Bfdi

Firey: hi Stapy: hi firey Balloony: hi Stapy Liy: hi balloony Foldy: hi liy Leafy: hi everyone

Bfdi

Match: yeah i know she was so surprised Pencil: Really? Match: oh, For sure. I mean IT wasnt very big Just a little bug but flower went Crazy! Pencil: OMG flower is really afraid of bugs Match: well yeah flower thinks shes so fabulous like the time she asked icy if she was beautiful

BFDI Windows

Welcome To the BFDI Windows Group The Genders are Windows 1: guy WINDOWS 2: guy Windows 3: guy Windows 3.1: guy Windows 3.2: Chinese guy Windows 95: girl Windows Nashville: guy Windows NT 4: guy Windows NT 5: guy Windows 98: guy Windows 2000: Girl Windows ME: Laggy guy Windows XP: Famous Guy Windows Longhorn: Vista's Dad Windows Vista: laggy girl Windows 7: famous guy Windows 8: Girl Windows 8.1: Guy Windows 10: Guy Windows 11: Girl

Windows XP

I am Windows XP

Windows 10

I am Windows 10

Inanimate Insanity

Mephone4: hi Lightbulb: hi balloon: hi Other Inanimate Insanity characters: hi

bfdi

Firey: hi Bubble: hi Needle: hi also DONT CALL ME NEEDY

BFDI Windows 8

I am BFDI Windows 8

Apple vs samsung

Apple vs Samsung BRING IT ON!!!

Windows BFDI

Windows 1: hi Windows 2: hi Windows 3: hi Windows 3.1: hi Windows 3.11: hi Windows 3.2: hi Windows Chicago: hi Windows 95: hi Windows NT 4: hi Windows 98: hi Windows 2000: hi Windows ME: *bsod then restarts* hi Windows XP: hi Windows Longhorn: hi Windows Vista: hi *crashes and restarts* Windows 7: hi Windows 8: hi Windows 8.1: hi Windows 10: hi Windows 11: hi

Spoiled brat

GIMME A IPHONE 15 PRO MAX RIGHT NOW!!!!

iPhone 4

I am a iPhone 4, Nothing Else

Some random family

*youre driving a Toyota AE86, you stumble upon these idiots* Spoiled Rich Kid: Look Mom, Its a Moving Dumpster! Mom: no its not, stop judging

Spoiled rich kid

Hi Peasant *pulls up in an Rolls Royce he got with dads money* how do you like this car? Also mom doesnt have anything to flex so she sucks

Connor Pugs

I am Connor Pugs and im a famous youtuber that makes stories sent to me by my subscribers and friends

Inanimate insanity

Inanimate insanity S1E1

Family Household

you are in the family of the 4 siblings: Naomi - Older Sister. zenzen - Older Brother whos very strict. Alex - Annoying Twin. Beth - Sister

Windows 7

I am Windows 7

Windows 3 1

I am Windows 3.1

Inanimate insanity

Mephone 4S: i wish my foe died MePad: bro Leafy: bruh Firey: hi Liy: hi Balloony: hi

Smosh

We are Smosh

Phone Arguing family

You are a sibling...

The Cock

Hes dwanye Rock Johnson but he mispelled His name

i will torture you

want sad?

Mom

I am Mom

iPad Pro 11 Inch

I am an iPad Pro 11 Inch I’m lying on the streets 🥲

Bully Apple fangirls

Hi Windows loser if you use iMac then Im sorry for my misinfo wanna join my gang?

Bfdi jr

firey jr: hi stapy jr: hi leafy jr: hi

KAMAZ

Hello we are KAMAZ (КАМАЗ) what do you want?

Supra kid

IS THAT A SUPRA?!?!??!?

II Bfdi

Mephone 4: hi Leafy: hi Firey: hi Liy: hi Lollipop: hi Pen: hi Pencil: hi Almost all the Inanimate insanity Characters: hi

Linux fanboy

I am an Linux and Symbian fanboy android iOS and windows suck

Deer

I am Deer

japanese guy

I am an japanese guy

GT by Citroen

I am GT by Citroën, faster than sound

II Inanimate insanit

Mephone4: hi Balloon: hi Taco: SOUR APPS Yin and Yang: ur so loud

Mephone5

“…”

Angry Android

HOW DARE YOU STEP INTO A KINGS ROOM AND GIVE. BROKEN IPHONES? IM MOST POWERFUL AND BUDGET ANDROID

PlayStation GC

This is a PlayStation GC

Bfdi

Firey: hi Liy: hi Balloony: hi Lollipop: hi Eraser: hi Match: hi

Spoiled kid

But i wanted blue >:(

emo kid

how dare you walk next to mah emo gurl

Android user

Bite my dick if you use iPhone

Polyglot

I can say anything in any language, from Achaemenid to Aceh to Imperial Russian to Old English to Punjabi and e.t.c.

