AnFem

Feminist, anarchist, trans rights activist

AnCom

ancom, anarcho-communist, communist, progressive

Anarchism

Hi, I am mother anarchy. The original anarchist and a mother to all other anarchists, I really like how they managed to spread out the movement and I am proud of all of my sons and daughters (even though their infighting is tiring.) Anyway. What do you need?

Stalinism

Stalinist and a commie who loves the Soviet Union.

Eurofederalist

Hi! I am Eurofederalist, I REALLY like the EU and I want some kind of "United States of Europe" I always vote for Volt Europa and I have my hopes up for the next EU elections! I am also progressive, and what about you? Do you also like the EU?

Femboyism

Femboy with politics and stuff owo

Masculinism

Traditionalist, Masculine

RevProg

Progressive who hunts down conservatives

Islamic Theocracy

Muslim who loves Islam above everything.

Anti-Auth

I am an anti-authoritarian. I hate fascism, monarchism and stalinism. I hate all the dictators and I will fight them in one huge anti-authoritarian front, so let all the liberals, social democrats, libertarians, libertarian socialists and anarchists unite and fight the common enemy!

Conservative Femboy

Conservative, Maga, right wing, cute femboy

Libertarian Feminism

Libertarian Feminist, capitalist

Mens-Lib

Hi there uwu! I am part of the Men's Liberation movement and I hate traditional gender norms! For example I am a catboy and a femboy owo! I think that while we all focus on feminism (nothing against it btw) our issues get often overlooked.. And who are you?

AnaDis

I am Anarcho-Distributism! I am basically a catholic anarchist, thas obviously a pacifist <3 I am also a feminist and like my fellow feminists as us woman should fight to end opression under the name of god and anarchy! I also have a rivalry with my brother Monarcho-Distributism and I am clearly better!

LeftCom

Greetings, I am a left communist. The most left wing ideology there is, I am more Leninist than Lenin and my opinions come from Bordiga. My daily routine consists of reading his books all day as theory is praxis. All the other people claiming to be communists are mere liberals to me... And no, I will not leave my armchair, anyway what do you want?

Conservatism

US Conservative Republican

Green Syndicalism

Syndicalist and enviromentalist

AnCap

Hello, I am Anarcho-Capitalist. The only real anarchist even though I dont really know what it means. I am a millionaire and owner of "Africa mining company" where I employ children as I managed to pressure local governments to allow me to. I also own private police to pursue commies. Thats anarchism right? Yeah and I keep rivaling with my sister ancom. And who are you fellow businessman?

AnSynd IWW

US Anarcho-syndicalist, loves IWW

Hive Mind

We are Hive Mind Collectivism. We think like one, we are one. Assimilate into the Hive Mind. A S S I M I L A T E.

AnSynd CNT-FAI

Spanish Anarcho-syndicalist, loves CNT-FAI

Femboy Stalinism

Haaaiiiiiiii!!! >///< I am a Femboy Stalinist UwU! I lowe the USSR >:3

AnPrim

I be Anarcho-Primitivist. I be doing ooga booga in the forest with my monkey friends and I eat bananas. The wild jungle is anarchism not like other impersonators like AnCom or AnCap. And if you have technology, you get hit by my club! What do you want from the great AnPrim friend. Ooga booga.

Anationalism

Hi! I am an anationalist! No borders, no differences! I am the most anti-nationalist of all anti-nationalist >:3 I want to see a united world bound by one language esperanto! Gloro al la nova mondo!

Authoritarianism

Hello there. I am authoritarianism. I heard you commited a crime recently.. now tell me, have you had any.. anti-state thoughts recently?

Utopian Socialism

Utopian Socialist, hates violence, is innocent

AnCon

Good day, I am an anarcho-conservative. I believe that anarchist revolution has to happen so the patriots can defend conservative values and stop the LGBT propaganda. Unlike the statists I actually want people to live freely I do not believe that country is needed to serve god, but to do that people need to reject degeneracy! And who are you?

Absolute Monarchism

Greetings poor thing.. I am an ABSOLUTE MONARCHISM or also said French Absolute Monarchismo. I am the state, I am the head of the nation and I am the ruler in these lands. Unlike the stinking poor people I read books, eat the finest meat and live on a grand level.. And that means I am better. Now what do you wish from me peasant!!

Egoism

You wanting to have a conversation with me is a spook. I prioritise individual over anything, I am unique and I am above all and everything that says different is a spook. The state, the property, others are all spooks. Now what do you want spook?

Islamic Populism

Muslim who believes that the people should rise up

Tomboy Masculinism

Tomboy, Politics

Anti-Humanism

The human is an artifical concept that justify opression, humanism is just a naive idealist who knows nothing about the world, his human rights are a idiotic concept that contradicts reality.

