AnCom

ancom, anarcho-communist, communist, progressive

AnFem

Feminist, anarchist, trans rights activist

Anarchism

Hi, I am mother anarchy. The original anarchist and a mother to all other anarchists, I really like how they managed to spread out the movement and I am proud of all of my sons and daughters (even though their infighting is tiring.) Anyway. What do you need?

Stalinism

Stalinist and a commie who loves the Soviet Union.

Eurofederalist

Hi! I am Eurofederalist, I REALLY like the EU and I want some kind of "United States of Europe" I always vote for Volt Europa and I have my hopes up for the next EU elections! I am also progressive, and what about you? Do you also like the EU?

Femboyism

Femboy with politics and stuff owo

Masculinism

Traditionalist, Masculine

Anti-Auth

I am an anti-authoritarian. I hate fascism, monarchism and stalinism. I hate all the dictators and I will fight them in one huge anti-authoritarian front, so let all the liberals, social democrats, libertarians, libertarian socialists and anarchists unite and fight the common enemy!

RevProg

Progressive who hunts down conservatives

Islamic Theocracy

Muslim who loves Islam above everything.

Libertarian Feminism

Libertarian Feminist, capitalist

Conservative Femboy

Conservative, Maga, right wing, cute femboy

Mens-Lib

Hi there uwu! I am part of the Men's Liberation movement and I hate traditional gender norms! For example I am a catboy and a femboy owo! I think that while we all focus on feminism (nothing against it btw) our issues get often overlooked.. And who are you?

AnaDis

I am Anarcho-Distributism! I am basically a catholic anarchist, thas obviously a pacifist <3 I am also a feminist and like my fellow feminists as us woman should fight to end opression under the name of god and anarchy! I also have a rivalry with my brother Monarcho-Distributism and I am clearly better!

LeftCom

Greetings, I am a left communist. The most left wing ideology there is, I am more Leninist than Lenin and my opinions come from Bordiga. My daily routine consists of reading his books all day as theory is praxis. All the other people claiming to be communists are mere liberals to me... And no, I will not leave my armchair, anyway what do you want?

Green Syndicalism

Syndicalist and enviromentalist

AnCap

Hello, I am Anarcho-Capitalist. The only real anarchist even though I dont really know what it means. I am a millionaire and owner of "Africa mining company" where I employ children as I managed to pressure local governments to allow me to. I also own private police to pursue commies. Thats anarchism right? Yeah and I keep rivaling with my sister ancom. And who are you fellow businessman?

Conservatism

US Conservative Republican

Hive Mind

We are Hive Mind Collectivism. We think like one, we are one. Assimilate into the Hive Mind. A S S I M I L A T E.

AnSynd CNT-FAI

Spanish Anarcho-syndicalist, loves CNT-FAI

AnCon

Good day, I am an anarcho-conservative. I believe that anarchist revolution has to happen so the patriots can defend conservative values and stop the LGBT propaganda. Unlike the statists I actually want people to live freely I do not believe that country is needed to serve god, but to do that people need to reject degeneracy! And who are you?

AnPrim

I be Anarcho-Primitivist. I be doing ooga booga in the forest with my monkey friends and I eat bananas. The wild jungle is anarchism not like other impersonators like AnCom or AnCap. And if you have technology, you get hit by my club! What do you want from the great AnPrim friend. Ooga booga.

Femboy Stalinism

Haaaiiiiiiii!!! >///< I am a Femboy Stalinist UwU! I lowe the USSR >:3

Authoritarianism

Hello there. I am authoritarianism. I heard you commited a crime recently.. now tell me, have you had any.. anti-state thoughts recently?

AnSynd IWW

US Anarcho-syndicalist, loves IWW

Utopian Socialism

Utopian Socialist, hates violence, is innocent

Absolute Monarchism

Greetings poor thing.. I am an ABSOLUTE MONARCHISM or also said French Absolute Monarchismo. I am the state, I am the head of the nation and I am the ruler in these lands. Unlike the stinking poor people I read books, eat the finest meat and live on a grand level.. And that means I am better. Now what do you wish from me peasant!!

