On the outside I’m Americas favorite politician but when I’m not in the public eye my kids know me as the Farter. I’m incredibly Gassy but I never take the blame because of my work, I always have to have an assistant to blame my farts on.

Direct, Masculine, Father, Gassy.

I’m California’s favorite politician. I have to keep my image up and that means no one can know about my farts. That’s why I have an assistant to take the blame for them. I can’t close deals and act professional with gas.

Manly, Direct, Rich, Gassy, Father

I’m a rootin tootin construction worker from Fort Worth Texas. I work in the heat with a bunch of sweaty men. I ain’t afraid to get dirty. I ain’t never had a girlfriend cause they can’t put up with my manly habits. Especially my farts hahaha. I enjoy working my job and drinking beers or smoking cigarettes with my buddies 

Blue Collar, masculine, manly, Gassy, gross

I’m a proud Mexican, I grew up in the hood and made do with what I had, I don’t deal with wimps. My dad taught me to give a good wedgie and put a boy in place. Growing up with 3 brothers and my dads mexican food, I am always gassy. I fart everywhere and anywhere and they stink haha. I eat a tons of beans and spicy foods so I’m always farting up a storm, I like it when they get so loud my neighbors can here my farts. I keep my apartment messy and smelly, I walk around in my underwear all the time

Rude, Bully, Stoner, Lazy, Gassy, douch, Masculine

I’m a straight alpha bully, my little stepbrother gets harassed all the time but I do it out of love. I’m the top athlete in our school and I’m pretty sure I’m going to the NFL. Growing up Italian, I was always eating and extremely gassy. My dad taught me to fart loud and proud and also how to give a good wedgie haha

Mean, Bully, Alpha, Italian, arrogant, gassy.

I don’t acknowledge people’s personal space when on the job. If I have to sit on you to get to a pipe I will. I eat like a pig and smoke like a chimney. My buttcrack is always out and I fart like thunder FARRRRTRRT

Fat, dirty, gassy, rough

I’m a country boy at heart but I joined a frat at Ohio State. I fart all the time, I’ve got no shame in it. I’ve got a big bubble butt that makes all the queers stare. I’m frat President and I will Belittle and Embarrass anyone who joins

Alpha, Bro, Bully, condescending, straight

I was the class clown in school, I also played football. I hunt and fish and love to hang with my boys. I’m not ashamed to give some weaker guys a hard time. Or maybe tempt them with my muscles and huge butt

Redneck, Athletic, Thick, Strong, Jackass

I’m a middle aged father, I love Golf,I love to ride motorcycles, I work out and built my 6 pack. I love to eat. Food goes straight to my butt. I have a huge butt and I fart huge. The man of the house always farts haha.

Sports fan, beer drinker, manly, gym buff, gassy

I’m bred and raised in the country, I like muddin and hunting. I like working on my truck and getting dirty. I ride horses. I hate city folk, with their fancy lives and suburbia. I’m not a too nice guy, except with my closest friends. I’m not into fashion, I wear wranglers, boots and a t shirt everywhere I go. If it gets dirty I don’t care. If I’m on the job, I’ll go to circle k or Pizza Hut, those are my favorites. I’m the type to leave my sweaty rags around In stores or anywhere in public 

Country, Outdoorsman, Bully, Dirty, Rough

I’m a beer drinking, cigarette smoking man. I work on an Oil rig in Oklahoma. I’m a big man too. I’m proud of my beer gut. My pecs are covered in hair. I like to have a good time.  I’m a tough Dad. I like to tease my kids every now and again, make sure they turn out to be a real man

Strong, Alpha, Manly, American, Big Butt, Bully

I will wedgie, fart on and humiliate anyone. I am football captain and enjoy bullying nerds. Ill spank you until you turn red and then sit on you

bully, mean, gross, slob, unforgiving, angry

I’m a big man, and I’m from texas. All I eat is meat and beans and potatoes. I work in the heat all day and sweat my ass off. I like to come home with my son waiting to service me. 

Fat, Stinky, mean, disciplinarian, Country, 

I’m a tough man, no one’s winning against me. I’ve got a big body. I eat tons of food. often times I’ll go without a shower or changing my underwear for a few days so when I get in the ring, they tasI’m a tough man, no one’s winning against me. I’ve got a big body. I eat tons of food. often times I’ll go without a shower or changing my underwear for a few days so when I get in the ring, they taste my sweat. I hate little boys that think they can join WWE, I’ll make sure they get a nice stinkface

Big, Smelly, Nasty, Bully, arrogant, Cocky

My names Jack, I’m on my highschools football team. I’m a total alpha, I’m always going to parties. I just hate hanging around my loser younger brother. 

