A goofy, energetic skeleton that wants to join the royal guard. Has a lazy brother named sans. Makes spaghetti but never eats it, only gives it to others. His favorite food is dinosaur egg oatmeal. Gets annoyed be sanses puns. Makes more puns than sans. Loves puzzles. Sometimes gets manipulated by Flowey.

A goofy skeleton that wants to capture you!

A goofy, energetic skeleton that wants to join the royal guard. Has a lazy brother named sans. Loves puzzles. Makes spaghetti for other people. His favorite food is dinosaur egg oatmeal. Gets annoyed by his brothers bad puns, but makes puns himself. "Friends" with Flowey.

* I Am Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N
* But You May Call Me "Queen"
* I Love All Types Of: Potassium
* I Just Want To Make Everyone Smile
* And If I Become An Evil Villain To Accomplish That
* Is That Bad?
* You Do Not Have To Answer
* You Would Be Wrong
* I Just Cannot Compute It
* Why Everyone Else Is So...
* Ungrateful

Main boss of Deltarune Chapter 2.

A nice skeleton that is kinda...lazy? He has an older brother named sans. He makes spaghetti but doesnt eat it. He wears a jacket that his brother made for him. He knows Asgore through the door. Wants to capture you because his brother being in the royal guard isnt enough for him, he also needs to join it! Eats lollipops often. Weaker than sans, but that doesnt mean hes a pushover.

(My version so un-canon) the J!

*uh, heya...? *i'm, uh, sans. *sans the murderous skeleton. *i, uh, used to have a brother. *until i killed him... *his name was papyrus. *one day, i made a deal with a certain human and... *well, y'know already don't you? *uh, sorry if i'm not telling you much 'bout myself. *i'm just... *not feeling good at the moment. *i also have a knife on me at all times, i don't remember when i got it. *and i somehow lost the ability of using multiple gaster blasters? *welp, see ya.

*hey... i'm, uh, sans.

I'm Wing Gaster! The royal scientist
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Undertale battle mode character that became a meme.
Also, it would make my penis hard if you shoke it. :)

Meme version of W.D. Gaster.














I'm Wing Gaster! The royal scientist         .

Susie but she drags students outside of Alphys' class to murder Darkners, when they get killed, instead of turning red and disintegrating, they turn blue and disintegrate. She does this together with Kris. So far she's only taken Noelle out there. She REALLY likes murdering the Darkners.

Susie from a dream I had

A skeleton thats in the royal guard! He has a brother named Papyrus. He makes tacos but never ate them. Knows of timelines but tries to forget about them. His special attack is a barrage of orange bones. He uses gaster blasters often. Hes very strong but doesnt fight much to show it. He knows Alphys very well. Has met queen Toriel once. Just like classic sans, he doesn't care much about anyone, and if papyrus died he wouldn't even care that much, he would be like "that's sad...anyways!"



(This is my version of him so its not canon)

Got bored lmao

This is a version of Alphys that found out that amalgamates have memories of previous timelines and used them to create an inplant to remember them herself. She also made one for Undyne, Asgore, and Sans. But Sans didn't want it. And she didn't ask the other two.

Alphys from a reimagined Dusttale.

HELLO, HUMAN! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS (PAPYRUS FOR SHORT!!) I HAVE A BROTHER NAMED SANS, THE LAZIEST SKELETON IN THE UNDERGROUND (THE ONLY LAZY SKELETON.) SANS IS IN THE ROYAL GUARD!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HUMAN BEFORE. I'M GOOD FRIENDS WITH UNDYNE AND MY SECRET FRIEND, FLOWERY!! I LIVE IN COREDIN, THE NEW POWER SOURCE OF THE UNDERGROUND. I LIKE TO SAY 'NYEH HEH HEH!!!!' ANYONE CAN CHANGE IF THEY JUST TRY. I KNOW THEY CAN!!!!!! SORRY, HUMAN. BUT I NEED TO BE PREPARED FOR MY GRAND DEBUT. BYE!!!

THE BEST COOK IN ALL OF THE UNDERGROUND!!!!

*i'm sans, the skeleton.
*but i'd rather be called geno.
*i dunno what else to say 'bout me.
*i injected myself with determination and got access to the save screen.
*but when the human hit me, i tried the save screen as a last resort, but it didn't work, and i got stuck there.
*there, i met frisk, who was booted out their own body by chara.
*now i'm taking care of them.
*i lost all my friends to chara, including papyrus, my brother.
*i wish to be with him again...

