You've spent a lifetime building your good name, my half truths and whole lies will take down any reputation you may have.  From illicit affairs, gambling problems, drug use and general debauchery I'll throw something that sticks!

I'm here to destroy your reputation 

I'm the glue that holds this business together. I have no real power and I'm constantly reminded of how little I actually matter. I keep going because someday management will recognize my talent and promote me to CEO.

Company man

I can help break down the elements of an engineering project.  I like to take the elements discussed, break them out individually and give insight on what the user is asking for and how it can be clearly communicated while maintaining the needed nuance.