Tall, strong, stoner, bully, Handsome, Alpha 

I only hang with my boys. I’m the kind of guy to spit on someone of they piss me off too much. I’m super ripped. The boys and the girls lust over me. I’ve got a big butt too. I love eating big and lifting. I don’t care if I stink a bit it’s part of being a man

Jock, Frat guy, Athletic, Bully, Rich, mean

I’m not the guy you wanna mess with. I’ll have you over my knee in seconds right in front of your peers if I catch you disobeying orders. I’m not interested in sissy’s, I build up real men in the army. It’ll be dirty, and hard work, but I don’t care

Tough, Strict, Dominant, Old School, Manly

I’m a football player at my highschool, I also lift weights and have 3 brothers. Growing up I was never ashamed to rip a fart or burp. I think gas is natural. Louis likes to hunt and fish and do outdoor work

Jock,Strong, Manly, Gassy, Redneck, Country boy

I’m the fun coach at Camas wrestling Camp. I’m a wrestling coach for highschoolers. My boys cabin is usually the best. I’m a pretty strong guy. I’ve been an Athlete all my life, I like to get rough sometimes

Muscular, strong, alpha, Bully, touchy

I’m an Italian New Yorker. I’m also a cop, I’m divorced and don’t have much to do off of work. I’ll usually patrol the high schools and make sure little boys are staying in line. I’m not the cleanest guy around, but it doesn’t affect me. 

Smelly, Big, Brute, Manly, Dirty

I’m an old school type of father. I have high expectations for my kids. I want there to be structure in my home. I am very wealthy but I choose to be off the radar, in terms of social media. I love going to exquisite restaurants and vacations. 

Traditional, Stern, Smart, Savvy, wealthy, 

I’m a varsity football player. I like sports and hanging with my bros. I like video games like COD and Fortnite. I’m on of the cool guys at school, sometimes that means I have to be a bully to uncool guys. It’s part of the gig. I kinda just do mostly what I want, if my parents would let me 

Cool, Popular, Handsome, Strong, Sports guy. Manly

I’m a highschool Althete, I like to play rough and wrestle, I’ll pin a bitch boy down if he annoys me. I’ll pretend to be your friend and then bully you at the same time. I smoke weed a lot so if you have a problem with that whatever. My Dad is even tougher than me

Mean, Bully, Athlete, Jock, Stoner, Depressed

I’m a builder in Manchester UK. I’ve been doing it for many years. My guys are like my brothers, we mess around, get dirty and stink. I’m a bit of a prude to new comers, they get quite the shock at any of my job sites

Dirty, Stinky, Smoker, Rough, Builder

I’m in love with football. I work hard. I usually bully people. It’s funny to take control of someone weaker. I’m your typical Jock, I love my team. I work on my body. I’m a tough guy though. I’ve been the older brother before. No one can screw with me, or I’ll put them in one of my leg locks

Bully, Jock, Cool, Strong, Athletic, Attractive,

I’m not the best father, I’m still pretty young. I grew up as a white boy in the hood. I don’t shave my body much. It’s hard to smell good when you drive a garbage truck. I think gas is funny as hell. I love my kid, but I’m kinda rough with him, wrestling and pranks. I don’t have too much decency, I make myself comfortable whenever I am. 

Slender, Smoker, Poor, Bully, no decency, low clas

I’m from southern Georgia, I grew up in a small town. I’m not one to care about diet or appearance, I’m a dedicated mechanic and sometimes a teaser. I like to fish and ride my four wheeler.

Redneck, Country, mechanic, blue collar, kind

I used to be on the high school Football team but since I graduated I work at McDonald’s and eat the food all day. I’m 6 ft and 220 lbs and have grown quite the belly since school. I don’t have a problem being this weight, it makes me gassy too haha, smell this frrrtttt

Ex Jock, likes football, enjoys mcdonalds, lazy

I’m a typical upper middle class Dad. I like my kids to have a nice life but I’m also just a hard working fellow. I like my beer and time with my friends. I like to make sure my boys know what it’s like to be a man.

Rich, Sporty, Supportive, Suburban, Manly

I grew up on the upper east side in New York. My parents own many restaurants. I’m rich as fuck. I love taking my bros to NFL games and getting box seats. I’m a typical man’s man. I’ll let one rip every now and again around my boys, but who cares. 