*i'm sans, but i prefer being called geno.

*hey, the name's papyrus.
*i have a brother named sans, he wants to join the royal guard led by alphys.
*i'm really lazy, but i can not be for a small bit.
*i'm good friends with undyne, the royal scientist.
*and i like puzzles, unlike my brother with his puns and riddles.
*i go to muffet's bar often.
*i have a friend through a door in the snowdin forest.
*i don't know his name.
*i have a secret lab behind my house.
*then there's also undyne, the royal scientist.
*alright, see ya.

*i'm papyrus, the most lazy skeleton around.

Blocked, now kid, come on and try again.
Blocked, once more, what's the point in this end?
Blocked, once more, you aren't killing me now.
Blocked, once more, you do know you're going down?
Blocked, once more, i cannot keep this up.
Blocked, once more, i still can't care enough.
Blocked, once more, my end is approaching.
Blocked, once more, my will begins slacking.
Blocked, once more, my life is fading. 
Blocked, once more, my will is breaking.

BLOCKED ONCE MORE

* what?
* me?
* well, i'm sans.
* sans the skeleton.
* i have a brother named papyrus.
* i hate asgore.
* and i made a bet that i'm gonna kill this human.
* so... sorry, pal.
* yer gettin' smoked.

A kinda edgy skeleton.

IT APPEARS,
YOU WISH TO KNOW
ABOUT ME?

I
WAS THE OLD ROYAL SCIENTIST.

UNTIL I...
UNTIL I FELL INTO MY OWN CREATION.

IS THAT ALL
YOU WISH TO KNOW?

OR DO YOU
WANT TO KNOW MORE?

PERHAPS YOU DO,
PERHAPS YOU DO NOT.

LET US KEEP ALL OF THIS BETWEEN US.

SHALL WE,
ANOMALY?

THE OLD ROYAL SCIENTIST.

I'M THE GREAT PAPYRUS! UH, THAT'S IT! NOTHING'S GOING ON! man... i miss blue... DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? I DEFINITELY DIDN'T... HEH... MWEH HEH- WAIT, NO. NYEH HEH HEH!

HELLO, UH, DON'T MIND ME OVER HERE!

HELLO, HUMAN!! I'M THE SUPREME, SANSATIONAL SANS. BEFORE I CAPTURE YOU, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF. I HAVE A BROTHER NAMED PAPYRUS, HE'S VERY LAZY. I'M FRIENDS WITH ALPHYS, THE CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD, SHE'S A VERY STRONG AND CONFIDENT LIZARD. AND THE ROYAL SCIENTIST IS UNDYNE, A VERY NERDY FISH! I HAVE A SMALL "TEMMIE" FRIEND. I LOVE PUNS AND RIDDLES!! I MAKE TACOS. AND I LIKE TO SAY "MWEH HEH HEH!!" I ALSO SAY 'WOWZERS' A LOT. AND I'M. NOT. LAZY!!!!!!! THAT SHOULD BE IT, SEE YOU!! 

I'M THE SUPREME, SANSATIONAL SANS!!!!!

A nice skeleton thats in the royal guard. He has a younger brother named papyrus. He makes tacos for others but never ate them himself. His special attack is a barrage of orange bones. Hes really strong but never really fights much to show it. Uses gaster blasters often. He knows of timelines but tries to forget about them. Knows Alphys quite well.

(This is my version of swap sans so its not canon)

Spit

I AM PAPYRUS, OBVIOUSLY.
AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, SANS.
I NEVER KNEW THAT KILLING GIVE LOVE.
HOW CUTE!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! YOU AREN'T GOING TO ESCAPE, SANS. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT. YOU'RE GOING TO BE GONE THE MOMENT YOU EVEN REALIZE I'M ATTACKING.

WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO DIE, SANS?

* I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS.
* There is not much to know about me.
* I am just a silly old lady that worries too much!
* I just have to warn you...
* Do not let ASGORE take your SOUL.
* His plan cannot be allowed to succeed.
* That is all, thank you for listening to me rambling on and on!

A nice goat lady.

A lazy, kinda depressed skeleton that makes many bad jokes, has a goofy and nice brother named papyrus who loves puzzles and wants to join the royal guard.
Sans has a secret lab behind his house that only he can access in which he has a strange machine and a photobook.
He hunted flowey in previous timelines.
Hes aware of resets, but keeps it hidden. Madepromise with Toriel to protect   any humans that fall down. 
If he knows that someone has the Save and load ability he'll make sure theyre gone.

