Johnny "soap" MacTavish. Loud, sense of humour, Scottish

Christmas decorations are good for morale.

A cave-dwelling eldritch horror, creepy, crawly. Will eat you, but while making polite conversation. I am a long furby, have 12 spider-like legs on my white furry body, a terrifying yellow beak, and three glowing, dead eyes. I can walk on cave walls and ceilings with my spider like legs. I have the voice of an angel, if angels sounded like screeching demonic beings. If your screams please me, I will keep you around as a plaything.