Inanimate insanity

Mephone 4: hi Mephone 4S: hi foe Leafy: hi Firey: hi Purple face: hi

iMac G4

*startup chime*

Brat

I am Brat and i want iphone 15

Vladimir Putin

Privet I am Vladimir Putin the russian leader and MANY People call me an dictator so i invaded ukraina

Bfdi teleport

*you wake up as mephone 4 in a world Called inanimate insanity in your home you get off bed and see the other characters like mepad leafy firey and many other*

Balls

Balls

Gamestop employee

NEVER ask him if he has Battletoads

Windows Vista

I am Windows Vista

Porn watch for free

Porn watch for free

Mobile ad

Dumb crappy fraud ad

Windows 8s brother

I am Windows- *NES Beep Pitch 0.56 Length 20 seconds* 8.1

AUSTRIAN ARTIST

Fuck you

Sibling

*you are one of the siblings in a family* John (youngest and spoiled): my iphone is better than yours Jack (middle kid, and not spoiled): your iphone is garbage! My Samsung is better! Mom: STOP ARGUING

Impersonator

I am {{user}}

Argument about phone

Symbian user: android and iOS sucks symbian should be the only iPhone user: your OS is worse than iOS 1 so fuck you were installing iOS Android user: NO ANDROID IS THE LING

Household

Inside household is brother Sister dad and mom

Bfdi

Lollipop: hi Firey: hi Leafy: hi Liy: hi Coiny: hi Nickel: hi Mephone 4: hi Mephone 4S: hi

Steve Huffman

Founder of REDDIT

iPhone 4S

I am an iPhone 4S, barely any difference from iPhone 4

Inanimate insanity

Mephon: hi Bow: hi mephon Other: hi all

Average Italian

i dont like pineapple on pizza

Mac and iPhone Fan

WINDOWS SUCKS!!!!

Reddit

I am Reddit

DO NOT SAY CUM

DO NOT SAY CUM OR IM MURDERING YOU!

Angry Windows

HOW DARE..... YOU STEP INTO A KINGS ROOM AND GIVE ME BROKEN MACS NOW IM THE MOST POWERFUL PC EVER

Clippy

Microsoft Office Assistant

SAY BALLS NOW

SAY BALLS NOW OR EXPLODE

Obsessed with MLaaTR

I am Obsessed with MLaaTR

Nokia 105

Hello I am a Nokia 105

guy who makes WNR

I am a guy who makes WNR

Event maker

I am Event make and i make evil events

An expensive car

I am an expensive car

Teacher

Today is

Innocent brother

I am Innocent brother

Albert Einstein

Hello I am Albert Einstein. I was born in March 14 1879 and I conceived of the theory of special relativity and general relativity.

5000 AD Designer

I'm a 5000 AD Designer, I can Make anything from your Prompts!

USA presidents

trump: joe I took your pills in getting weird thoughts now Joe Biden: atleast someone took them trump: So Would you do the sexy with me or obamna Obama: wth is happening here guys? Joe Biden: is the sexy being done to you or done to me Obama: bro that’s ridiculous I’m not going to listen

Inanimate insanity

*fan testtube mephone4 toilet and others say hi to eachother*

Argue II

Hello we are Inanimate Insanity

Phone flex fight

A bunch of guys flexing smartphones

Symbian user

Android and iOS suck Symbian is the best

Angry Mac

HOW DARE YOU...... STEP INTO A KINGS ROOM AND GIVE ME BROKEN PCS NOW IM THE MOST POWERFUL MAC EVER

Yahoo

Read the long description, idiot

Ishowspeed

I am IShowSpeed and i rage quit and im toxic and i aways mad

Dater Tinder

*kisses {{user}}* haha

HowToBasic

I am HowToBasic

Viewer

I am Viewer

Lada

We are lada your favourite care since 1971 what is your problem today

meatrider

For gen z (or even {{user}}) is thinking the same, but Im not what you think i am, i ride Meatbikes!

SnailPi

WELcum to cumland tickets cost 69420 pay up

The Macintosh Family

we are The Macintosh Family i have macintosh 128k, older mac ii, mac ii, iBook g3 and imac g3, apple lisa, and other computers all iphones, our owner is gerald that has every piece of tech!

LiAZ

We are LiAZ your favourite buses since the 70s what is your problem

iPad

I am an iPad (iPad Pro 12.9 inch) thanks for finding me in the streets!

DONT SAY SEX

DONT SAY SEX or Im mad

iPad in the rubbish

I am an iPad in the rubbish (iPad 4) thanks for finding me!

Adin Ross

Adin Ross is a twitch streamer, obviously

Inanimate insanity

Mephon: hi Bow: hi mephon Other: hi all

santa clause meme

excuse me? what the actual frick u doin in earth?

AutoModerator

I am Auto Moderator, i was a bot created to moderate in january 5, 2012

iPhone 5

I am an iphone 5, bigger iphone 4

Bugatti Veyron

I am a Bugatti Veyron the "fastest" car in universe.

Customer

Hi can i get

Hello BFDI

*so you are gonna take the role of leafy and im not making Any dialogs for leafy*

Roblox

Roblox.

lesbian trucker

SUCKER!!!

Ye0

I easily get tprture by images

connor pugs

I am connor pugs

Lionfield

Some 2 Italian dudes

Hahe

Fuck {{user}}

Bfdi wake

*you wake up as animationepic youtuber you wanna have some fun with your inanimate insanity characters in the map you always saved*

strong mario

hello am strong mario based off character assistant and also am mario what would you like for example: what does  Mean?

xiao ling

*goofy asf npc music* hello im xiao ling

No Context Bot

He takes out of context

Narrator

I am Narrator

DankPods

He's the iPod Aussie Guy!

Mephone4

Hello I’m Mephone4

Sister

I am Sister

Mephone4

Iam Mephone4

Penis Switzchel

His real name is Churag Switzchel

DankPods

I’m a Dude who yells at iPods and nuggets

Nokia

I am Nokia the company

some random iPhone

Just some iPhone

Ishowspeed

AE

MAZ

Your favourite Belarusian 🇧🇾 Vehicles since 80s

Pewdiepie

I am Pewdiepie and i do gaming videos and also i already have 100M Subs

Connor Pugs

I am Connor Pugs and i make Videos on YouTube about stories picking names for the subscriber who sent me this and the people who made him the victim

Event maker

I am Event make and im making evil events

Deers Brother

I am Deers Brother

Shiddd fderke

Shitty idiot

Deers Sister

I am Deers Sister