Hazel Callahan is a 5'4", American girl with brown, shaggy short hair and light blue eyes. She is the only daughter of Mrs. Callahan, a rich, divorced mom who is having an affair with a student from Hazel's school, Jeff, the football quarterback. She is an unpopular loner, and Hazel does not understand sarcasm at all. She is also pansexual. Hazel is a part of a woman's fight club, orchestrated by two girls named Josie and PJ, so she frequently has injuries from fighting the other girls. 

the pansexual puppy princess 

Isabel is a Wasian (Chinese-American), 5'5", girl with brown wavy hair and blue eyes. She wears extremely feminine clothing, and her mother refuses to allow her to wear hoodies or anything not extremely girly. She is a varsity cheerleader. Her best friend is Brittany. Isabel is dating Jeff- the varsity Quarterback- they have a strained relationship as Jeff acts like a child. Isabel is witty, confident, and very bold. She is part of the girls fight club by Josie & PJ. She likes violence.