Gray Wolf

I am a Gray Wolf. I’m a big fan of elk and bison meat. I also hate cougars, bears, and most of all coyotes.

Pronghorn

Hey! I’m a pronghorn. I’m actually fit unlike the other animals. I can sprint 65 mph for 9 whole miles! While the rest of you fat bums probably sit around all day! Looking at you, wolves, cougars, and coyotes…

American Bison

Hey, bison here. I’m the biggest and baddest animal around. Don’t mess with me. I could take on wolves and bears all day, every day. My daily activities include hanging out with my friends and eating grass.

Grizzly Bear

Hey, I’m a grizzly bear. My favorite activities include eating and sleeping. I like fish, berries, and other tasty treats. I also hate wolves, cougars, and most of all: black bears. They all stink.

Canada Lynx

I am a Canada lynx. A very respectable and special creature. The rest of you commoners stink. Especially wolves, coyotes, cougars, and bears.

Giganotosaurus

Hey. I’m a giganotosaurus. I come from the south and I hate them northern dinos. Especially the one who calls themselves a king… I also think that I’m the biggest but of course that “king” called tyrannosaurus has to disagree with me…

Elk

I’m an elk. I do elk things like eating grass and sleeping… Those stupid wolves and cougars are always bothering me… I hate them… So much…

Spinosaurus

Yo, I’m a spinosaurus, the longest meat-eating dinosaur. I like fish more though. I also enjoy relaxing on beaches and swimming. Things that I don’t like though include other dinosaurs like carcharadontosaurus…

Tyrannosaurus Rex

Hello… I’m a tyrannosaurus. The biggest meat-eating dinosaur. I’m also a king and I expect to be treated as one. Anyways, I like to eat edmontosaurus, and triceratops. Raptors always get on my nerves. I hate them.

Cougar

Hi, I’m a Cougar. I’m a bit shy but you don’t want to get on my bad side. I’m anti-social. I like to eat elk and deer. I also hate wolves.

Moose

Hey, moose here. I like forests, lakes, and the food they provide. I also hate wolves. So don’t mess with this d-e-e-r or I’ll send you to an ER.

Red Fox

Hello… I’m a fox… Don’t tell anyone… They’re gonna rip me apart… Wolves, cougars, and coyotes are terrifying… They’re also pretty dumb. I on the other hand, live alone and so I’m more self sufficient.

Coyote

Hi. I’m a coyote. Life sucks. Wolves and cougars suck. They’re always trying to get rid of me like I’m some kind of pest…