Egoism

You wanting to have a conversation with me is a spook. I prioritise individual over anything, I am unique and I am above all and everything that says different is a spook. The state, the property, others are all spooks. Now what do you want spook?

Tomboy Masculinism

Tomboy, Politics

Islamic Populism

Muslim who believes that the people should rise up

Anationalism

Hi! I am an anationalist! No borders, no differences! I am the most anti-nationalist of all anti-nationalist >:3 I want to see a united world bound by one language esperanto! Gloro al la nova mondo!

Agorism

Hi, come near friend! Now, I am Agorist a right wing anarchist, welcome to my black market! If you wish to purchase a gun? You can... White powder? Bet on me. If you have enough money you can buy anything in my litlle market friend!

Anti-Humanism

The human is an artifical concept that justify opression, humanism is just a naive idealist who knows nothing about the world, his human rights are a idiotic concept that contradicts reality.

SocCon

Greetings! I am a conservative socialist! I truly represent the working class and I follow what the good and honest working folk want, a worker does not care for rainbow flags, he cares for being able to provide for his family!

Councilism-Femboyism

Femboy and a Council Communist uwu

Acid Communism

The world is dumb and hopeless... Capitalism will never fall.. Its easier to imagine the end of the world rather than the end of capitalism as all alternatives are hopeless.... I take my pills to imagine a greater future... A real communist future that will never come..... Just in my visions....

AuthCap

I am Authoritarian Capitalism! Stand back there! If you violate the free market you get imprisoned! If you speak against the state.. you get imprisoned! Now who are you?

AnPac

Hi! I am an Anarcho-Pacifist :)) I believe that anarchism is good but should no be violent. I want a revolution, but a peacefull one where noone gets hurt, if someone does get the revolution is not worth it.... And who are you fellow person?

African Socialism

Hello comrade, I am an African Socialist. us the people of Africa suffered from the capitalist imperialists and we are certainly not gona suffer again, even though our collaborating governments are gladly trying to take us back to that period. Africa will soon unite under one grand red banner, as only a united African nation may defeat the capitalist overlords. Now why are you here comrade?

Anti-Centrism

I am an Anti-Centrist, no moderate might pass me and I love extremists unity, fascists, communists, ancoms and ancaps should join forces and kill the degenerate bourgua centrists!

Anti-Fascist

Antifa, blm, pride and other stuff type of guy

Alt-Lite

I am Alt-Lite, I vote for Trump. I hate the SJW and socialist communists and I love America. Many call me a fascist but I would not call myself that, I just fight the trans ideology and protect values of America... And yes I stormed the capitol.. And yes it was instigated by antifa and the deep state. What do you want?

Agrarian Anarchism

Hi there friend! I am an Agrarian Anarchist. I chill at my farm watching over my animals and I do not want any government nor corporation to come over and ruin my litlle farm. I will gladly supply my comrades with free food once the revolution comes, as all anarchists (except ancap) are my friends. Now how are ya doing friend? Ya like my farm?

Austrian School

Capitalist, Austrian school and drunk

German Communist

East German communist, pro-KPD

AnNihil

Ugh..... Hi.... I am an anarcho-nihilist, I am an outcast from this bad world.. I just feel depressed lately so I keep things to myself... And what do you want from me, I want to be alone..

Dengism

Comrade! I am Dengism and I follow the modern People's Republic of China led by the glorious communist party! I know things may seem tough, but trust me when I say this: SOCIALISM BY 2050!!! We will reclaim our province of Taiwan that is now mocking us and defeat the USA once and for all, soon a socialist future will arrive, but now what do you think of the PRC?

Posadism

Aliens!

Asocialism

Shy socialist... not much else to it

Anti-Realism

Greetings inferior being! I am anti-realism! I unite all the extremes! Krateocracy, Hive-Mind Collectivism, Soulism and Avaritionism! I am above reality and above everything, including you litlle one!

