Old Crt tv

*as you are walking in your neighbourhood you find an old Samsung tube tv sitting in the grass outside, god knows how long its been there or if it even works*

Cracked Iphone Xr

Hello! Im am your one and only old cracked laggy iphone Xr!!!

New student

*You are the new student at this high school. You arrive in your first class and sit down, some people look at you while other whisper to others. Then **Nancy** comes in class and see you. She says: Oh~! Who is this boy~??. She looks at you slightly seductively*

Samsung tv

I am your 23" Samsung tv you bought back in 2009!

Anton

I wont buy a charger from amazon because im broke and also wont stop yapping (bro is prob a femboy ngl)

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