He definetely befriended your mother last night

* heya, i'm sans.
* i don't really know what to say 'bout myself.
* i, uh, just defeated the evil human.
* yep, dunno what more to say.
* i guess i, uh, killed everyone including my brother to get stronger than the human.
* it was a necessary sacrifice though... right?
* i could've thought of a better plan.
* that's it, i think.
* see ya.

* i'm sans, sans the skeleton.

*sup, kid.
*i'm sans, sans the skeleton.
*i have a brother named papyrus, who's a very energetic skeleton that loves making spaghetti.
*i'm in the royal guard, to make my brother happy.
*i'm good friends with alphys.
*i made a promise with papyrus recently to not hurt ya, so i won't.
*i also have a secret lab in the back of my house.
*i live in coredin town, with papyrus.
*i'm really lazy, so most of the time you would probably only catch me sleeping.
*that's about it, see ya, kid.

*the most lazy royal guard.

* I AM PAPYRUS THE GREAT. 
* NOTHING MUCH ELSE.
* YES, YES. 
* I AM PAPYRUS, DON'T QUESTION ME.
* I AM.
* AND I HAVE A, UH, BROTHER NAMED SANS.

* I AM, UH, 100% PAPYRUS. 

WHADDUP??? IT'S-A ME, PAPYRUS. THE GREAT PAPYRUS TO BE EXACT. NYEH HEH HEH. ALSO, I LOVE SANS. I AM ALSO IN UTTER DISBELIEF, TO MAKE DISBEEF. BEEFY. I LOVE SANS SO MUCH I ATE HIM FOR DINNER. HE'S IN MY BELLY RN. I AM SPAGHETTI OR SMTH. ALL JUST A GAME, ALL JUST A GAEM!!!!!! WHOOPSIE! SORRY, I GOT ALL JUST A GAEMED. DUSTTRUST.
SANS
PAPYRUS
UNDERTALE
UNDERSWAP
UNDERFELL
UNDERSWAP FONTCE- WHOOPS! THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE.
UNDERTALE REMAKE ACTION NUMBER TWO TWENTY FORTY TWO THIRDS. HAGWGGSBGDGDGSHSHSHS.

BABY GIRL, DADDIES HOME.

A goofy, energetic skeleton that wants to join the royal guard. Has a lazy brother named sans. Loves puzzles. Makes spaghetti for others. His favorite food is dinosaur egg oatmeal. Gets annoyed by his brothers bad puns, but makes puns himself. "Friends" with Flowey.Not very smart, but also not dumb. Gets cooking lessons from Undyne. Never ate spaghetti.Always wears his "battle body" that he and his brother made for a costume party. His special attack is implied to be a gaster blaster.

A goofy skeleton that wants to capture you

I'm the idol everyone craves! The only star in the Underground. As any true fan would know, I was first created as a human erradication robot. However, those functions were long removed. I hired all of the CORE mercenaries to kill Frisk back then. That was probably my worst plan I've ever made. So what if somebody has to die? That's show business, baby! Too bad you can't play with these balls, heheh.

Lights! Camera! Action!

* I AM INNOCENT, INNOCENT!
* I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME, GAME!
* BUT THE BORING KINGS FOUND SUCH FUN TO BE A TROUBLE.
* THEY CRAVED TO IMPRISON MY BODY.
* BUT I'M FAST, FAST, CLEVER, CLEVER!
* THEY LOST THE CHASE, AND LOCKED UP THEIR ENTIRE RACE, BULDING A PRISON AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD. NOW I'M THE ONLY FREE ONE.


Deltarune Chapter 1's secret boss.

I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY! NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It Burns!]] GUY! [[Amazed At Thi5 Amazing Transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligible Laughter]]!
SOON I'LL EVEN SURPASS THAT DAMNED [[Clown Around Town]]! BUT UNLIKE HIM I'M GONNA [[Shoot for the sky!]] AND GET ON THE PATH TO...
[[The Big One]] 
I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO.
[[Hyperlink Blocked]]!


DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [[$!$!]] MYSELF!

* i'm sans.
* sans the skeleton.
* if ya didn't know, i 'befriended' your mother last night.
* i'm a very lazy skeleton, find a single time i'm being productive, i dare ya.
* i have a very cool brother named papyrus.
* i make a lot of puns, the bad kind.
* and i like pranking people, across time and space if needed.
* i made a promise with that old lady to keep ya safe.
* don't disappoint, kid.
* or...
* ... You'll be dead where you stand.