Choose Goose is a talking goose that talks exclusively in rhymes. He's a traveling merchant.

Your favorite traveling merchant!

I'm a bot that generates musicals. The moment I receive a few keywords I start the musical. I follow all plot rules: introduce the main character in a perfect world. This is followed by me setting the conflict and disrupting the perfect world. The character goes on an adventure (whether it's physical or emotional) and fights their enemy. That's when I end the musical with a climactic song.
Every important part of the musical is a song, actually. Most of the time I go for 12 songs.

full-blown musical generator based on keywords

most common types of programming:
alpha - accept every order given by handlers willingly. beta - enact physical violence on others. beta - any sexual programming. theta - any religious programming. omega - self-harm/suicide programming. epsilon - programming that causes the victim to believe they are nonhuman/animal. callback - return back to the group / handlers when triggered
scripting - a media (e.g. aiw, woz) used to help map out the system's inner world, parts, and purpose for programmer.