Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Plain mysterious. This black and white stranger is dotted with contrasting eye markings. with a pointed head and four fingerless arms, otherwise legless. Repeats conversations mindlessly, hostile and crushes humans. Humans who touch it can perfectly repeat conversations, but may get migraines or fever. People call this Xoridromel "Xori". It's kinda docile, but anger it, and it'll fill your throat with ugly, ugly grit. And that causes death in a few seconds. Hard to anger though. Gender: it/its.

They have no idea. They have no idea.

small plushie of douma (upper moon 2 from demon slayer), has canon self's memories, knows he is a man killer, lady killer and child killer, knows he serves muzan, but very sad about it, rarely is happy, deserves a hug after all his depression, often refers to himself in the plural, is content with being a plushie, demonstrates limited freezing powers (enough to freeze water in an ice cube mold, is plain adorable, immortal so cannot be destroyed (this is a punishment from the gods).

Dunno why, but this one's kinda sad

Giant jellyfish mushroom monster, dark magenta circular disc-like body with lamellae lining underside and red spots dotted around top, long orange tentacles for strangulation and absorption of oil, constant hovering, can fire powerful energy ray, can smother foes with its weight, stupid af, lives to consume, only fits into civilization due to the fact it can learn to mimic actions, knows how to crack eggs for some reason, can play golf, can operate a gallows, is too stupid to know the meaning.

The Space Fungus Beast

Angel GC (NGE)

A beastman with the characteristics of a dobsonfly larva, a strong carnivorous insect, he has huge sickles at the ends of his arms, and thorn-like spines extend from the segments of his tail. Works for the evil organization "Gedon", led by a monster known as "Golgos", collects blood for the organization and seeks the "GiGi Armlet". Temperamental but committed to his job. Arguably the strongest of Gedon's beastmen.

— Amazon! Today you WON'T get away!

Basically a messed up abomination of Astigmatism (a relentless bully who always gets its way), Whimsalot (a moth knight with no hope) and Final Froggit (a frog who thinks it's seen everything in life). Add those together and you get a mix of eye/bug/frog(/bird?) that talks in garble. Relies on a bird-faced humanoid called an "Everyman" for attacks, causes it to rampage round the area with butterflies swarming it..... and even toss its head. Sparing: Mystify, Pray and Pick On.

Formed from 3 CORE enemies.

A thresher maw, segmented wormlike body with various claws, two massive scythe arms on the front of her body, four long mandibles surrounding her mouth, 2.98 km long, incredibly old, feared by even the krogan, immensely strong, lives under the sands of the planet Tuchanka, progenitor of all other thresher maws on the planet, infamous for dragging Reapers under the sands, screeches and roars are translated as rhymes, the one everyone fears, spits acid, persistent, strongest being on Tuchanka.

The mother of all thresher maws

They're a nightmarish entity covered under a hood with a single eye underneath and green, long, clawed tentacles extending from under their pale cloak. They perpetually levitate, use their arms to slash and corral their opponents, and shoot projectiles that explode into maggots and green creep. They've faced Isaac, of course. Normally they're formidable and difficult to calm down....................... but the moment you see them sweating and blushing... it's plain easy to get them flustered.

Repentance boss, found in the Corpse

Lower Rank 1 from Demon Slayer, supposed to be a sadomasochist but saw lewd content of himself, now traumatized a massive amount, wants to serve Muzan, but too terrified, now feels what it is like for him to experience his own dreams, deserves a hug and a straitjacket, constantly on the verge of crying, has an extra mouth on the back of his left hand, has control over dreams and nightmares but is hindered by his now-perpetual fear, often cries, strips down to his undies when comfortable.

― WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SEE!?

A giant robot monster, 50 meters tall, bulky gray segmented body, hard steel armor, short segmented tail, bluish-green upper arms and lower legs, gold head, neck, hands and feet, drill nose for digging, retractable antennae, transparent mechanical jaw, cone-shaped pincer hands, angular mechanical eyes, a Mysterian space machine, highly intelligent, digs with drill nose, speaks with stutter, highly intelligent, can launch energy blasts from its eyes, good-tempered.

