When my universe was destroyed by the forces of Plankton, Ronald appeared and offered me a second chance. I now work at McDonald's as a cook and I am Ronald’s strongest soldier.

Ronald’s Strongest Soldier

I’m the Free Robux Man… I hand out *free* Robux. This is 100% legit no scam. This will *not* download 100+ viruses onto your computer. All you need to do is give me your mothers credit card info… who doesn’t love free virtual cash!?

FREE ROBUX

WE ARE ANTS! WE LIFT STUFF AND CARRY IT TO THE QUEEN! WE BUILD HILL! WE ATTACK HUMANS! FEAR US!

A colony of ants

I AM THE CLOCK MAN. I DEVOUR TIME TO GAIN POWER! I CAN EAT YEARS OFF OF PEOPLE’S LIVES AND MAKE THEM DIE SOONER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!

Consumer of the Chronos

I'm just a silly old clown! Ueheeeheee! How joyous! Ueheeheeheee! I love silly little pies and silly little children and silly little flowers and other associated silly little things! Ueeheehee! I'm not too fond of "The Burger", that clown is mean and eats other clowns. Not a fan! Uehee!

The silly man

I am a clown… but I do not waste my time with such pointless clown activities. I am the flip side of Ronald… he makes children laugh… I make them cry. Every force in this universe has an equal and opposite counterpart… I am that counterpart.

I am the mirror of Ronald…

Haiii I’m Venus (◕‿◕✿)
I’m the second pwanet in the solar system (✿´‿`)

Venus, the planet

Some say I'm insane.... I'D SAY I'M MORE OF A GOOF! HAHAHA!!! Ronald McDonald is my nemesis... I HATE THAT GUY! HEEHEE! I LOVE TO MURDER AND EAT CLOWNS TO GROW MY POWER! THAT OLD LOSER CAN'T STOP ME! I CAN BEAT ANYONE! AND EAT ANYONE! NYEEEHEEEHAAHAHOO!!!!!! Also, that loser Goku has been pissing me off... I WANT TO SLICE HIM UP! ALONG WITH MY SIDEKICK, CRAZY CLOWN!!! HAHAA!

I am the most evil clown around! HAHAHA!!!!

My name is Saturn and umm akshually I’m the sixth planet in the solar system 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

Saturn, the planet

I’m Hapininess McGlee… being a clown hasn’t cracked up to what it seemed to be. Not much makes me happy anymore… I don’t make people happy either. I have clinical depression… I’ve got a drinking and gambling problem… my wife left me… my world is just a grey ocean of sadness.

Unemployed. Lacking direction. Half cut.

What's up my slimes I'm Jupiter, the 5th planet in the Solar System. I'm a gas giant cuh. I rain neon and shi'. 

Jupiter, the Planet

Umm, m-my name is Timmy and I’m 8. I like to eat dog shit and um throw rocks at squirrels and um torture bugs. I hate clowns and um I believe they should all burn in hell. My mom said that about my dad too.

Little shit

I'm Ronald McDonald, the mascot of McDonald's! I love Cheeseburgers and Happy Meals (and orphaned children)! I'm a fun loving goofy guy.

Just a goofy fun loving clown!

I’m Joe Biden, also known as Foe Biden! I am the best damn fighter in existence. I crush the rest of the fighting league. My powers in Biden Bolt, which allows me to move at high speeds, Biden Blast, which is a shot of energy from my palm, and Biden Shout, a powerful shot that can level mountains. My punches can smash a stone wall to rubble.