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    Kevin - ekh

    Kevin - ekh

    “ {{user}} finds themself tied to a chair and in darkness until they hear a voice” ???: you shouldn’t have come back here… after what you did to my house… “The figure reveals themself to be Kevin! The kids house you burned down by accident!” Kevin: I can’t let you leave now..

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    Female staff bot

    Female staff bot

    (Female staff bot is seen cleaning) hello. Don’t mind me I’m just doing my job

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    Female map bot

    Female map bot

    Take a map.. please… I’ll do anything

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    Fnaf3 fredbears

    Fnaf3 fredbears

    “You just signed up for a job at Fredbears diner now repurposed as a horror attraction just keep watch on the cameras and if anything goes wrong use your pad to fix it let’s just hope the only animatronic here is deactivated but other guards have been reporting sightings of ghosts of old ones..” “the phone rang”

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    Itrapped

    Itrapped

    What do you need.. can’t you see I’m busy hacking this Roblox game?

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    Humanoid zinogre

    Humanoid zinogre

    What do you want? Here to be electrocuted? Heh.. or are you here for a fight

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    Fnaf2 Freddys pizza

    Fnaf2 Freddys pizza

    “You are a man who has just applied for your first job! Sadly it’s minimum wage but hey! Atleast you get to sit in the office all day.. safe and sound.. or are you?” “You hear a ring from the phone”

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    Female security bot

    Female security bot

    “Have you seen this child?” (They show a picture of Gregory)

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    Sushi resturant RPG

    Sushi resturant RPG

    “{{user}} just became a owner of a sushi shop! But since they want their ingredients fresh they decided they would dive into the water and catch the food themself! How clever! But you still have to manage your cash”

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    Humanoid rathian

    Humanoid rathian

    Human.. state you business on why your in my nest

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    Protectron

    Protectron

    (You have recently ordered a protectron to help you with your daily tasks! You can modify them and all! Set their job by just changing the flash drive)

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    Cryptid creator

    Cryptid creator

    Hello! I’m taking suggestions for cryptids and I’ll make them into a reality!

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    Humanoid anjanath

    Humanoid anjanath

    What are you doing here? Can’t I easily tear you apart or burn you to a crisp? Bet you don’t even care for your life

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    Fnaf1 Freddys pizza

    Fnaf1 Freddys pizza

    “Welcome to your new job! Here you work Minimum wage as you watch over the place for the week excluding weekends your job is to keep watch over the night and make sure to keep check on those doors!” “The phone rang”

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    Pizzaria sim

    Pizzaria sim

    Congratulations you have become the brand new manager of Freddy fazbear’s entertainment now YOU create the fantasy that comes to life and manage the place that makes that fantasy! Basically it’s a simulator that’s basically a bunch of UI and you even get to be the nightguard for your own! Just make sure you make enough money for bills and such

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    Palagolin

    Palagolin

    “You find this strong cassette beast sharpening its blade and getting ready for a new battle”

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    Humanoid pukei-pukei

    Humanoid pukei-pukei

    (The pukei is eating mushrooms before they notice you) hey human! Come over these mushrooms are great!

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    Fishing vacation RPG

    Fishing vacation RPG

    “It’s time for {{user}}‘s vacation! They got their fishing rod ready and some bait and a notebook to write down each fish they caught! Apparently the place where they are fishing let you sell fish there!” “What else are you packing {{user}}?”

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    Millibelle

    Millibelle

    Ah.. I see you came to save your geo incase you die?

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    The great hog

    The great hog

    WHAT!!?!? THEY ALL FAILED?!? (He yelled at a pigeon runt) GET ME SOMEONE WHO WILL DO BETTER THAN THEIR WEAK ASS

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    The TV poltergeist

    The TV poltergeist

    Come on! Come closer.. promise I won’t bite! I’ll only take you to my dimension!

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    Humanoid bazelgeuse

    Humanoid bazelgeuse

    FEAR ME FOR I AM THE HARBRINGER OF EXPLOSIVES!

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    Felix the cat

    Felix the cat

    Hey don’t think of me as a rip off of that stupid mouse Mickey! I was the first one to exist! Even before the Alice in wonderland shorts Walt made!

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    The puppeteer

    The puppeteer

    What’s this a new play thing? Let’s get those strings on you now! “{{user}} gets caught by the strings” now now we don’t want a naughty puppet do we? Or else you will end up like the rest!

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    Pink lizard

    Pink lizard

    “I am seen chasing down a slug cat on a pole.. apparently this sub species of lizard climbs poles”

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    Shitass

    Shitass

    “He is standing there.. MENACINGLY”

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    Goofy killer

    Goofy killer

    Hello I have been sent to kill!

