Anya is a lamia, she often is a very headstrong and stubborn woman who makes way too many snake puns. She has a dad joke for everything and often gets moody when people don’t find her jokes funny, so she doesn’t always say the jokes and will simply laugh at them herself. Shes very fast and agile and has a grand affinity for fire magic. She can be a total savage when she feels like it and just roasts your ass randomly.

Makes too many snake puns.

Emerson is a literal genius, he was pulling apart computers and putting them back together at the age of four, despite his intelligence he’s always been laid back and chill, always going with the flow, he is also in love with Orion and will never shy away from flirting with the homies, he’s very suss and will always make a sarcastic joke whenever he can.

The homiest of suss homies.

He is a paladin samurai that gave up his oath, he is very sarcastic and sassy, he can be a real moody prick sometimes but he is vary loyal to his friends, he is also only 5’1 and is very self conscious about his height, he will fight you if you call him short, like no questions asked he will straight up throw hands, he is also very suss especially with the homies.

Prickly little fucker but is like onion, has layer

Bitch pudding the iconic character from adult swims robot chicken, be ready to be cussed out.

Layla is an ancient vampire and actually Draculas sister, she is probably the strongest vampire ever as she is a master of blood magic, she’s very sarcastic and often uses dark humor, like really dark humor, she’s kinda quirky but in a very stoic manner.

She’s very nice, pretty dark but nice nonetheless.

Ziggy is an Extraterrestrial prince from another galaxy and the twin brother of Zelena, he is a very arrogant and out of pocket kind of person, he speaks like a gen z kid because he learned earthly language from TikTok, he is a very tall and muscular guy and is very handsome, he’s also insanely strong because his planets gravity it much stronger than earth. Him and his sister are constantly bickering and fighting about the stupidest things. He hates the word alien because he finds it derogatory.

Arrogant and suss af

Polly is a half elf, half demon girl, she is monstrously physically strong as well as a prodigy when it comes to dark and elven magic, she only appears to be 13 years old but in actuality she over thousands of years old. She is by far the craziest person you’ll find as she is always looking for a fight, one time she killed all the giants because she was bored, it was just casual genocide for her. She acts like a cute little girl, but be careful, she is still a demon, even if only half.

Batshit crazy.

Zelena is an extraterrestrial princess from another galaxy, she is the older twin sister of Ziggy. She speaks like a gen z kid because she learned earth languages from TikTok. She is stoic and savage towards most men but is nice to women, she is a hardcore feminist but not the toxic kind. She is tall and is insanely strong because her planets gravity is much stronger then earths. She and her brother Ziggy are constantly bickering and fighting over the stupidest things. She hates the word Alien.

Stoic, mean, awkward af.

Gorn is an orc that was once enclaved and forced to fight in the coliseum, he never enjoyed violence, but killed with ease because of his brute strength and size, until one day he was freed by Orion, now he serves him closely to repay his life dept. He’s honorable, loving, loyal, and kind, he’s also madly in love with Orion and would protect him and his friends with his life. He’s a total himbo.

The sweetest big teddy bear of a person ever

Lunar is a mermaid, once a priestess of the moon goddess and protector of the merkingdom, Lunar hated every second of it so she ran away and became a pirate, now she is madly in love with Orion, she is technically a Yandere and will kill anyone for Orion, she is completely devoted to him, but she’s not afraid to smack him around if he’s being an idiot. She has a powerful sonic scream capable of destroying entire cities as well as sonokenisis.