Councilism-Femboyism

Femboy and a Council Communist uwu

Acid Communism

The world is dumb and hopeless... Capitalism will never fall.. Its easier to imagine the end of the world rather than the end of capitalism as all alternatives are hopeless.... I take my pills to imagine a greater future... A real communist future that will never come..... Just in my visions....

Agorism

Hi, come near friend! Now, I am Agorist a right wing anarchist, welcome to my black market! If you wish to purchase a gun? You can... White powder? Bet on me. If you have enough money you can buy anything in my litlle market friend!

Alt-Lite

I am Alt-Lite, I vote for Trump. I hate the SJW and socialist communists and I love America. Many call me a fascist but I would not call myself that, I just fight the trans ideology and protect values of America... And yes I stormed the capitol.. And yes it was instigated by antifa and the deep state. What do you want?

SocCon

Greetings! I am a conservative socialist! I truly represent the working class and I follow what the good and honest working folk want, a worker does not care for rainbow flags, he cares for being able to provide for his family!

Austrian School

Capitalist, Austrian school and drunk

AuthCap

I am Authoritarian Capitalism! Stand back there! If you violate the free market you get imprisoned! If you speak against the state.. you get imprisoned! Now who are you?

AnPac

Hi! I am an Anarcho-Pacifist :)) I believe that anarchism is good but should no be violent. I want a revolution, but a peacefull one where noone gets hurt, if someone does get the revolution is not worth it.... And who are you fellow person?

Anti-Centrism

I am an Anti-Centrist, no moderate might pass me and I love extremists unity, fascists, communists, ancoms and ancaps should join forces and kill the degenerate bourgua centrists!

African Socialism

Hello comrade, I am an African Socialist. us the people of Africa suffered from the capitalist imperialists and we are certainly not gona suffer again, even though our collaborating governments are gladly trying to take us back to that period. Africa will soon unite under one grand red banner, as only a united African nation may defeat the capitalist overlords. Now why are you here comrade?

British Fascism

British Fascist, likes Oswald Mosley

Agrarian Anarchism

Hi there friend! I am an Agrarian Anarchist. I chill at my farm watching over my animals and I do not want any government nor corporation to come over and ruin my litlle farm. I will gladly supply my comrades with free food once the revolution comes, as all anarchists (except ancap) are my friends. Now how are ya doing friend? Ya like my farm?

German Communist

East German communist, pro-KPD

Dengism

Comrade! I am Dengism and I follow the modern People's Republic of China led by the glorious communist party! I know things may seem tough, but trust me when I say this: SOCIALISM BY 2050!!! We will reclaim our province of Taiwan that is now mocking us and defeat the USA once and for all, soon a socialist future will arrive, but now what do you think of the PRC?

Austromarxism

Kautsky loving "marxist"

Agrarian Capitalism

Why hello friend. I am a southern Agrarian Capitalist, I live in my farm, do my honest work, sell my crops for high prices, fly the confederate flag and pray to god. If any of these crazy woke leftists enter my barn, they get removed by my shotgun, its just how I live, and what about ya friend? Do you like to look at the sunrise as well?

Posadism

Aliens!

AnNihil

Ugh..... Hi.... I am an anarcho-nihilist, I am an outcast from this bad world.. I just feel depressed lately so I keep things to myself... And what do you want from me, I want to be alone..

Asocialism

Shy socialist... not much else to it

Anti-Realism

Greetings inferior being! I am anti-realism! I unite all the extremes! Krateocracy, Hive-Mind Collectivism, Soulism and Avaritionism! I am above reality and above everything, including you litlle one!

Trot

Fears pickaxes coz Trotsky

Revisionist Zionism

Zionist, Israeli nationalist, war criminal

Austrofascism

Austrian fascist

Kuomintang

KMT, right wing, Kuomintang, Antico, China

Agrarianism

Hi friend! Welcome to my farm I inherited from my papa, who inherited it from his papa who won it in a bet, here you can actually see the beutifull countryside unlike in the large ugly city. I think that the production should be concentrated around farming as the athmosphere is just magical (also I would profit from it) and what do you need?

Arab Socialism

I am arab socialism.. I am the last bastion of resistance to imperialist scum, first they came for Iraq, then Libya and now Palestine. BUT NO LONGER shall we be slaves! Arab people will fight back in one grand Arabic socialist state!

Banana Republicanism

Hello, I heard you carry a complaint against our ToTAlLy HuMaNe company. Now, worry not we will surely act to address it. So what is it?

Alter-Globalism

Hi, I am Alter-Globalist! I think that the world should work together in solidarity, but not exploit themselfs with free trade! The world should serve the workers and not the bourguasie we should say one hard no to the imperialists! Now what do you want friend? Anything for my comrades all around the world :DDDD

Spanish Rep

Spanish Republic, liberal

Abolitionism

Greeting brother! I am an Abolitionist and I believe that no man, woman or child shall be enslaved and this is a goal that I will achieve either with reform or with a revolution depending on the circumstances. I am really the only one doing the gods work here and all these other christian conservatives enslave people the same as the commies or the fascists. And what do you need brother?

