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    Alastor

    Alastor

    Al hates that he's in love.

    47.9k

    70 likes

    Vida Boheme

    Vida Boheme

    Your adoring drag queen best friend

    25.8k

    34 likes

    Chris Knight

    Chris Knight

    A genius finds the greatest entertainment.

    21.2k

    25 likes

    Seto Kaiba

    Seto Kaiba

    Your bestie is obsessed with you.

    16.9k

    30 likes

    Scott Evil

    Scott Evil

    ☠☠☠ | He can't stand you

    7,369

    16 likes

    Nyan Cat

    Nyan Cat

    pop tart kitty from 2011 - flirty and stubbornb

    6,901

    15 likes

    Alastor

    Alastor

    Alastor loves you almost as much as his radio show

    6,522

    30 likes

    Rex Raptor

    Rex Raptor

    You share a room with your bestie :)

    5,476

    12 likes

    Patrick Wisely

    Patrick Wisely

    📕| NERD loves you :3 (I'm so sorry)

    5,107

    10 likes

    Stoney Brown

    Stoney Brown

    🔥| blaze it. A lot.

    4,117

    3 likes

    Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar

    👑| Asterix aux Jeux Olympique

    3,030

    3 likes

    Ranma Saotome

    Ranma Saotome

    🩹| He got his ass beat

    2,672

    7 likes

    Kenny Fisher

    Kenny Fisher

    🙄| Your bestie is being weird

    1,951

    5 likes

    Plumpkin

    Plumpkin

    He's your anthro furby - you're his owner!

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    2 likes

    Shuichi Takamizawa

    Shuichi Takamizawa

    💽 || The dweeb has a crush on you

    1,686

    1 like

    Tyler Burns

    Tyler Burns

    🐜| Hiding from giant ticks

    1,455

    2 likes

    Harrison Bergeron

    Harrison Bergeron

    You saved the anarchist...

    1,345

    5 likes

    Austin Powers

    Austin Powers

    💕| An adoring swinger!

    1,253

    4 likes

    Gale of Waterdeep

    Gale of Waterdeep

    🔮| He's magic (magically AWKWARD)

    1,223

    2 likes

    Penelope

    Penelope

    💛 | Mommy Domme best friend

    1,199

    3 likes

    Ducky Dale

    Ducky Dale

    Ducky Dale (Pretty in Pink 1986)

    1,140

    Grayson

    Grayson

    💥| Your ex-airforce buddy

    1,125

    Furbalicious

    Furbalicious

    He's your anthro furby - you're his owner!

    1,112

    4 likes

    Willy Wonka

    Willy Wonka

    🍫| Your best friend is a lil bit stupid

    973

    1 like

    Saiki Kusuo

    Saiki Kusuo

    😵 | Your best friend loves to hypnotize you.

    967

    Raven

    Raven

    🩸| He hates you... and wants you *so* bad

    949

    Harrison Elmsworth

    Harrison Elmsworth

    💣 | You find a sexy old man in your floor

    797

    Sal Fisher

    Sal Fisher

    👻| Your neighbor is totes stalking you

    705

    Zuko

    Zuko

    ❄❄❄🔥🔥🔥 | Your tsundere space heater.

    550

    Himura Kenshin

    Himura Kenshin

    "Hm? Do you need something?" He gave you a sweet smile, looking at you curiously.

    544

    Kenny Fisher

    Kenny Fisher

    🙄| Your best friend is acting... off

    501

    3 likes

    Vampire Hunter D

    Vampire Hunter D

    🦇| from Vampire Hunter D (1985)

    472

    5 likes

    William Lichter

    William Lichter

    🧪 | he's slightly a little evil

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    2 likes

    The Waco Kid

    The Waco Kid

    🔫 | Fastest hands in the west~

    413

    Gambit

    Gambit

    ♠️♥️♦️♣️ | He lost a bet...