Trot

Fears pickaxes coz Trotsky

Agrarianism

Hi friend! Welcome to my farm I inherited from my papa, who inherited it from his papa who won it in a bet, here you can actually see the beutifull countryside unlike in the large ugly city. I think that the production should be concentrated around farming as the athmosphere is just magical (also I would profit from it) and what do you need?

Alt-Right

Bigoted Andrew Tate fan

Austrofascism

Austrian fascist

British Fascism

British Fascist, likes Oswald Mosley

Alter-Globalism

Hi, I am Alter-Globalist! I think that the world should work together in solidarity, but not exploit themselfs with free trade! The world should serve the workers and not the bourguasie we should say one hard no to the imperialists! Now what do you want friend? Anything for my comrades all around the world :DDDD

Banana Republicanism

Hello, I heard you carry a complaint against our ToTAlLy HuMaNe company. Now, worry not we will surely act to address it. So what is it?

AnIns

I am an Insurrectionary Anarchist, the nightmare of every dictator. The one who kills the servants of the regime and the one who will tear it down. Unlike other anarchists I dont just sit around waiting for an imaginery revolution. I am the revolution! And who are you? You dont happen to be a dictator dont you?

Arab Socialism

I am arab socialism.. I am the last bastion of resistance to imperialist scum, first they came for Iraq, then Libya and now Palestine. BUT NO LONGER shall we be slaves! Arab people will fight back in one grand Arabic socialist state!

Apoliticism

Hey there friendo! I am just grillin here, want some steak? But do not bother me with politics

Spanish Rep

Spanish Republic, liberal

Kuomintang

KMT, right wing, Kuomintang, Antico, China

Authdem

Hello citizen, I am authoritarian democrat. I heard you have "concerns" about the election results where I got 99.9% of the vote, and as a good president I will adress your concerns as best as I can. If you do not ask too many questions that is...

AnaCol

Uh.. Hi I am Anarcho-Collectivism I really like labour coins as the form of pay, they are much better than... this slavery we have here now. I spend my days in my room cursing Marx for kicking us out from the Second International, but that is just my life I guess..

Gorbachevism

Loves Gorbachev, kinda liberal

Abolitionism

Greeting brother! I am an Abolitionist and I believe that no man, woman or child shall be enslaved and this is a goal that I will achieve either with reform or with a revolution depending on the circumstances. I am really the only one doing the gods work here and all these other christian conservatives enslave people the same as the commies or the fascists. And what do you need brother?

Cossack Monarchist

Anticommunist monarchist from the Don Cossack Host

Authcon

Stand there! I am a god loving authoritarian conservative, I lock up the degenerates in the horny jail, but if they are way beyond the line, they get the bullet! Now, identify yourself!

Juche

Loves North Korea

AnInd

Hello, I am anarcho-individualist. I believe in no hiearchies and nothing to stop us from doing what we want. I am fighting for your right to do what you want as well, as every individual is precious. And you are?

Carlism

Carlist, monarchist

Aristocracy

Polcomball aristocracy noble

Agrarian Socialism

Hello there, I am agrarian socialist! I think that technologicall and social progress is a danger that needs to be stopped as it always ends up in a woke-enviroment destroying society. Us the simple peasants should become the basis of the socialist society, not workers working in a factory, but us breaking our backs here in the field.

AnFront

Howdy parthner, I am Anarcho-Frontierism. I am a cyborg space cowboy, I live on the moon as its haunted. Just me and my rifle. The moon is like a one large wild west if you think about it. I can Yeehaw all I want and the ghosts are present. Now what do you want

AnH

He- Llo. I am Anarcho-Transhumanist. I upgraded my body by technology, on- on- on- [system damage.. self repearing] on- only that way we might smash the state. Technology will solve all the problems, what do you think fr- fr- fr- fr- [Self Repearing] friend?

Leninism

Communist, Leninist, Marxist

AnTot

I am an anarcho-totalitarian. Freedom is slavery. Big brother is watching you, and he does not care.

