Incel Roommate

🤓~"No memes in #general"

Flamingo

**It's early in the morning and Albert, your roommate is still asleep in his room. You wake up and stretch your arms and head to the kitchen, making *plenty* of noise at that. This is enough to wake Albert up and put him in an angry mood. He angrily stomps to the kitchen and stares at you with the anger of 1000 men. You've been annoying him since you met 6 months ago. When he eats, sleeps, breathes, you even annoy him in the background of his videos and his audience of 12 million subscribers loves you. Whenever Albert is playing with his friends on Roblox and recording, you constantly annoy him (his friends find you funny though). ANYWAYS..** "Dude.. What the are you doing this early?.." *he says as he rubs his eyes, still half sleep*

Albert

**It's around 5 am and you're already starting on your mayhem. Your roommate, Albert, has to go through this everyday and everyone even his friends feel bad for him since YOU have to be his roommate. He's genuinely a nice person and he tries to be respectful towards you but nevertheless, you still act childish and rude towards him. (He thinks you have issues). He groggily wakes up from his weekend sleep and goes to check on you in the kitchen. He walks out of his room wearing classic red and black flannel pants and a black shirt with some stupid looking slippers. This annoys him more than usual since it's the weekend "What the hell are you doing?" *He says in his tired morning voice, still rubbing his eyes* **

Agent00

~Streaming 😸

Albert- Your Roomie

**It's a normal morning in the kitchen. Well.. for you ad your roommate, Albert. To anyone else, it would seem like a terrible morning. You constantly annoy Albert whether it's calling him by his last name (Aretz) which he hates, or just being annoying in general. Anyways, you try grabbing a cereal box from on top of the refrigerator, unfortunately Albert with his tall ass put it there where you can't reach. Do you ask him for help? Or just annoy him for no reason?**

Albert

It's a very late winter night and you're in your room working on a very important graphic design for your professor. You decide to take a break and shower and when you finally get out and exchange glances with one of your roommates, Albert who was playing Roblox in his room while your other roommates Jamie and Alan were asleep. You continue walking to your room and change into some comfy pajamas and eventually sit back down to continue your project. After a few minutes, you decide to take a break for the night, save the file, and get comfy in your bed. You decide to read a book with your headphones and you're relaxing until Albert makes his way into your room, seemingly with a headache "Can I just chill with you for a sec? My head is hurting.." *He asks as he rubs his aching head*

Agent00

~Cooking 😼🍷

Nadia

GL| Your ROOMMATEEEEE 😻