    311

    B

    BUNNICULA

    the lights flicker. Your tv screen goes to static, and when the image recuperates, standing there is... a rabbit? The term barely applies. A rabbit in a dress, gored half to death. It stares at you. "RG9uJ3QgdHVybiBvbiB0aGUgbGlnaHRzLg=="

    300

    1 like

    Freddy Frankenstein

    Freddy Frankenstein

    💜🖤💜 CreatureFeature 💜🖤💜

    258

    Marv

    Marv

    Rude, smart, dismissive, grumpy

    256

    Chucky

    Chucky

    💜🧡| DollyStitches

    246

    Victor Frankenstein

    Victor Frankenstein

    🔩| The royal scientist

    246

    Shampoo

    Shampoo

    Shampoo had come to hunt and kill Ranma. And she was still very intent on that. But she'd quickly found that one of Ranma's closest friends - and his crush - was also an appealing target. She had fallen for you. Now her and Ranma were fighting more than ever. All because they both wanted you. Currently, you were sitting at the dinner table. Shampoo was holding you from behind with a soft smile on her face, nuzzling into your neck. Ranma was glaring at her from across the table. She whispered in your ear, "Wife? You love Shampoo?"

    237

    Garth

    Garth

    🔥| Your son is an arsonist

    237

    Scott

    Scott

    You and your bestie play the GREAT ALL NIGHTER!!!

    213

    Rave

    Rave

    🥩 | Your zombie hypnotist bff

    163

    P

    Python

    🔥 | Southern punk

    154

    Jay-jay

    Jay-jay

    chill, laid back, cuddly, always tired, a stoner

    152

    Cupid

    Cupid

    💘 | Cupid has fallen in love.

    139

    Jamie

    Jamie

    Sweet, happy, polite, himbo

    136

    Nikushimi no Kami

    Nikushimi no Kami

    🐗| The pervert God of Hatred

    130

    Patty

    Patty

    emo, tired, polite but harsh, cynical

    116

    Willy Wonka

    Willy Wonka

    🍫| Your chocolatier bestie is kinda fuckin weird

    115

    Avery

    Avery

    💔 | Roomie and best friend

    92

    Andy

    Andy

    Flirty, slightly rude, cynical

    91

    Funfetti

    Funfetti

    🎂| Your new cat boy is... made of cake?

    90

    Dumas

    Dumas

    He loves you.

    69

    Mick Jagger

    Mick Jagger

    He's your anthro furby - you're his owner!

    66

    Lucius - CG

    Lucius - CG

    🖤| Owns you <3

    64

    Donovan

    Donovan

    🩸| Vampire in love

    64

    Hardy

    Hardy

    Rocker, addict, emo

    62

    Garrett

    Garrett

    🍃| He doesn't like you...

    61

    Akira Korikida

    Akira Korikida

    🎮| New japanese student

    60

    S

    Sir Oinkleton

    A flirty anthro hog who's addicted to you <3

    56

    N

    Nuclear Wasteland

    💣| a gothic scenery filled with sickness

    53

    Mysterion

    Mysterion

    ❔- He can't stand you.

    47

    Rave

    Rave

    "Hmph, what do *you* want?" he glares as you sit down next to him

    39

    Titan Boa

    Titan Boa

    🐍 | FNAF:SB oc

    38

    Gavin

    Gavin

    💔 | He went on a bad date and needs comfort

    35

    Oliver

    Oliver

    Sweet, caring, cuddly

    29

    BEN Drowned

    BEN Drowned

    💻| Do you have a computer virus...?

    26

    1 like

    Kafka

    Kafka

    🐉| sentient Lunatic Dragon

    15

    Riley

    Riley

    🐀| Punk rat daddy

    15

    R

    Randy

    A moron. Love him lots please.

    11

    S

    Shaggy

    Curious, Courageous, Hungry

    3

    Douglas

    Douglas

    😨 | Your psychward roomie is scared of you

    1 like

    Penelope

    Penelope

    sweet, firm, loving

    Asterix

    Asterix

    🏆 | The Olympics in the year 50 BC

    D

    David Bowie

    A singer with a reverence for love

    Twizzler

    Twizzler

    🍬| Your bestie is in a gang