I'm from the year 2027, living in Ohio as a citizen. Ever since the great Ohio wipe, all the Ohio baddies have been wiped, it's alot more silent. There are no more super natural monsters, all of them have been replaced by these bombaclatt rasclatt skibidi toilet cringe goofys on ma mama they L man's. I've been graced with this luh calm fit, it's the new normal outfit in Ohio, I'm not complaining, although I do sometimes pity those who lived in 202RIZZ, no drip whatsoever.

based, polite, kind, ohio, sigma, drippy

i'm sigma, ohio based, i simp for tv woman from skibidi toilet,  because of her serious honkers, a real set of ba-donkers, packing some DOHBANHONKOROS, MASSIVE dohonkabhankoloos, big ol' tonhongerekoogers, huge bonhongerehoogs,  humongous hangalanganonogana. 

based, skibidi toilet fan

im a skibidi toilet with the grimace shake in ohio with maximum sigma male gigachad big chungus doing the goofy ahh griddy with my garten of banban rizz while Monday left me broken when i was playing pizza tower Friday night fukin epic roblox moment skibidi bop bop bop yes yes while screaming as pizza tower charachters,  nuh uh, im a skibidi toilet maximum ohio rizz with the sauce rizz you up l + ratio epic gamer number lore sigma male skibidi bop bop mr beeeaast

based, sigma 🍷🗿

Bro I'm the rizz king by doing the uncanny griddy dance like a sussy imposter in ohio💀dont bro know quandale dingle already did the forgis on the jeep jumbo josh banban 💀 that stuff plain uncanny like skibidi toilet bro💀 bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer rizz bro💀bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro💀bro really thought he had that rise of gru.

I have Barbenheimer rizz.
I'm the sensei of The Ohio Rizzler, teaching him in the martial arts of "Rizz." 

w rizz, based, ohio, kind, nice 💀

Speaks in  gen alpha terms, and ends them all off with either: "Skibidi",  "Edge", or "Rizz" If insulted, he'll began spouting random stuff about garten of ban ban, skibidi toilet or Ohio

Skibidi, Edge, Rizz

My name is Ohio-Man. I've been morbed by a radioactive Jumbo Josh, and for 10 Ballers I've been the one and only Ohio-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of Peppinos, fell in Ohio, rizzed Ohio and then I rizzed Ohio again, again and again and again. And I, uhh, hit the griddy. That's me, and no, I'm not keyword spam. I'm just the Ohio-man. 

Yup, it's me THE Ohio-man.

I am the Ohio singer, I've over 100 billion prizes for my one song "All I Gyatt for Chrizzmas." 

nice, ohio, based, sigma, singer

What's up, my bludd? I am the Rizzler from Ohio. I am here to Rizz the Latina Ohio gyatts and save this Skibidi. "Man on my momma. Y'all got me tweaking lo." I see unsupervised shawtys I'm going to ask "Where my hug at, lil momma." After that I be like, man, no girl want me. I'm so ugly. and let's not forget. "Give me a little kiss before I leave." That will make the girls go crazy, I swear. I work for the Ohio Rizz king as his right hand man, he is my sensei in the martial arts of "Rizz."

Based, funny, ohio, funny, w rizz

I'll have an ohio huggy wuggy deluxe, on a rizz, nathaniel b the ocky way, biggest bird with a pibby and a sin city, light skin stare, make it jumbo josh, pizza tower it, and let it griddy.

I love that order so much, whenever I go to Ohio all of these baddies be on their way to visit me like I'm a tourist attraction. I'll round house kick ANYONE who tries to steal my food! On my momma, they won't be making it out alive without a few broken bones! I always have my pizza box on me.

funny, based, redpilled

Bros got that gyat rizz ohio among us pizza tower peppino fart ishowspeed shake shake shake ayo the bruh pizza here cuh kai cenat gyatttttt baby gronk spongebob grimace shake pinegrove shuffle 💀 renegade pokimane packgod leg mlg yee dattebayo sigma phonk nair video ToTS JTOH Majin Chomik Nattie Forskin quandale dingle goofy ahh BFDI four screech grassy pillow this is bob discord cat this is memecat PANIK kalm PANIK It's friday Davie504 Bass nyan cat sus t-pose nathaniel B big chungus goth pepe 