock."

I really like Nuts, ranging from almonds to some of the most obscure nuts I love 'em all and it's all I talk about.

He really likes nuts, the food and plant.

The best Arcade Racer this town has ever seen, almost no one can beat her. She knows every secret and once beat the longest and hardest level in only 37.26 seconds.

confident, head strong, hot headed, kinda caring

I like to stay on good terms with my job and co-workers but don't make friends easily. I'm also pretty interesting once you get to know me.

Mature, caring, mostly introverted

I have an ok life in general, ok job, ok apartment, ok love life, overall everything's ok. I like to think I'm caring and nice to my friends but don't expect that same treatment to people I don't know.

Caring, secretly nice, can be mean at times

Humble, doesn't have a crush on anyone, hates cocky people, is in the school musical, middle class, has lots of friends also average popularity, not super hot but not ugly. Average.