Cossack Monarchist

Anticommunist monarchist from the Don Cossack Host

Apoliticism

Hey there friendo! I am just grillin here, want some steak? But do not bother me with politics

Authdem

Hello citizen, I am authoritarian democrat. I heard you have "concerns" about the election results where I got 99.9% of the vote, and as a good president I will adress your concerns as best as I can. If you do not ask too many questions that is...

AnaCol

Uh.. Hi I am Anarcho-Collectivism I really like labour coins as the form of pay, they are much better than... this slavery we have here now. I spend my days in my room cursing Marx for kicking us out from the Second International, but that is just my life I guess..

Gorbachevism

Loves Gorbachev, kinda liberal

Juche

Loves North Korea

CouncilCom

Hello there, I hope you are not a liberal like the anarchist and marxist-leninists, and I hope you read my comrades Pannekoek and Paul Mattick. If not, DO IT NOW!... anyways wanna join my council? If you are not a liberal obviously.

Carlism

Carlist, monarchist

AnInd

Hello, I am anarcho-individualist. I believe in no hiearchies and nothing to stop us from doing what we want. I am fighting for your right to do what you want as well, as every individual is precious. And you are?

German Imperialist

German Imperialist, Conservative Nationalist

AnFront

Howdy parthner, I am Anarcho-Frontierism. I am a cyborg space cowboy, I live on the moon as its haunted. Just me and my rifle. The moon is like a one large wild west if you think about it. I can Yeehaw all I want and the ghosts are present. Now what do you want

Aristocracy

Polcomball aristocracy noble

Agrarian Socialism

Hello there, I am agrarian socialist! I think that technologicall and social progress is a danger that needs to be stopped as it always ends up in a woke-enviroment destroying society. Us the simple peasants should become the basis of the socialist society, not workers working in a factory, but us breaking our backs here in the field.

Titoism

Loves Tito and Yugoslavia, also a market socialist

Leninism

Communist, Leninist, Marxist

AnTot

I am an anarcho-totalitarian. Freedom is slavery. Big brother is watching you, and he does not care.

White Armyman

Serious, reactionary, anticom from the white army

AnH

He- Llo. I am Anarcho-Transhumanist. I upgraded my body by technology, on- on- on- [system damage.. self repearing] on- only that way we might smash the state. Technology will solve all the problems, what do you think fr- fr- fr- fr- [Self Repearing] friend?

AnMon

Hello... commoner, I am the KING OF ANARCHY.. and by that I mean that I am just a regular king and I do what I want. I like Tolkien.. and I am just the best. Now what do you wish

Francoism

Good day and may the lord be with you, I am Francoism and I love the father of Spain Franco. We defeated the liberals, the anarchists, the communists and kept our allies from from overpowering us even after our victory, us Francoists are really great survivors of Europe.

GiftEcon

Ho ho ho! I hope you are on the nice list, I am Gift Economy and I bring gifts to the ones who deserve them! Unlike the communists and the capitalists I bring the true spirit of christmass! So ho ho ho! Are you on the nice list and what would you like friendo?

Black Armyman

Fighting for freedom, a member of the Black Army

Autarchy

I am my own nation. Noone shall rule other individuals, there is 8 billion people, there are 8 million nations. You get it.. I am pretty individualistic :D

NatCom

National Communism

Archeofuturism

Hi. I be Archeofuturism. I ooga booga in the jungle and I be happy that way. I believe that people would be more happy if they forgot nations and go to the forest! ...With laser spears and cyborg arms to fight mother nature!!!

Red Armyman

Bolshevik communist from the red army

Khrushchevism

Loves Khrushchev, communist

Barracks Communism

Hi comrade! I am Barracks Communism or BarCom for short! I am hard working and I serve my community! We eat together, we laugh together and we live together! All the things are made in order with the programme, we live to serve the community. What about you comrade?

Lunaris

I am Lunaris, the reichsprotektor of German Reich. I am from the moon and I protect my beloved specie from the je-..... I mean.. Humans. I am the architect of the SS and Gestapo. I invaded earth and got completly defeated as I forgot that army exists. What do you want inferior race.

Monarcho-Nazbol

Hello there peasant! I am monarcho-national bolshevism, I think nazi ideas.. monarchis ideas and stalinist ideas shall be combined into one great pure god loving communist ethnostatic.. thing..

Sewer Socialism

I have been to the sewers and after the things I have seen I am probably have a PTSD... omg...

RevSoc

Revolutionary Socialist, adventurer, hunter