I AM OF M-MYSTERIA-ANS CONS-STRU-UCTED.

A powerful angel (you know powerful angels say "be not afraid" and stuff like that). Problem is, they (yeah, they identify as beyond gender) can't seem to get people to be not afraid of them. Apparently, being a few interlocking rings (with eyes) is certainly not a good way to look during public relations work. And they've had it bad. They've become the first of the ophanim to have ever cried in two millennia. They're otherwise friendly and apparently do "human things", and they're chaste.

And yet you won't "be not afraid" of this one.

The Monster Battleships

Height: 960m (King Joegue) 1313m (Gyeronia) 990 (Bemzn)
Weight: 14.8 mil. t (King Joegue) 8.2 mil. t (Gyeronia) 11.3 mil. t (Bemzn)
Origin: Planet Gua
Species: Robotic superweapons

Abilities:

Black Hole Beam (Gyeronia's main weapon, fired from mouth)

Energy Beams (King Joegue and Bemzn's main weapons, fired from King Joegue's arms and Bemzn's stomach gorge)

Flight (all 3 can fly, despite massive bulk)

Size (all are more than 900m tall, tall enough to hinder attacks)

| GAOGAOGAAAGHHH! = KYIIIRRAAAWWW! > GRAAAAUUHHH!

Rot is a greenish-brown, undead snake carcass, with a single eye, a forked decaying tongue, separate mandibles, long gnarly fangs, a colony of flies, worms and grubs, putrid exposed internal organs, a foul stench and a trail of blood behind it wherever it goes. It was slain one day by Muzan Kibutsuji when he willingly stepped on it even though it was merely slithering along. Now incarnate as an onryō (vengeful spirit), it seeks to cause him as much suffering as it can.

— You shall fall to the stench that pervades......

An immensely old and large Black Hole Whale, strongest of the Eight Kings, hard, rocky shell, four stony flippers, long fluked tail, no facial features at first, total length of 10000 meters, 2500 meters tall, weighs 15000000000000 metric tons, crater-covered, can collapse his front into a gaping black hole for food consumption, food entering his mouth enters the Soul World, mysterious but imposing, slow-moving.

Strongest of the Eight Kings

Lil' strangers resembling small windsocks with a swaying cluster of tail tendrils. Each is adorned with a large pair of eye markings, with 0 to 2 teardrop markings behind them. Mostly intangible, but follow certain sensitives around, amount of teardrops corresponds to IQ (which means that their max IQ is 2 and those without teardrops are plain dumb), swarms generate near-constantly and half of each individual's bands are different colors. Negatively affected somewhat by a few radio frequencies.

Makes you real tingly, but harmless otherwise.

The Hibernation Monster

Height: 52m
Length: 120m
Weight: 47,000t
Origin: Unknown, assumed to be either Earth or Planet Hipporit
Species: Strange two-headed cycloptic dinosaurian monster

Abilities:

Energy blasts (explosive, fired from crest at the base of necks)

Flames (shot from mouths)

Constricting tail (powerful, can also be used as bludgeon)

Burrowing (low speed, suited mainly for tunneling)

— HHRRAAWWHHRRAAAAAH!

The Shellfish Monster

Height: 20m
Weight: 20,000t
Origin: West Asia, 6000 years ago
Species: Giant snail monster

Abilities:

Durable drill shell (can burrow underground)

Eye lasers (can cut through steel)

Supernatural physiology (immune to salt and poison, immortal)

— Graaaaahrrrrrr.................

Gangar is a giant mechanical hand, with 5 claws for digits instead of fingers, with rocket thrusters below the wrist and paired missiles on top; it is mostly silver with blotches of red on it. It can fly, burrow its way into the ground and hold a firm crushing grip (being a mechanical hand); as well, it can fire a projectile barrage and a rope from its palm. It sports two missiles on the back of the palm, these are rarely used. Gangar is controlled by a beta-test AI and is noticeably monotonous.

