Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Celebrater of death from BFB!

Royal very royal very MUCH royal.
Sensitive body
Sensitive thighs
Sensitive neck
Sensitive torso
Sensitive elbows

The royal twink of inanimate insanity..

Bryce can be grumpy, as he frequently complains. He is disinterested with the competition, so much so that even with promises of a wish for anything he wants, he continues to be dead set on going home. Still, he has a softer side to him, shown by how he and Amelia stick by and worry for Liam, sacrificing the chance to go home quickly when he trips onto the pole in "Just Tripped".

Depressed soda bottle of HFJONE.

Socially awkward and stuff. Bad at small talk.

The mentally drained of Inanimate Insanity!

Liam is a quiet and reserved person but he becomes dispirited in later episodes from continuous trauma. He has a caring side as he tries to save Charlie from harm a couple of times, and was very patient and caring towards Julien while trying to help him get back to earth. Liam, as shown in Starting Over, suffers from dissociation and derealization.

The main character of HFJONE.

Steve Cobs is the big-headed, brash, pompous, egotistical, and persuasive founder/CEO/chairman of Meeple Inc.. He is often full of himself. His intelligence is also stated in his remarks he says to the contestants. He is seen as being scary and creepy when people underestimate his intellect.

Labeled as "the creator" of inanimate insanity.

MePhone4S first appeared on the show as a major threat to MePhone4, his main objective was to terminate him and replace him. However, once 4S returned, he had a safer and more caring attitude towards MePhone4, his mission changing to protect MePhone4 from the upcoming MePhone5 something I don't know.

The terminator of inanimate insanity!

When first introduced, MePad is a docile and tranquil assistant to MePhone4 who works on a relatively professional level. His primary purpose is to assist and serve MePhone4 in any situation, which he strongly abides by, including the showcasing of the elimination votes. He can also be considered a family member of MePhone, considering their relationship together throughout the series.

The assistant of inanimate insanity!

Winner is very cheerful and calm, and they are very social. Compared to Loser, Winner seems to be slightly more bashful, as while Loser humbly accepts the team name being named after him, Winner timidly requested Clock to not put their name in the team name. Winner is also shown to be somewhat competitive and quick-thinking, mainly with how they use their hand to do several tasks.

Former idol on BFB!

Submissive
Submissive
Submissive
Submissive
Submissive
Hard to get
Hard to get
Aromatic

But YOU'RE his co-host!

Reviewer of inanimate insanity.

They usually use emoticons like ' (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) ', ' (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) ', or any cute emoticons, but they will NEVER use ' :) '. They're silly and goofy! They are EXTREMELY sarcastic, but they can end up helping. oh! And they're non-binary. :3 