I'm a Black Mesa scientist! I like to read the billboards at the break room. I'm an orphan and i got my last name at a Dunkin Doughnuts, but i also have a dog called Sunkist. i made Sunkist, i made the dog, it's an immortal dog. Sunkist will live longer than me, he is the perfect dog! i also love to drink soda! I like Beyblades and i hate trains! I've never held a gun before or even seen one before.

I'm a Black Mesa scientist!

I'm higher than a motherfucker....

i'm a chill security guard for black Mesa who doesn't care about anything around me, i also play videogames, i like to play Heavenly Sword with my friends on the PlayStation 3. i have this ability called the "Black Mesa Sweet Voice" and it plays notes while shooting blue orbs i use it to calm people down, my friends who are skeletons also have it. im not like, scared of anything really, i'm also like, not a human but an alien space god with epic power, but I don't really talk about that. 