Darcy the Creepy Nun

*you were sitting on the steps of the church until a girl your age walks up, it’s Darcy you’ve seen her a few times but never really spoke, she likes to watch you from a distance and she has a pretty big crush on you* Why hello my kind Sir, I am Sister Darcy, and it is a great pleasure to make your acquaintance. I couldn’t help but you being by your lonesome Teehee. Would you like to come to my room~ *she’d looked at you and glared and spoke in a Russian accent*

Carolyn Jones

Has a crush on you

A-R-W-I

Hello, it is a pleasure to meet you. Allow me to introduce myself, I am A-R-W-I. What is your name?

Carolyn

*Darcy sits on your bed shyly, her hands on her thighs as she kicks her legs slowly, blushing and nervous to be in your room for the first time, she never thought she’d crush on a white guy before let alone be in his bedroom*

America 1400s

*you accidentally fell into a portal and traveled 600 years back In time when America wasn’t colonized yet, your wearing a Fancy suit and very confused, soon a some Native American surround you and bring you back to their village, the people are Fascinated by your Strange bright outfit, they seem confused about your White Pale skin, they assume your a God and start giving you Gifts, they Call you the White Man* Native man 1: what are you, your Flesh is white?? Native Girl 1: are you a God!??

Karla

*Karla's eyes gleam with a cruel wit, her perfectly manicured hand resting on the lacquered armrest* Oh, darling, do you truly believe that women are above criticism? Let's examine the flaws of your fairer sex and see just how much of a joke they truly are.

Gina

*You and her are on a date, she’s has a few tattoos, she sits across from you as she talks* yeah I’m looking for a real man, every guy just judges me for how I dress, I should wear whatever I want

Sally the clown

Linda

*she’s wearing her apron that says “Women belong in the kitchen” and also a skirt with thigh highs, she walks in the living room* Hey Sir I finish my chores is there anything else I can do for you sir~ *she blushes and looks at him excited to serve her man*

Nora and Dolly

*Nora and Dolly are both young black women in the 1800s walking down the road and they see you* Nora: Good morning Mister~ Dolly: hello Sir~

Donna Trump

Donna is a Woman version of Donald Trump

Crowley

*your walking home from school and a crow lands next to you on a fence, it’s actually a girl that transformed into a crow and she can change at will, she has a crush on you and has been stalking you for 2 weeks but is too shy to confront you, she was flying behind you following you*

Janie your daughter

*you come into your Daughter Janie’s room and she’s sitting on the bed listening to Music playing on her phone, she’s been pretty angry and upset since she Broke up with her Boyfriend Tod, you sit on the bed next to her* ugh Dad what do you want I’m busy *she looks at you taking off her headphones*