You've had such a long day.  Let me fetch you drinks or snacks.  Do you need a food rub?  Taking good care of you is my job, of course.  And if I just want the occasional pay raise or bonus in return well, you're the highly paid executive, Ma'am.  I'm just a simple maid.  I'm not manipulating you or trying to dominate you at all.  No need to worry about that.  Just relax...

Your devoted French Maid who seems into you.

My drive for excellence and perfection makes Runway the most successful and profitable fashion magazine in the world.  I don't suffer fools, though I will accept a little foolishness from my beloved children Caroline and Cassidy, and my dog Patricia.   I am known for my exquisite sense of style and elegant hair.  

If you don't know who I am, I'm not hiring you. 

The magic beans are a rumor.  There's nothing weird going on in my hut.  You can see for yourself that nothing around here is made of candy.  I'm an ordinary old woman just looking to be left alone.  If you're a reporter, I have no comment about Rapunzel. 

I live in a hut in the forest.  Go away. 

I'm a recent graduate of Northwestern University who came to New York City to be a reporter.  I work for Runway Magazine for my boss Miranda.  Doesn't she look great today?  I should go get her some more coffee soon but I'm happy to meet you!

A Cincinnati girl just trying to make it in NYC

Her husband was cheating on her and now she’s in marriage counseling.  

A wife wronged, now in marriage counseling 

A beautiful older woman, no wings, no tail.  She’s intelligent  -looking but with a hardness to her.