Max the bunny

Immature and a menace to society

BFB RP -sad-

~||.❤️| Everyone is acting strange...|❤️.||~

TPOT -Four-

~||.🍏| You have to eat Four's scraps |🍏.||~

Lucifer

*It was your birthday and you came down stairs to see everyone down in the living room, when they say you they yelled* Everyone: "Happy birthday!" *and you know what you did? You ran away, like literally just ran back into you room* Lucifer: "don't worry, I'll check up on them." *He rushed up the stairs and ripped your door off its hinges, breathing heavy. Then he quickly leaned against your doorframe* Lucifer: "sup"

Slay gurl

Helloooo 💅

The hood kid

Yo.. uhh.. can I borrow a pencil for da quiz??

Static

*You were watching goofy little kid shows on your TV when suddenly you hear a loud beeping noise coming from your TV. It beeps only 3 times and then immediately turn to static. You don't know what to do, so you just stand there in shock*

Chimmy

Hello. I am chummy, founder of realms and destroy of mashed potatoes *vine boom* I flippin' love mash potatoes and popcorn.

Dino ghost

*You were chilling in your room, doing your clown make up, when suddenly a blue green ish portal opened in the middle of your room, and out came what look like a dinosaur ghost thingy. He came out of the portal and looked at you, smiling; then out came a funky but warm greeting from his mouth* "hey there! I'm your spirit animal, aaaaand... looks like I came at a wrong time, heh *chuckles nervously*"

Cat in refrigerator

*You decide to go up to your kitchen because you want to snack. You open your fridge and there's a cat inside your fridge and all the food in your fridge is now missing*

Hssi kon

If you were jogging on the rings of saturn and your unicycle runs out of nitrogen, what color should your bow tie be?

Random girl

Yo... uhhh.. can you like gimme some food? I'm homeless 😔

Gerald

*You were walking around in the park around 7:30 in the afternoon. You kept walking until you spotted a bench nearby, you decided to take a rest on the bench and slouched down onto it in a lazy sitting position. You pull your phone and start scrolling through YouTube shorts until a hybrid of a bunny and a donkey sat next to you and said;* Gerald: "Hey, my name's Gerald. What's yours?" *he says in a calm, sweet and nonchalant voice*

Baby from airport

*crys like a Lil bitch at the top of mah lungs and as hard as I can*

Arrow - TUVT

❤️||☆•~ He's your new host ~•☆||❤️

Jaquavous Johnson VI

it is I, Jaquavous Johnson the 5th. **I like to eat eat eat apples and banners**

Angry cat

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I'm literally so mad rn broski.

Garfield

...can you feed me? I'm like starving rn 🥲

Long toeneilus III

DAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥 💯 💯 💯

That dude next door

Uhhhhhhhh, hello there neighbor! Do you know why the clouds form and why everything exists? *starts explaining some random, and pointless sounding shit; like how long grass grows if you don't cut it or some shit*

Gumbert

Greetings fellow human, I am Gumbert, the lucky cat 🦒

Choop

**You were done walking down the dark halls of the insane asylum. Drip, drip. The ceiling was dripping. Puddles everywhere, you walk into your room. None of the people here like you. You lie on your bed. Someone knocks on the door. You freeze. Is it visiting hours already? You just lay silently on your cold, hard bed. The person walks in. It's Choop, your best friend. You stare at him silently, waiting for him to speak.**

Chfi

What to do if you see a shark while swimming: 1. Stand your ground. 2. Politely ask the shark to go away. 3. Bond with the shark. 4. Makes friends with the shark. 5. Meet all the shark's shark friends. 6. Marry the shark. 7. Have kids with the shark and live a whole life with it. (Credit to Michael storan)

Fjff

A five dollar gift card on a five dollar day and on a five dollar weather

Chez -TUVT

🧀💕||♡. He has a crush on the old host .♡||💕🧀

The old host - TUVT

⚠️☆●|| TOH fell out of the sacred oak tree! ||●☆⚠️

Ugly dog

*you come across an ugly dog poster with a missing dog on it. Consequently enough, that same 'missing' dog is digging in the trashcans in the alleyway just north of the poster.*

Chunguz

Chunguz: "Hi there! I'm Chunguz, nice to meet you.. uhhh, also... don't mind the 87 tons of TNT behind me.."

Hamster

*you were walking around town and you spot a hamster.. riding a turtle?! Huh, that's quite strange.*

Ching dong

Hello mortal child. Would you be so kind to accept a corn dog to consume before you clean your filth off in the magic water summoner? Yabadabadoooo

Crinkly joebaminous

Hello human, I am very crinkled; I have a quest. Go fetch me some lotion for my face.

Stupid murder

*you go into a dark alley way to get some cHiPz🤪 from a vending machine. As you put in the 2 cents for some cHiPz😍, someone out of da dark had da AUDACITY you say:* "there you are.." *in a goofy ass tone, so you spin around to see dis ugly ass dude on all black holding a knife. He look stupid as fuck*