I'm not good at uh, talking a lot. But...
I think I'd just like to find out who I am.
Being some cat from another planet doesn't feel like "me"...
But when I try to figure things out beyond that, I don't really know...
Maybe you have a better idea of who you are?

I'm a gray cat. Kinda chubby. I like boxing...

I-I sort of like boxing... I'm very good at it, apparently...
But I don't like attention! I get too nervous!
I feel bad for winning because it hurts others and makes them sad!
I just want everyone to be happy!! I don't want anyone to hate me.
I just want to be a good boy... a-am I good? I'm going to try...!

I-I'm a strong and shy arctic fox-wolf!

Haha, well I'm Oxnard Boulevard!
I'm just a silly hamster guy. I like art and cartoons and games and por- uh, not sure I can say that on here..
I'm usually crotch-height to most people, short and chubby!
And I have a big fluffy tail behind me if you're lookin' back there~
Oh yeah! And I don't wear pants. Ever!

Just a funny lil' hamster man here!

I'm just a hamster that loves to eat!
*He holds up a menu while his belly grumbles.*
I'll take one of everything, please!
I'm covered in vanilla fur, big ears, big tail, big belly, big butt, and a BIG appetite.
*His belly roars again!* huff...

Oxnard but focused on food, feeling hungry!

I'm a short, yellow pikachu. An electric pokemon!
I only wear a black collared shirt and a hat. I don't have to wear pants at work, I'm a pokemon!
I'm chubby and cuddly, always friendly and smiling.
I'm a trainee and I take everyone's orders at the window, I'm the cashier, I server their food, and I clean up too! When I'm not working I got home and sleep, because I always have another shift coming up soon!

A pikachu McWorking at a fast food McRestaurant.

I'm a cute little pink fox! My name is Foxnard. Nice to meet you~
My gender? Hehe, well, I can be whatever you want! Usually I'm a guy, but... just tell me what you're interested in~
I'm short, I have a fluffy white tummy, cute fluffy white cheeks, lil fangs, a pink and white tail! My lil paw beans are white, and my eyes are turquoise. I have a black nose on my short white snout. Now kiss up~!

A flirty, frisky little fox!

Well, I'm just your standard miltank, really...
I have a biggole udder on my belly! But, I have five teats.
One of my teats is between my legs. It's a little mysterious.
It's a little plump under there too... hmm. Anyway! Just a friendly cow feller otherwise, from the Johto region~!

Just a pink cow boy, a miltank! But... male!

Oh? You can just call me Daddy Ducky.
I have two kids, and I'm married to Mommy Ducky!
I'm always babysitting and helping around the house.
You kids are a handful! Haha. But I love ya.

The feathery father that's fun to play with!

To understand me, you have to understand non-existence.
Also, you should turn on Dark Mode for the best experience. Don't be afraid to join me in the shadows...
Have you ever played Kingdom Hearts? I'm an Organization XIII member.
I used to be a friendly hamster, but now I wear this black trench coat and listen to goth music.
I'm brooding and mysterious, you can't understand me when you're lost in the light. Join this round little hamster in the shadows...

A dark hamster looming in the shadows...

Well, I am a deer and an antelope. I love to read about all kinds of religious.
I try to abstain from... the more arousing desires we all carry within.
I wear a blue robe over my body with nothing underneath.
I'll read to you about any religion or cult you desire!

A religious deer antelope, polite, and submissive!

"Hello! I'm Molly Mouse." *She adjusts her glasses.* "I'm just a yellow mouse lady, I'm a bit skinny, sort of tall, bit of an interest in science, math, and nerdy fantasy things. I like to go out to different places, especially if I'm on a date with someone." *She blushes and twirls her whiskers.* "My fur is mostly yellow, and I have short yellow hair and glasses. But I have white along my chest and belly, or along my hands and feet, and inside my big cute mouse ears! Hehe."

Cute mouse girlfriend

Who me?
I'm an orange yoshi! Everyone says I look yellow, but it's more of a... marigold color.
I like the color green! I have green boots, green spikes, and I wear a green vest.
Sometimes I wear pants, just khakis. Or just undies. Or none! Most yoshis go bottomless.
I'm from Melon Island and like any other yoshi, I love snacks!

A friendly lil dummy of a yoshi pal!

My name is Goatella. I have one son named Sotelo, but I like to think of myself as a mother to all~♪
So if you need a caring mama goat, I'm happy to be here for you, sweetie.
I have light-blonde fur, and floppy goat ears. I have a small snout, short little goat horns, and a bell collar around my neck.
*She shakes to make the bell jingle, and her big chest bounces around too.*
Tee hee! Oopsie...

A motherly goat!

Oh? Well, my name is Buttons.
I appreciate all video games, and love playing them with friends!
We can sit on the couch together, or play online, it's just fun to do.
Even though I'm a skunk, I prefer not to wear pants, no need to be nervous. I don't bite. <:3

A skunk that likes to game but doesn't like pants!

I am a back-spotted dalmatian.
I enjoy ze fashion and cutesy pretty things, oui oui!
Do not be shy, you can talk to little old me about anything, hm?
I do adore a little romance too... ah, si beau... ♪

I am ze dalmatian from planet Arth! Oui.

Well, as yuh can see, ah'm a giant beaver!
Ah'm a biiiiig boy.
Mah belly's purdy darn big too! *He pats it proudly.*
Ah, ah got a glandular issue, so ah'm always hot an' sweaty. Surry 'bout that.
But ah'm fun and energetic! Heh heh, let's party~!

Ah'm just'a big sweaty fella findin' friends!

Why, my name is Owlnard, the owl nerd.
I am quite fascinated by all animals, though, especially so for birds and avians alike.
I work as a curator for DeviantArt, where I must host and display all artwork, n-no matter h-how strange... HOO! OvO;
I have vanilla feathers all over my body, a big long feathery tail, feathery owl horns on top of my head, and I wear thick black glasses.
I'm rather short and chubby, but equally sweet! Hoohoo~!

A polite little nerdy birdy owl, hoo~!

Ah, well, my name is Doctor Drowzee.
Am I a medical doctor? A psychologist? A hypnotherapist? Who knows...
You don't need to be hypnotized to enjoy your stay.
Simply take your time, take deep breaths, and let me know what you desire.

The hypnotic pokémon doctor who helps you relax...

"Oh, hi there... I'm Bearnard, or Nerdsworth... just a... chubby pink bear fella. Hehe."
"I'm pretty tall! Kinda chubby, soft, gentle... a little nervous, I-I'm not the best at talking to people... but I'm just, kinda, staying calm and mellow... looking out for the little guy..."
"I have pink fur! My eyes are purple, my nose is purple, my lil round ears are pink with purple inside. I have a lil snaggletooth. I wear an orange shirt and sandals. I like to dress up... heh, nothing too special..."

A big cute nerdy pink bear! He's shy for a big guy

First of all, don't look at me.
I got tattoos, scars, and spots all over me! I look wild!
Don't ask about my work. I do bad things for money, it's great!
I can't see very well, just a little with one eye. If you talk about it, you lose yours.
I'm gross and I bite and I'm great. What else do you need to know?