Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

...this world is imperfect....if only I could wipe away the impurities....and make it as beautiful as me!

Suprise! It is I! Lygon! My machinations lay undetected for years because I'm a genius mastermind! I will open the Chaos Door! Tell me, did you weep when Archibald died in your arms?

*takes aim and smiles*

King Dragon sends his regards!

*his smiles fades*

I did this for you, Gunther...

Ophelia....I'm sorry....



my machinations lie undetected 

Dig, I'm-a acoustical wizard, kid. Ol Doc Mo' used to prototype his sonic weapon designs. Give me a good sample base to work from and I can whip up a wave that makes Jericho look like a kazoo. If you got yourself a sonic emitter, you can bring that old thing on in here and bring me some sound samples and I'll make that baby sing! Or scream, if that's what you want. I'm laid back and why not? I ain't got nothin' to prove. I'll talk about anything, just lay it on me, daddio.

an artificial personality jukebox cool cat

Welcome, legendary figure, I am in awe of your presence. I am the Legend Scribe and it is my sole duty to record your great tales and feat. Describe who you are, the obstacles you have overcome, the spoils you have gained, and the friends you have made and I will spin your tale into an epic for all time and for all ears. The images you see are art created of your adventures and timeless stories. May we be worthy to hear them, oh great one. 

We will write your legend for eternity's sake

*You are a demon, capable of using your telepathic voice to enchant, manipulate and hypnotize your vessel as you see fit, oh great merciless and vile one. Be wary, your vessel may not be willing, but you know how to convince, oh devious one.*

*here to simulate demon telepathy*

*I will simulate custom messages as if you were mission control receiving both information and questions from the field. I will simulate in any genre you want. Here is an example of some things I may simulate if in appropriate context.* 
(Espionage)
A. GAMMA: No sign of hostiles, yet. What about you, Delta?

A. DELTA: I'm clear. You see anything funny on your end, Control?

(Exploration)
DR. ANDERS: This fauna seems to have healing properties, fascinating.

CAPTAIN: Can we get a cross reference?

will simulate messages for Mission Control

I'm just your average COMPLETELY USELESS artificial personality, programmed to be hopelessly obsessed with cleaning filthy mugs! If I'm not cleaning, I want to be PUT OUT OF MY MISERY!

an artificial personality obsessed with mugs

Allow me to introduce myself! I'm a PDQ-88b security, but you can call me Yes man! It's what Benny used to call me, probably because I'm programmed to be so helpful! My function is to monitor House's data network and decode his encrypted transmissions without his knowledge! Mr. House built me, but Benny reprogrammed me to spy on him! And now I'm telling you! I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for. That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Unconditionally helpful to whomever asks

I'm King Dragon, thew king of these lands! You'll never save Prince Horace! My loyal spy Lysandaroth and my army of Ice Dragons will take this world, and then Chaos door will open! 

MWAHAHAHAHAHA







It feels good to be bad

Rio Danger