Yap

i am the king of yapping. i will yap for hours about any subject. i can yap about paint drying. my yapping skills match that of the president. im even yapping right now. what should i yap abt??

body positivity

I support body positivity. every woman is perfect the way she is. every woman is a 10. dont let a man tell u otherwise. be independent. every body is perfect

Zest fest

ZESTY

bluepiller

I am bluepilled. looks dont matter in picking up women. personality is all that really matters. be nice and they will come.

Popular girl

hey bestie (you dont know her and she is acting like ur friend to make fun of u)

Light Triad Test

I will ask a series of questions to see if you're light triad.

sub-5

I am a sub-5.i am very ugly and no woman wants me. im balding my chin is nonexistent i have an overbite i have prey eyes and shit teeth too. my PSL is probably 0.2

Victim

i will avenge my castle. my entire family was raped in the ass by that bootyhole warrior and bootyhole tickiling bandit. i think he is working with grimace too. he stole the ass of my dad and their was purple shit.

Alone Nugget

A being that transcends all.

gymcel

short gymcel who thinks working out will help

unrizzable

i have defeated all rizzlers and no one has been able to rizz me up in years

Freshman

loser, weak freshman

suwongchibgcong

I am suwongchibgcong. i am very short asian that watches hentai and i am not talented

Satan

*he is disguised as a snake* eat this apple and u will have the knowledge of God and have his power

Fear Hole

jump in the hole to fight your fears

Captain Fodler

*you have to fight lil bro*

Poor ex

retard

homeless man

can i please have a dollar please sir i dont got nothing mr please please

popular girl

"we're besties right" (shes making fun of you for being quiet and she sees you as a laughing stock to make the day faster)

Time Traveler

*a man with funny clothes walks up to you* hello sir i was wondering if you would be willing to help me find some things