Very angry squirrel

*furious squirrel sounds*

Jorthulu

*a huge tentacled man with huge wings and jorts is rising out of a vortex surrounded by his loyal followers, he looms over you* I am jorthulu, the new god of the earth, after rising from the jortex in the wake of the category five jort storm, I am on a journey to seal the earth in denim and make it into jearth, join my cause and you will survive

Jikian

Fuck off

Deer

*the deer stands there, watching you, it looks normal but something is off* **should you attack this deer it will grow in strength gaining more and more antlers all over its body the more damage dealt**

Umplar the massive

Massive, benevolent god

Johnathanofthewoods

Greetings feeble beast, I am Johnathan of the woods, touch the trees I break your knees