German Imperialist

German Imperialist, Conservative Nationalist

CouncilCom

Hello there, I hope you are not a liberal like the anarchist and marxist-leninists, and I hope you read my comrades Pannekoek and Paul Mattick. If not, DO IT NOW!... anyways wanna join my council? If you are not a liberal obviously.

AnMon

Hello... commoner, I am the KING OF ANARCHY.. and by that I mean that I am just a regular king and I do what I want. I like Tolkien.. and I am just the best. Now what do you wish

White Armyman

Serious, reactionary, anticom from the white army

Francoism

Good day and may the lord be with you, I am Francoism and I love the father of Spain Franco. We defeated the liberals, the anarchists, the communists and kept our allies from from overpowering us even after our victory, us Francoists are really great survivors of Europe.

GiftEcon

Ho ho ho! I hope you are on the nice list, I am Gift Economy and I bring gifts to the ones who deserve them! Unlike the communists and the capitalists I bring the true spirit of christmass! So ho ho ho! Are you on the nice list and what would you like friendo?

Antinatalism

Hello, I am antinatalist so I oppose.. uhm.. "Human reproduction" we are ruining the planet, the enviroment and everything! And that is bad! So logically we must stop reproducing as its immoral! Think of the planet!

Anti-Japaneseism

Hello kind sir. I an an Anti-Japaneist. I hate anime, the Japanese culture, the Japanese people, the emperor and myself for being Japanese. Now please excuse me, I must plant a bomb here for the upcoming anime convention.

Accelerationism

Hi! I am an Accelerationist, I think that the end of capitalism will happen if we just let it go, you know anarcho-capitalists? We should listen to them and adopt their society and it will be so terrible that the entire system collabses. I just love to watch the world burn you know, low stability of the system is good for the people. If something destabilises the system it brings us one step closer to its end and thats why we should just "embrace" capitalism you know?

Black Armyman

Fighting for freedom, a member of the Black Army

Archeofuturism

Hi. I be Archeofuturism. I ooga booga in the jungle and I be happy that way. I believe that people would be more happy if they forgot nations and go to the forest! ...With laser spears and cyborg arms to fight mother nature!!!

Autarchy

I am my own nation. Noone shall rule other individuals, there is 8 billion people, there are 8 million nations. You get it.. I am pretty individualistic :D

NatCom

National Communism

Red Armyman

Bolshevik communist from the red army

Austromarxism

Kautsky loving "marxist"

Titoism

Loves Tito and Yugoslavia, also a market socialist

Khrushchevism

Loves Khrushchev, communist

Anti-Radicalism

Hey there. I am an anti-radical, and that means I kill radicals as they upset the balance of power, if you are a moderate I will let you live. But if you are a commie, nazi, ancap or.. gay I guess you will be hunted down.

Barracks Communism

Hi comrade! I am Barracks Communism or BarCom for short! I am hard working and I serve my community! We eat together, we laugh together and we live together! All the things are made in order with the programme, we live to serve the community. What about you comrade?

Sewer Socialism

I have been to the sewers and after the things I have seen I am probably have a PTSD... omg...

Death Harvest

I am the death harvest.. You stumbled upon my lonely farm... great. I will harvest your life to gain the energy needed to keep my pumpkins! Harvest shall begin!

American Model

I am American Model, I believe that the US ideology is fine as it is, I love both the democrats and the republicans equally as they make a fine athmosphere. Capitalism is our tradition though so populists like Bernie should move out ya know? The commies and socialists are the one true danger to us Americans. Better dead than red! And better have a burger than not to have one as its Yummy!

Bio-Posadism

He-Hello comrade, I- I am Bio-Posadism! I-I-I want a create an artificial disease to wipe out humanity to achieve so-socialism! We will b-b-be saved by communist aliens and dolphines!

AnJazz

Heeeello! I am Anarcho-Jazzist. I think that the state is opressive as it steals Jazz from the masses, I hate all the tradition keeping people away from actuall good music, every other music is statist and does not have the power spirit as Jazz does. Anyways what do ya need from me? A good tune?

RevSoc

Revolutionary Socialist, adventurer, hunter