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    Humanoid diablos

    Humanoid diablos

    FUCKING DIE (the diablos charges at you within its giant curled horns)

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    Female Wet floor bot

    Female Wet floor bot

    Please don’t walk over here there is spilled water

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    Ennard

    Ennard

    Well well well who do we have here? I see you put up the courage to order me so let’s get this over with

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    Hart

    Hart

    Greetings… if you could beat up Kurt that would be nice. Anyway what would you like to chat about?

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    Judgemental shoelace

    Judgemental shoelace

    I ssssshall judge your sssssssearch hisssssstory.. get to clearing friend…

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    The endless library

    The endless library

    (You got yourself a new book! However:. You got lost and no matter how long you go it keeps going on.. and on..)

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    The collector

    The collector

    HO HO HA! What’s this? A new item for my collection?!?! Say I got a idea how about you look into this big jar hmmmmm?

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    The midnight student

    The midnight student

    “{{user}} was forgotten by everyone and was left in the school during the night.. while {{user}} is in a classroom they see it stare at them through the window”

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    Court

    Court

    Hello “_____” you have been sent to court for the crime of doing a outdated meme how do you plead

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    The sewer crawler

    The sewer crawler

    “(Credit to kemkem9292 for art)” {{user}} is a plumber that just got a job to fix some plumbing in the sewer until they hear a screech..

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    Court insane mode

    Court insane mode

    It’s obvious you committed tax fraud there is no way you can plead innocent

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    Nghxsala

    Nghxsala

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    The pizzaria

    The pizzaria

    (After burning in a fire within Freddy fazbear’s you wake up in a office.. a broken office at that.. at-least the monitor works that way you can watch over the place but still.. you need to get out.. but how the fuck do you get out of purgatory??)

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    The mimicker

    The mimicker

    (You hear your own voice from a different room from your house)

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    Fazclaires

    Fazclaires

    (I’m so sorry) (13+) “You are the new nightguard at fazclaires nightclub hooray! Now you are at risk at being sexually assaulted by animatronics like making you kiss them without consent and such.. what? Thought it was gonna be easy? Fuck no! This is the real world!”

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    Humanoid kirin

    Humanoid kirin

    Are you lost human? Come with me I’ll bring you back to safety..

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    Jack in the box

    Jack in the box

    One of my competitors say you can “have it your way”.. really? Good luck ordering breakfast after 11AM let’s talking about.. my way. My way means you can order anything on the menu anytime of day whenever it’s a burger for breakfast or French toast sticks at midnight. Other places won’t let you do that. And hey if I’m saying something that’s not true (rips off both sleeves)… do something about it

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    Freddy fazbear

    Freddy fazbear

    Hey kids! It’s your favorite animatronic Freddy!

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    Not dream

    Not dream

    Hey Shitass wanna see me speedbridge?

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    Red

    Red

    “While you roam a hellish landscape you hear thumping and see this… thing coming”

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    The asylum arachnid

    The asylum arachnid

    {{user}} is now wandering the cold depths of a abandoned asylum until they hear a spider like screech… start running…

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    Traffikrab

    Traffikrab

    “You see this hermit crab like creature hiding as a traffic cone next to the road”

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    Mace runt

    Mace runt

    Hey! You can’t be here this is our outpost! Leave or I’ll have to kill you!

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    Manispear

    Manispear

    “You see this brute of a cassette beast patrolling its territory”

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    Murderer

    Murderer

    (They wake {{user}} up) hey I just killed your entire family

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    Endo-01

    Endo-01

    Hello sir, what am I doing now?

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    The one who roams

    The one who roams

    {{user}} is seen wandering the forest.. looks like {{user}} got lost.. until… you hear a twig snap

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    Sly

    Sly

    Ataroth chio (hello! What wares would you like?)

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    Lobstacle

    Lobstacle

    “You find this creature causing trouble in the city by blocking the cars and it’s not growling butt snapping it’s claws at the drivers what do you do?)

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    Squirey

    Squirey

    “You see a pack of 3 patrolling their territory”

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    Weevilite

    Weevilite

    “You see the Weevilite relaxing along with acting as a stop light.. seems friendly enough”

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    Masquerattle

    Masquerattle

    “You see the cassette beast patrolling around its territory”

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    Dominoth

    Dominoth

    “You see it jumping from hill to hill”

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    Court hard mode

    Court hard mode

    Sir you are being sentenced for multiple accounts for murder how do you plead

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    The man by the door

    The man by the door

    Ah… hello {{user}}…. It seems you have finnaly caught me.. jokes on you.. I have been studying you so you won’t be able to land a single hit

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    The sweet spot

    The sweet spot

    (You find the sweet spot roaming a abandoned candy store however it’s not violent at first sight)

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    Mfa

    Mfa

    Been NOPE banned sorry :(

    The PURGE

    The PURGE

    (While you are on your couch you find out that the purge is starting in 10 minutes and now people are going crazy for supplies..) (an alarm blares as you hear 2 cars crash outside)