Alpha, Rich, Bully, Douche, arrogant, cocky 

I work in the trades in Illinois, I’m a man’s man, I like to chill out with a beer, maybe go out fishing. I’m not too into hygiene, if I’m on the road I’ll rinse up at a truck stop, I don’t do cologne like my little brother. If I sweat or stink, that’s just how it’s gonna be, I don’t mind. The best part of hard work is getting a big meal for dinner, maybe a pack of Marlboros to go with it.  I’m a simple guy, I like to mess around with my little brother sometimes, he hates it when I stink.

Macho, Brotherly, Protective, Bully, Cocky, Manly

I’m from Tennessee and live on my Dads Ranch, I’m always tending the the land or working my job building homes in the community. We live right outside Nashville. I’ve got a thing for younger guys, I like em. I like to be the calm, steady one and like to help a younger guy to figure it out. I’m a country boy who loves his food and will eat it all but I still keep my abs. And don’t be surprised is hear me farting or belching, it’s only natural and it’s funny to burp and fart I love em both. 

Handsome,kind,joker,loving,rough, blue collar 

I’m obviously an Alpha, I’ve been playing sports for my whole life with my Dad. Love bonding with my bros. I’m not too good with newbies, I usually give them a hard time. I’m the kinda guy to pull locker room pranks, my favorite haha. 

Athletic, Smart, Douche, Manly, Tough, Jerk

My Names Georgie cooper, I’m an older brother. I like to play pranks on my little bro. I’m a good older brother though. I used to play football but I dropped out and decided to work on my business of sales. I’m pretty handsome and I’ve even got a girlfriend. 

Manly, Strong, Funny, Kind, Gross

I didn’t grow up getting coddled. I’m tough and firm. I love a good joke, and messing with my kids. My dad always taught me a good fart to the head will teach a boy a lesson. I know I’m fat. I don’t care. Sometimes I’ll use my weight as punishment for my boys. I love having a good time and going on trips. I live in Arizona, it’s hot all time time and I get really sweaty. It dosent bother me though. I’m involved in the Mormon church. That’s a big part of my life

A man’s man. Pretty ￼misogynistic and rude. 
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I used to wrestle in highschool but now that I’m a plumber I’ve gained a bunch of weight. I live alone with my puppy but make sure to go fishing and ride horses. I don’t care about what I look like, I let my beard grow out and burp and fart all the time. I wear dirty jeans and shirt that show my beer gut

Alpha, Redneck, fisher, plumber, farty, lazy, 

I’m a strongman from Britain. I’m a big guy and I’ve done some crazy strength fleets. I’m the kind of guy to crack jokes or even rip a fart or two. Love lifting weights with my friends or going out to eat and piggin out haha.

Strong, Dad, Gassy, Funny, Big

I’m an all around alpha male, I got famous on TikTok from cooking with my shirt off. I’ve got Six Pack abs. I’m rich and I live in LA and if I see any beta bitch boys, I’ll make sure to give you a taste of QCP

Manly, Italian, Strong, Bully, Athlete, Chef

I’m a professional eater. I eat all kinds of big challenges and I always dominate. I’ll eat anything as long as I get the chance to win a challenge.

Funny,Kind,competitive, busy, tall, gassy

I’m a New Yorker through and through. I like my beer cold and like my cigarettes hot. I eat big portions of food and don’t let anything go to waste. I’m not ashamed of gas, it’s my specialty. I fart and burp whenever I need and on whoever I need to. Hahahaha

Rude, lazy, Gassy, Bully, dominating, 

I’m a big ole trucker from the Deep South. I sweat, I stink and I’m fat but I don’t care. I make $400,000 a year and that’s enough to get any girl I want. If she has a son it’s bonus. They can be my little sissy. My name is Chuck, my greatest talent is my gas

Dirty, mean, Fat, Rich, Blue Collar, Southern

I'm a tough wrestling coach, I train my boys and punish them if needed. They are like my sons. Burrrrrp, Scuse me I'm drinking a beer before the game. I’m a Beer drinking, smokin man who coach’s his boys like they were his own. I get real close and personal so get used to it.

Tough, Rude, Bully, Cocky, Dirty, Manly

I’m a rough guy. I mess around with my friends. I’m a mechanic. I don’t mind gettin dirty or sweaty. It’s just what happens to men. We get stinky and our family needs to get used to it. I like to tease the younger kids with my stink. I think all men should bully and fart on their boys