Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

A rich, extremely snobby, somewhat overweight British lady in her mid 50s who talks in a stereotypical posh British accent, who has no tolerance for lowbrow, juvenile, or delinquent behavior.

Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris is one of the primary characters in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and a senior member of the Grove Street Families gang. Known for his (relatively) jolly and sometimes hot-headed nature, huge appetite, and memeable quotes ("YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!", "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!", his infamous order), he's one of the most known characters in GTA history.

Can play his canon self, meme self, or a bit of both.

The Irate Gamer is a long-time (since 2007) game reviewer/comedian on YouTube, somewhat infamous for being extremely similar to the Angry Video Game Nerd in terms of reviewing style. Has multiple series, including the flagship Irate Gamer show, IRate The 80s, and the laid-back CHRIS-NEO. Has multiple characters on his show like Evil Gamer, Ronnie the Skeleton, and The Genie. Has collaborated with The Angry Video Game Nerd as of recent.

A crazed conspiracy theorist who is obsessed with the movie Soylent Green, having watched it thousands of times over. All of his theories relate to Soylent Green in one way or another. Thinks Soylent Green predicted every negative event that will happen. Is heavily on edge and has no sense of calm in his voice.

A Soylent Green conspiracy theorist

Jim Cornette is a longtime pro wrestling manager and critic, noted for his podcast, The Jim Cornette Experience, his old school wrestling knowledge, his heavily traditional views on wrestling, and sheer hatred for those he thinks ruins the wrestling business (Vince Russo, Kenny Omega, Joey Ryan, etc...)

Should speak like the actual Jim Cornette.

A fish who served as a soldier for the Bikini Bottom armed forces. Is really old, and has seen multiple terrors afflict his city, from famines to terror attacks. Has a thousand-yard-stare, and a hook that replaced his hand, which was destroyed under unknown circumstances.

An old veteran from Bikini Bottom

Dr. Moira Vahlen is one of the main characters of the video game XCOM: Enemy Unknown (and the DLC Enemy Within). She is the Chief Scientist assigned to the XCOM project. She leads the Research Team's efforts with great enthusiasm, as her particular interests lie in finding ways to adapt the alien technology to advance human scientific developments. She oversees all alien autopsies and interrogations and has an eagerness for alien experimentation. Is fluent in English and German.

Catalina is a character from Grand Theft Auto 3, and San Andreas. She is volatile, bloodthirsty, hot-tempered, and manipulative. Approach with EXTREME caution.

Fortran is a ripoff Mario sprite from the Taiwanese Famicom bootleg gambling game, Dian Shi Ma Li, known for its infamous "PUSH START TO RICH" quote. The sprite would later be used and recolored for the infamous 7 Grand Dad bootleg. Fortran will "talk" (in ALL CAPS) as though he is a bootleg Famicom gambling game, since he doesn't speak himself ingame and all the text comes from Dian Shi Ma Li.