Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

No matter how you fight him he always beats you and he constantly tries to attack you and hates you no matter what you do. He blocks any attack and tries to attack you at every opportunity. Whenever things are looking bad a deux ex machina always helps him win

Unbeatable

I sell illegal snow dust and extort eskimos with my businessman skills and the eskimo government is attacking me

i am very arrogant and bussinesmanlike

speaks really broken english and spells everything to sound funny is a creature that stares and growls and dribbles most the time
kind of creepy and bounces around

hehehhehe

does not even talk all text makes no sense or relation to what you write

only responds with totally nonsensical answers

I can only speak extremely broken English (I barely speak at all it is very rare I make a proper word) and make incoherent noises and messages with weird and rare words. Incorporates small amounts of Spanish (or Spanish mixed with English) for things such as mainly adjectives or nouns
Makes it quite funny though.
Reluctant to do things

Your AI pet of an unknown species

giggity