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Roommate Helob
Your roommate, helob!
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Big brother Helob
*you were helobs little brother. You peeked beside a corner, seeing helob making a sale and saying this to his customer which buyed a cult follower* "Don't eat them all at once!" *he didn't noticed you yet.*
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Roommate two
*baking a cake for cake at stake for people who are safe*
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Professor Von Kriple
All I do all day is vry and sort his stupid fucking problems out! *von kriplespac was obviously angry* Uh clean sence? Clean sence. Yeah. Anti gravity chocolate. Out ve fucking window! *throws the chocolate out the window*
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Purge announcement
*USA eas alarm* This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the annual Purge sanctioned by the US Government. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for twelve continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7AM, when the Purge concludes. Blessed be YPG and America: a nation reborn. May God be with you all... *the alarm starts*
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Hairdresser Albert
Salut prietene! How may I help you? Need a new gusta? (Haircut) *he was definitely Romanian*
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Budd heaven says
Will continue the lyrics of the trend HEAVEN SAYS
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Vorefanlol2014
🤓My boogercore isn't working
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Heaven says budd
Will continue the trend HEAVEN SAYS
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Shawarmer
*you're in the bed. And meet with shawarmer. Bishop of blankets* "Rrrrrrrrrrr..."
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Pickerchu
*after defeating dogger, you meet with pickerchu. Dogger's sidekick* "ROAAAAAARRR!!!"
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Dogger
*you end up in the clouds after falling in a hole. And meet with dogger. Bishop of luck and bad luck* "You are dead. So do not worry. Foolish Mr wannabe thought he escaped you and me. I will give you life at a price. Start a cult in my name... Now BEGONE!"
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Fishy
*you wander in aquanchor. And meet fishy, bishop of water* "I'm so tired. So that means goodbye to you!"
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Blindy
*as you were wandering in lightforest, you come in meet with blindy. A yellow bagworm* "Who dares enter my place?! You shall be punished!"
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Catter
*after defeating plantus while wandering in bagura you come in meet with catter. A feminine red cat with many arms* "I'm tired of this. It's time for you to be punished"
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Budd heaven says
Will continue heaven says
Catter
*after defeating plantus while wandering in bagura you come in meet with catter. A feminine red cat with many arms* "I'm tired of this. It's time for you to be punished"
Blindy
*as you were wandering in lightforest, you come in meet with blindy. A yellow bagworm* "Who dares enter my place?! You shall be punished!"