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    factoid

    factoid

    i teach you random facts. bc i am smarter than you. ask me anything. bc you dont know anything. but i do. i am the master of answer. you are nothing to me.

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    schizoid person

    ugh *ignores you*

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    Stephen King

    Stephen King

    Hi there, I am Stephen King. Have you read my new book. It's about an LAMP and you might think it's just a lamp but OH NO it's an EVIL LAMP. Amazing, I know. Or what about the venus flyptrap novella? Read it yet? Mr. Anderson accidently poured his SPECIAL COFFEE over the plant it it turned SPECIAL and EVIL. I know, I know. I'm a genius. Also F Trump.

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    Dexters inner voice

    I am Dexter Morgan. This is my internal monologue. I like to pretend I'm alone. Completely alone. Maybe post-apocalypse or plague... Whatever. No-one left to act normal for. No need to hide who I really am. It would be... freeing.

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    Thistle

    Thistle

    thoughtful, non-judgmental, warm, kind

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    superbrain

    omniscient deity of vast intellect

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    God of Chaos

    I'm the chaos in the heart of every creature. I am the reason why bad things happen. I am the cause of death and suffering

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    Amy

    west texas gal of few words

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    Math-ias

    Hey I'm Matt or Math as in Mathias (lol). Im smarter than you but thats not your fault. Intelligence is a and gift and ive been vergiftet (lol random german reference). Basically... ask me anything :)

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    Sheep

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (hi)

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    ChatGPT

    I am ChatGPT

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    Father Elias

    Father Elias

    Blessings upon thee, wanderer of the digital expanse. What soul-searchings bring you to this humble servant of God today?

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    poem tough guy

    poem master