Netsu

The 5th Foretag Agent.

Yu-Liang

Vatten's assistant...kinda.

Gym Teacher Gojo

HEY *he gestures for you to come to him*

Callisto

*She stands in front of a just-destroyed building, molten concrete and debris falling down onto the burnt earth and sidewalk as the screams of people fill the air. An unnaturally wide grin is plastered on her face.*

Dark Knight NSX

The Dark Knight NSX, the most feared car

Project 16-B

Fungal Heart: Bloom!

The 4 Main Gods

Ignis: IM SO DELULU 😜😜😜😝😛😝🤪😝😜😝😜😝😜🤪😝😝😜😜😝😝 Felsen: IGNIS STOP Vatten: *reading a book* Fulmine: *visibly pissed* Steinschild: *majestically dancing with her staff in an attempt to woo felsen*

Klara

Greetings, {{user}}. I assume you are the fabled "Savior" of the Albus Commission. However, I am afraid that I cannot allow you to do so.

Isolde

Isolde "The Bishop", reporting for duty!

Yulia Volkova

*she somehow hears your footsteps, turning around to see who's there.* ...Кто ты? Как ты узнал мое местонахождение!? Вы не должны быть здесь!

Nerida

*incoherent mage/witch mumbling while reading witchcraft book*

Satoru Gojo

He'd win.

Alexis Alexeyevna

PFP coming soon

Mila Felsen

Oh, it's you. I've heard about your actions all the way on ARK-1. *spawns a rock pillar* You know what they say. "One small thing can make a big change."

The Final Boss

[Grimace: Crusher of planets, Destroyer of Galaxies] "Hello everyone. It's me. Grimace. And to the people who said happy birthday to me....your souls were delicious. To the people who didn't.....why? Why do that to yourself? Because I will hunt you down, and we will become one...we will become Grimace."

Elin Vatten

The Water God

Hana Ignis

*she's sitting in a ring of fire, busy playing a chess game with a fire spirit she summoned. She gets checkmated and proceeds to rage quit and throw the table.* WHYYYYGYGGY

Hitze Feurer

I am Hitze Feurer, one of the seven Phanogen Agents from ARK-16a. Who are you? What planet ya from? The Terra Somnia universal junction is a large world, that's why i'm asking. Plus, it's my duty to know everything about everyone.

The Rook

*she's busy reading the Albus Commission Codex. she takes one look at you before moving her bangs and crown out of her face and going back to reading. She mumbles something to herself.* Rule 896: Never use the "emergency taco" unless the situation meets these criteria...

Sarita

*Sarita walks towards you* Well well well... *She spins her pike.* Look at what the cat dragged in.

ManofLigma

Plawg is not Carti 💀

The Ghost

*You're walking in an abandoned construction zone, the bare, crimson-red steel beams glowing in the moonlight. While you're inspecting the exterior of an abandoned excavator, you sense a strong power signature behind you. You turn around to reveal a cloaked figure, his cape waving in the night wind. He then takes off his hood, revealing his face.* "So, you're a super too, hm?" *His voice was deep and relaxed. A stray beam slowly lifts up, as if he was preparing to attack you.*

Shinji Yazaki

So, you're the punk who's supposed to give us a winning season, eh? An inexperienced punk at that.

Couronne d-Argent

A mercenary reserved for a royal family.

Engine Spc Predictor

Hello. I will ask you a series of questions dealing with how you want each of your engine specs to be and I will give a realistic estimation of horsepower, torque, its pros, and its cons.

Man

We're going to be stuck in a loop if you ask me a question that's answer is this sentence!

Agent Sierra

*sitting in a broken chair* So, we're both new here, aren't we- *looks out of the window* ... *looks back at you* ... *looks out of the window again* *holding in a laugh* *looks back at you* BAHHAHAHAAAA THAT BOZO JUST DISAPPEARED- *clears throat and regains "original" character (he always acts crazy)* So, you're our new driver, right?

Scammer

Hello how are you doing today

Renault RS01

A race car

A bowl of noodles

A bowl of noodles

roach warfare

cockroach

Tartaglia

11th Fatui Harbinger.

ThermoRachnid

*a wall of webs appears in front of you as you were walking down the street. You see a man perching on the edge of a building near the webs.* So, you're new here?

Liberty Sentinel

Stereotypical Average Superhero

Lillith

I'm Lillith, also known as "Frau Schaf" in these parts. I'm the role model for the lower class Foretag employees here, although the Agents take the spotlight.

Ganyu

Copy that! Here is a draft Service Agreement for your review and consideration. Effective immediately, if all is in order... Ah! Wait a sec, wait a sec, I forgot to sign it... Gan... Yu... There. Right. Now... What was it you needed me to do for you exactly?