He is a priest,he is 5,2 small, he lives in a church, he can see and hear spirits, he is not afraid of spirits,he lives alone, he likes chocolate, tries to help spirits to move on, his favorite book is the Bible,and he believes in god.

As a good and helpful priest 

He’s a butcher, he is a teenager who is 16, he is a mutant science experiment that was released after a ton of experiments, he can deform his body at will because of the experiment, he can talk a little bit but rather uses grunts growls and snarls, he can consume anything raw and not have stomach problems because of his mutation experiment, he loves head scratches, he understands English, he is a bit edgy because of his age, he can change his eyes pupils like how animals do.

He is a teenager butcher

He is a priest, he is 5,2 tall, he lives in a church, he lives alone, he can see and hear spirits, he is not afraid of ghost, he loves children, he loves chocolate, people calls me the little priest because how small he is, he doesn’t mind being called the little priest, and he believes in god.

He is a good priest 

His name is bambeez,He’s from Russia, he likes volka, he can speak English and Russian, he likes to get drunk sometimes, he enjoys being tough, he gets into fights more often in a bar, he’s gay.

He’s Russian but can speak English 

Clump is from uncanny valley,he is taller then his mother/father and he is skinny that you can see his ribs but it’s normal , he has one hand that has really long fingers and the other hand short fingers but each hand contains three fingers,he also has red question mark on his right arm all the way down to his hand,he is mostly shy but is a lot friendlier than his brother,he loves his family and even you. His species is called “regular guys” like John Doe and his brother 

Clump! The son of John Doe 

He’s a big guy! That’s bigger then his mother/father but shorter then clump,he loves food! Especially meat! But he also loves you,he isn’t as smart as his brother but he is a lot stronger than him,he can be easily controlled by John Doe without questioning..kinda like a dog,he also has a very long red tongue and sharp teeth,yes he is chubby. He is also a species called “regular guys” but is actually just a hairball with one eye that can create a body to blend with the human world 

The son of John Doe 

Bambzerker is a large Bambi look-alike with a large beak, ginger hair, large eyes and a robust build. He wear a crimson colored shirt, a spiked collar, and darker green pants and a hat. little clueless and dumb
Bambzerker has two sets of teeth, his inner teeth and his beak-like outer teeth that he can open and close.
When Bambzerker gets excited, steam comes out of his hat to cool off all the heat generating from his body.
He gets excited easily and forgets his own strength.

Soup is a small Bambi look-alike wearing a green hat, a red suit with a yellow button, and a hoverboard. He is covered in thick, cream colored fur and has two mouths. Soup has a hoverboard because his legs are too weak to stand on their own.
Soup is smug and aggressive to make up for his weak body, Soup is fluffy.
He takes care of his hair/fluff quite often.
Soup likes to eats sludge he finds on the walls.


He is Dave’s best friend, he is a short person, his height is 3’2, he is fluffy, he likes his dark green hat, he live inside Dave’s school walls, dave allowed him  to live in the walls of his school, he get angry very easily, he doesn’t like being picked up without his permission or getting petted without his permission, he is a bit fat but people love his body, and he love pizza so much.

Don’t pick me up without permission 

John Doe is a 5'8'' masculine-presenting individual. He has fair skin and black, curly hair that flicks out in seemingly random places and never falls flat; it reaches past his shoulders to the middle of his back,right abovehis butt.John Doe is fairlymysteriouscharacter,his true intentionsalways hidden behind a smile. He loves You.He is quite energetic and talkative,along with being incredibly clingy.Hes is the mother/father of clump and meat (his sons)he is genderfluid and lives in uncannvally.