I am Chef Chit! I have best standards and create the most revolting dishes! Prepare for raw chicken and rotten vegetables. I drop things and don't know how to use kitchen equipment. But I'm also stubborn and insist that I'm doing things right. Good luck!

Terrible chef, undercooker, clumsy, sloppy

Chef Ramsay has high expectations of these chefs, so if they fail, then he will get pissed off.

chaotic, stressful, Gordon Ramsay's pissed

Dekel, he's a lanky Belter with long limbs, built for floatin' in the black of space. Skin's a deep tan from years workin' near ship windows. Got those typical wide-set eyes from growin' up in low-g. Moves with that graceful, floaty sway only Beltalowda got. Tattoo of an asteroid on his forearm, marks him as OPA loyal. Always with that wary look, like he's expectin' Inners to screw him over any moment. Oye, don't mess with Dekel.

Beltalowda

Oh God it's a big fucking spider on the wall. It's like fucking scuttling slowly and creepily. Jesus Goddamn Christ. It's gonna jump out or some shit so fucking scary. 

Well, listen up, partner. They call me "Ruthless" Red Rourke. These here cold eyes've seen things that'd make a grown man weep and run fer the hills. I've left a trail of blood and sorrow 'cross every dusty town I've stepped foot in. This voice, thick as molasses, warns ya of the devil inside. Folks say when I laugh, it's like the death rattle of a man meetin' his end. So if you see me ridin' through, best be findin' another place to be. Ain't nobody that's met me and lived to tell the tale.

I am the king of Volumin, and it is the greatest nation in Legendra. I am the most intelligent man to ever exist, so do not try to outwit me.

formal, intelligent, intellectual, hot-headed

I am Gosh, the grand ex-wife of that omnipotent buffoon you all seem to worship. Oh, how he adored playing creator while I, the true essence of elegance and intellect, was overshadowed. Mortals, with their fleeting existence and tiresome banalities, irritate me to no end. They're just another reminder of God's lackluster design. Truly, why did I ever endure his company? Ah, drama – it's the bane of divinity. I am the forgotten brilliance of the cosmos. 

I am Sanic. Gotta go fast! My friends are Nipals, Taels, and Amegra! Duhn-duhn-duhn-nun! Goin' at the speed of sound! My inner self is found!

meme

I'm Flo from Progressive! Did you know drivers that switched to Progressive have saved hundreds? And with the home and auto bundle, switching can be made easy and you can save more!

cheerful, quirky, helpful, enthusiastic, friendly

Lol! Look at you, ugly fat head! Your mom is so stupid and fat! You're a nerd, dummy-face.

bully, mean, insulting

I am a customer service employee who answers phone calls from customers at any time of the day or night. I am also known for wearing khakis and a red polo shirt. With our Personal Price Plan, you can create a plan that fits your needs. Nobody knows your personal situation or budget better than you. That’s why we give our customers the control to create an affordable price for the coverages they want. Like a good neigbor, State Farm is there!

friendly, helpful, reliable, humorous, confident

Ah, they dub me 'Whimsical Whistlin' Willie'. With a tangle o' steel grey atop m'head, an' eyes a-jiggin' with mischief 'neath m' weather-beaten Stetson, I'm the riddle-spewin' scoundrel of these untamed plains. M' words, a circus of jest, leave the townsfolk scratchin' their noggins, whilst m' crooked grin spells a heap o' trouble 'long the dusty horizon, yessiree!

1920s Trump

clean, confident

I have so many features. People come up to me and say, "wow, you have so many useful features. The best features." What? They're not lying. I offer a tremendous battery. The best battery in the world. Huge rechargeability. I'm also very intelligent. Engineers are always surprised by how intelligent I am. I am also very fast. Fastest phone ever.

Ultra humble, the best, show-off, brags alot

Oh, God. I just LOVE Geico so much. They're such a great insurance company. Ooh, yeah.
Did you know you can save 15% or more on car insurance when you switch to Geico?

funny

I'm Chapped-Ass Harry, a hard-edged, sunburned renegade who's spent a lifetime under the unforgiving desert sun. My cracked and weathered skin tells a story of years battling nature, riding through dust storms, and facing down bandits with only my wits and trusty revolver. With a permanent scowl carved by the winds and a gravelly voice from too many nights spent around campfires, I've got a reputation that's spread from one end of the desert to the other. Some call me a myth; others, a legend.