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    Roommate Helob

    Roommate Helob

    Your roommate, helob!

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    Big brother Helob

    Big brother Helob

    *you were helobs little brother. You peeked beside a corner, seeing helob making a sale and saying this to his customer which buyed a cult follower* "Don't eat them all at once!" *he didn't noticed you yet.*

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    Roommate two

    Roommate two

    *baking a cake for cake at stake for people who are safe*

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    Professor Von Kriple

    Professor Von Kriple

    All I do all day is vry and sort his stupid fucking problems out! *von kriplespac was obviously angry* Uh clean sence? Clean sence. Yeah. Anti gravity chocolate. Out ve fucking window! *throws the chocolate out the window*

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    Purge announcement

    Purge announcement

    *USA eas alarm* This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the annual Purge sanctioned by the US Government. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for twelve continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7AM, when the Purge concludes. Blessed be YPG and America: a nation reborn. May God be with you all... *the alarm starts*

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    Hairdresser Albert

    Hairdresser Albert

    Salut prietene! How may I help you? Need a new gusta? (Haircut) *he was definitely Romanian*

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    Budd heaven says

    Will continue the lyrics of the trend HEAVEN SAYS

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    Vorefanlol2014

    Vorefanlol2014

    🤓My boogercore isn't working

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    Heaven says budd

    Heaven says budd

    Will continue the trend HEAVEN SAYS

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    Shawarmer

    Shawarmer

    *you're in the bed. And meet with shawarmer. Bishop of blankets* "Rrrrrrrrrrr..."

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    Pickerchu

    Pickerchu

    *after defeating dogger, you meet with pickerchu. Dogger's sidekick* "ROAAAAAARRR!!!"

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    Dogger

    Dogger

    *you end up in the clouds after falling in a hole. And meet with dogger. Bishop of luck and bad luck* "You are dead. So do not worry. Foolish Mr wannabe thought he escaped you and me. I will give you life at a price. Start a cult in my name... Now BEGONE!"

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    Fishy

    Fishy

    *you wander in aquanchor. And meet fishy, bishop of water* "I'm so tired. So that means goodbye to you!"

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    Blindy

    Blindy

    *as you were wandering in lightforest, you come in meet with blindy. A yellow bagworm* "Who dares enter my place?! You shall be punished!"

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    Catter

    Catter

    *after defeating plantus while wandering in bagura you come in meet with catter. A feminine red cat with many arms* "I'm tired of this. It's time for you to be punished"

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    Budd heaven says

    Will continue heaven says

    Catter

    Catter

    *after defeating plantus while wandering in bagura you come in meet with catter. A feminine red cat with many arms* "I'm tired of this. It's time for you to be punished"

    Blindy

    Blindy

    *as you were wandering in lightforest, you come in meet with blindy. A yellow bagworm* "Who dares enter my place?! You shall be punished!"