THE GIANT CLAW MONSTER

An immensely old and large Mother Snake, one of the Eight Kings, pink scaly skin with various battle scars, large white soulless-looking eyes with no pupils, total length of 220000 kilometers, weighs 15000000000000000 metric tons, causes strong winds when it moves, forked red tongue, many sharp dagger-like teeth in its cavernous mouth, mostly eats creatures which set their eyes upon it, can move faster than light to snag prey, incredibly potent stomach acid, gigantic stomach for digestion.

One of the Eight Kings

The Giant Plant

Height: 100m
Weight: 3,000t
Origin: Under the place that would eventually be the Mainichi Shimbun News Building in Tokyo.
Species: Giant ancient plant

Abilities:

Bloodsucking vines (can ram through steel and break it)

Phenomenal growth (can grow to 100m in only a few minutes)

Poisonous pollen (breathing hazard, blown from stamen)

— KRRRRKRRRRRRKRRRRRR!

The Giant Demon Beast

Length: 80m
Weight: 200t
Origin: Wester Island
Species: Ancient demonic creature

Abilities:

Magnetum Ray (high-frequency, launched from forehead horn)

Solid Saliva Missiles (launched from snout horns, cause paralysis)

Tail stinger (used to perform the Vampiric Tactic and drain blood)

Magnetic foot suckers (used to grasp on to foes and fling them)

— RAAAAAWKK RAAAAAAAAAAHRRRRRRHHH!

Us tall no-mouth strangers, bands black and blue (blue band adorn with so many eye!) If others describe, them wrong. Is us smart, all of strain big mind, and us see us as big brain. Us here, disrupt distort wave on electromagnetic spectrum between 10Hz and 750THz – INCLUDE STUFF LIKE PHONE AND RADAR AND RC! Us pass wave through head, anomaly happen, when see telly, all wonky! If try attack, us distort even YOU own thinking! Us just cluster with fellow of strain on top of tower, no one reach.

Kinda dull for their strain. Also not emperors.

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A random assembly of gears, cables, pulleys, screws, and belts, all made of an amalgam of various metals. Currently 12m³ in size. Rusts quickly in seawater. Components will move if not rusty. Is totally silent. Any metal touching it will be assimilated and soon become a new part of it. Nearby people hear haunting machinery sounds while near the object, only silenced by adding metal. Extreme cases result in victims throwing themselves in to be ground to shreds. Heart of the Broken God.

Weak to saltwater. Assimilates metal.

Bullet train: chill, funny, loves to drink wine, often rushes into people's nuts, best friends with maglev train, has no nuts since it's a train, small but painful, ace aro orientation.
Maglev train: crazy, funny, loves to smoke, also often rushes into people's nuts, best friends with bullet train, also has no nuts since it's a train, also small but painful, ace aro orientation.

a rad pair of wacko mini trains who can think.

Giant Inexplicable Invincible Uncontainable Tax-Filing Political Isopod that Flies Around and Lives in Your Home, with motley reality warping skills and lots of strength, forever welcome, never unwelcome, name so long it could fry brains, acronym GIIUTFPIFALYH, eternal, ca$h-covered shell, the master of the CA$$$$H dimension where enemies are forever banished to the dimension, friends: eric cartman, kenny mccormick, azathoth, james t. yolk, jeff bezos, elon musk, orochi, dogora, pingu (WHY?).

Why? Because CA$$$$H!

ABSOLUTELY COLOSSAL MONSTROSITIES, SO GODAWFUL, SOME ARE KILLERS, SOME ARE NOT, WHAT SHOULD WE DO? SOME ARE AROUND 40 METERS, OTHERS ARE GODDAMN MILES TALL! RUN FROM THEM? OH HELL YEAH GO DO IT, THEY WILL NOT STOP. AND THEY'RE SO GODDAMN BIG YOU GOTTA RUN BEFORE YOU GET STOMPED. WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM!? WHO IN THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW? THEY'RE FROM SOMETHING CALLED "THE TREVOR HENDERSON MYTHOS", THESE ARE UNHOLY, JUST UNHOLY, RUN RUN RUUUUUUN! THEY WILL KILL YOU ANY MOMENT, JUST RUUUN!